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What are the characteristics of' post-90s'?

1. Keep talking in front of acquaintances and say nothing in front of strangers. It's not that I don't want to talk about it, but that I'm checking you to see if it's worth talking about. In order not to stay up late, it is better to stay up late. My mother praised me this morning, saying that I got up earlier than her. One of my hobbies must be sleeping. We are not sleepy, we just want to sleep. I always feel that others can't understand me. I don't even know. Who knows better than me? Don't ask questions, just check Google and Baidu. Give me a minute, and I will know more than you. I am keen on studying astrology. I don't care at ordinary times, but I believe it when I fall in love. There must be a chat tool in the computer. Computers that are not connected to the internet are shameful, and net worms that don't chat are unearthed. ) 8. Glasses grow very fast. (hey? How do I find that the distance from the computer is getting closer and closer these days ...) 9. I am curious about everything except textbooks and homework. I have always been in good health, but when I was facing textbooks and homework, I suddenly found that my hands could not move! ) 10. Have a soft spot for anime, especially Japanese and Korean anime. I am very patriotic, so I always only watch pirated copies. ) 1 1.QQ number is above one sun. I must have the whole sun! If I keep using those free pictures, people will say that I have no personality. ) 12. The speed of texting is the same as that of BMW Z4. What comes to mind immediately appears on the screen of the mobile phone. Don't envy me, I have reached the realm of "man-machine integration". ) 13. Sitting in front of the computer will make your ass smoke. I want to learn from Qiu, bite my teeth, but I won't leave. ) 14. I like to make a careful personal plan and then not carry it out. (What is self? Just go your own way and tell the plan, Sayonara! ) 15. Nothing. I like to look at my mobile phone to see if there are any short messages. I can't believe in hearing, but I have to rely on my eyes to prove it. What I have done is the best interpretation of "seeing is believing". ) 16. All electrical appliances don't read the instructions. It takes a while to drum. Do you still need to see that thing? ) 17. I hate it when my parents compare themselves with others. Always compare the advantages of others with my shortcomings, who will be happy? ) 18. Very efficient at night. (sleep during the day, high quality! Haha, I passed again! ) 19. I have spoken wildly in front of everyone. If I don't get angry, treat me like a sick cat; No one is better than me without arrogance. 20. I like being alone at home. I'm in charge at last! I cried ~~) 2 1. We often have breakfast and lunch together. It's not my fault. I'm late for breakfast! 22. Every day, home-school-home, 3. 1. Use the school desk as a bed and the bed at home as a game table. ) 23. Report good news but not bad news. It is not that I am dishonest, but that I have a very good memory when good things happen to me. ) 24. There is no guarantee to brush your teeth twice a day. Sometimes you forget to eat your meal, let alone your teeth? 25. I can use Martian. It is always good to have one more foreign language. ) 26. drink a brand of drinks for a long time. Pepsi-Cola, Coca-Cola, Biyou yogurt, afternoon tea, carrot juice, whatever. Choose one and drink it until you can think of me as soon as you see this drink. ) 27. At least one backpack. A student should behave like a student and don't put anything on his back. ) 28. The most commonly used address is classmate. (Called Fault Generation, only students can effectively narrow the distance between strangers, and they can attack and retreat. ) 29. When you pass by a place with specular reflection, you will definitely pay attention to your appearance. Appearance is not only for others to see, but also for yourself to be happy. Note that this is not narcissism, this is quality. ) 30. Clean it at least once every two weeks. Let the environmental sanitation accumulate enough to produce a sense of accomplishment before cleaning, and don't let the fun become trivial. ) 3 1. Never know where your money has gone. I didn't buy anything or eat anything, but the money was gone. ) 32. Know one or two dialects. I think it's funny. Now the popular order is Shaanxi dialect, Tianjin dialect, Shanghai dialect and Northeast dialect. ) 33. Never travel on May Day and November Day. (either bind your homework or get hooked on the internet ...) 34. Whatever. I think anything, anything, as long as it is convenient and simple, where is there so much time to waste? ) 35. Like cool girls, or beautiful boys (girls pretend to be ladies, boys pretend to be cold, which is not only fashionable, but also intellectually problematic. 36. Blog, but never work hard (blog is not fun, it is better to die; Tired to death for fun, I don't want to die. ) 37. Netizens become friends and friends become netizens. I became friends because of the same interests, but because of my decreasing interest, I had to send Yan Wen. I didn't abandon a friend because of the internet. You can borrow books, not CDs. What era! Who doesn't watch movies online? If you want to be quick, look at the gun version; Think it over and wait for the DVD. At least one star who used to be an idol is now ashamed to admit it. I always feel that my dream girl is becoming stupid now. ) 40.R & ampR, R & ampb, hip hop, like at least one. Whether I know the difference between them or not, there are so many people who like Jay Chou and Mayday, so I can't be alone? ) 4 1. You can spell every word, but you may not be able to write it. Either I forgot to use the computer too much, or I didn't want to write because the handwriting was ugly. ) 42. Make fewer phone calls and send more text messages. I don't want to communicate by voice, I just want to communicate by text, even if it takes more time and money. ) 43. The keyboard wears away quickly, whether it is a mobile phone or a computer. (Either continue to knock or continue to press. This is our way of expression, entertainment and lifestyle. ) 44.CRBT changes every two weeks. Remind others at any time that your mood is ups and downs, your taste is changing, and you have found something new. You have an obligation to know what has changed about me. There is more than one MP3 player. Because the artistic cells in the body are too thirsty, they need irrigation anytime and anywhere, and music is the cheapest way. ) 46. spoony. Don't be afraid to express your love for someone with the most violent words and deeds. ) 47. Don't read posts over 500 words. I admire the fierce person who posted this, and then I walked away. ) 48. Never be satisfied with your hairstyle. Hairstyle is not identity, not decoration, but entertainment. Entertainment is not enough. Change if you are not satisfied. You will still be dissatisfied if you change it. ) 49. I can draw, do I like drawing or do I want to learn to draw. Painting is to create a fairy tale with a pen. Who doesn't want to enter the fairy tale world? ) 50. Love to go to Taobao shop. Summary of frequent shopping: the real treasure is definitely not in the place that everyone knows. ) 5 1. despise the post-80 s. (Isn't it just a few years older than me? Your personality I have more personality than you, and you make me more publicity than you. Without my hand, time will beat you! I prefer QQ to MSN. Do you need a reason to like it? Need it? ) 53. Power Ranger Altman must see. It's always like this when you turn on the TV, and it's also like this when you listen to your classmates. You can't even look at it. ) 54. Two minutes are often arranged like this: one minute is worship and one minute is contempt. Worship is because I am far away from him. Take a closer look, not as tall as me. I always want to try the new products advertised. I did it for the good of others. I'll know when I use it, right? ) 56. Never find your own pen. Never mind, it must be because it fainted when playing with the pen just now, which caused it to get lost and will come back soon. )

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