Jokes about the Year of the Tiger

a hunter met a tiger on the hunting road. He pretended to be calm and stared at the tiger with terrible eyes. Suddenly, the tiger folded his hands and knelt down. So, the hunter proudly said, "You know it's amazing!" Later, the tiger faint tunnel: after praying, ready to eat.

Two Tigers

A long time ago, there was a pair of tigers. They loved each other. The male tiger has a pair of ears, and the female tiger has a beautiful tail. But God didn't let them be together. God told them that if you really want to be together, you must pay a certain price for love. The two tigers agreed without hesitation. Since then, the male tiger and the female tiger have lost their ears and beautiful tails respectively ...

After a long time, a composer heard the love story of these two tigers and was very moved. As a result, there is the following famous song: "Two tigers, two tigers. Run fast, run fast. One has no ears and the other has no tail. It's strange, it's strange. "

Touch the tiger's ass

Preschool teacher: What is this picture?

child: it's a tiger!

Kindergarten teacher: Do you know why a tiger's ass can't be touched?

Kid A: Yes, because tigers bite!

child b: no, no.

Preschool teacher: Then why do you think?

child b: because mom says that people who touch the tiger's ass are hooligans.

The tigress has to keep

A man loves pets very much, and there are many pets at home, but his wife is fierce and strongly opposed to his hobby. One day his wife flew into a rage and disposed of all the pets. The man cried to his friend, and the friend asked sympathetically, "Will you never keep a pet again?" The man replied helplessly, "No, the tigress has to be raised."