Seeking love text messages?

Lesson 1:

Of course, you must first know the girl’s mobile phone number.

Secondly, you must be interested in her.

After sending the text message, don’t forget to send a text message: It was a pleasure chatting with you and I look forward to seeing you again. have a good night.

Let her know that you are a caring person.

Lesson 2

The next day, you can also send her a funny text message, such as:

1. The chimpanzee accidentally stepped on the gibbon. After the gibbon gently and carefully cleaned the poop, they fell in love. When others asked how they got together, the chimpanzee said with emotion: Ape dung! It’s all ape dung!

2 , I am a bean, I have fallen down and am very discouraged, what can make me stand up again? The answer is----you. There is such a thing called "Pig Encouragement Beans".

3. On the giant panda’s birthday, someone asked him what he wished for. The giant panda said: I have only two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese medicine doctor to remove the dark circles under my eyes, and the other is that I want to take a color photo.

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Let her know that you are a humorous person.

Note: Never post pornographic jokes.

Lesson 3:

When you get up in the morning, send her a text message:

Good morning! The early bird catches the worm today. How many were caught?

I remember a girl answered me like this:

The early worm is eaten by the bird. Haha, I am more like a worm.

Answer: La la la. The late bird catches the worm. I eat I eat I eat eat eat. Wow, what a big beauty bug! Just in time, full. Stayed for lunch.

Note: She is a beauty. Girls are more vain, so you can usually send text messages like this:

1. I saw you dressed up in a special way today, very cute.

2. My eyes almost dropped when I saw you dressed so beautifully today. ~!~ ……

Don’t be stingy in describing your beauty, be as beautiful as you want.

Lesson 4:

After a period of contact and you have become somewhat familiar with it, it’s time for you to show off your tricks. In ancient times, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty went out of his way to send lychees to L'an with a smile on his face. Now use your text messages to please the girl you like.

1. Hints and tricks: If there is an afterlife, let us be little mice, fall in love stupidly, live in a daze, cuddle up innocently, and be together silly. When the mountains were covered with ice and snow, we would nest in a warm haystack, and I would hold you in my arms and feed you rat poison.

2. A text message in English is also good: hi, what are you doing now, close your eyes, i will be here by your side, miss you day and night!

3. Warm greetings: Are you busy? It's okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't disturb you, that I'm thinking of you. I hope that when you receive my text message, you will have a smile on your lips, letting the friends around you know that you are happy.

4. Teasing and teasing to deepen the impression: I said: "You are a pig." You said: "I am a pig." From then on, I called you "Pig", and finally one day you I couldn't stand it anymore and shouted to me in public: "I'm not a pig."

5. The trick of hinting is still effective: Listen, I want to chase you! I will recognize you! It's you I've been looking for all along! I will definitely seize this opportunity! I must chase you till the end! (Damn fly, I'll swat you to death!) 6. The advantage of texting is that you can say things that you usually dare not say in person, even if you feel sore and vomiting, girls like to talk sweetly and like other people. Concerned:

If one day you feel tired, as long as you turn around, my blessing will be by your side. No matter how far away you are, no matter how many years, this blessing will turn into blue stars and shine in your heart. The morning light shines in the sunset, shining in every inch of your life.

Do you know what I'm doing? Give you five choices: a: Miss you, b: Miss you very much, c: Miss you very much, d: I can’t miss you, e: All of the above

Lesson 5:

< p>This lesson is about the quantity and quality of texting:

1. Quantity is more important than quantity. Girls probably don't like boys whose mother-in-law and mother-in-law are around them all day long. Do you find it annoying or not (it's another matter if you catch them).

2. Don’t keep sending text messages copied from the Internet. Use your own thinking. Since you like her, use your brain and send text messages with your heart.

3. Occasionally three days of fishing and two days of drying nets, so I indulge myself. A series of violent text message attacks, and suddenly not sending a text message for a day or two. When your text messages become a part of a girl's life, she will wonder why she didn't send me a text message today? When she takes the initiative to text you, no matter what she says, you are already halfway to success.

4. After giving you enough text message care, the first text message a girl sends you is often to complain to you, such as "I'm so bored" and "I'm about to collapse". , Hehe, what are you waiting for? It is easiest for a girl to succeed when she needs help the most. Please encourage her quickly:

In fact, the sky is very blue, and the clouds will eventually disperse; in fact, the sea is not wide, and one shore is connected to the other; In fact, tears are sweet, when your wish comes true; in fact, I want you to be happy every day.

You have to stick to the direction you are going. No matter what happens, I will always be with you. I hope to see a strong me, and even more, I hope to see a strong you! ! !

It is a must to call her after texting her.

Lesson 6

Care about the weather, care about mm. Send a weather forecast to your mm every day:

Tomorrow the minimum temperature will be 1 degree and the maximum temperature will be 13 degrees. xx asked me to tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. Don’t forget to add an extra layer of clothing. (xx, it’s you)

Don’t put the content in brackets in the text message. Don’t copy the text messages on the Internet. Transform other people’s things into your own. That is the highest level

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