Copy of classic humorous jokes

1. Holding a hot, charging mobile phone, regardless of life and death, is a rare heroic moment in my life.

2. Everyone is: I don't know what I am doing, but I am deepening; Only I am different, I am: money is nowhere to be found, as poor as a church mouse.

3. Others fall in love by looks, routines and money. And I'm much simpler, just turning a blind eye to each other.

Many people say: the world is so big, I want to see it. I just want to ask: how far can you go with such a small wallet?

5. Why do some boys suddenly ignore you? Cast a net in a large area and fish selectively, and you will be released.

6. Flatter. If you do it well, it's called confidence! This shameless thing, when done well, is called excellent psychological quality!

7. Selling Meng should also be divided into people. Only those who are good-looking can sell cute, and those who are ugly can only be called playing the fool.

8. Playing with people who can play well is called playing. Playing with people who can't play well is like working overtime!

9. This is an era of changeable feelings. If you want someone to remember you forever, you may have to borrow money from him.

1 I used a sack of money to go to school in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

1 1. If you have a girl you like, go after her. Whether someone has a boyfriend or not, the team still has a goalkeeper, and the goal has not been scored yet!

12. Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.

13. Life is to spend the first half of your life in the report card and the second half in the bill.

14. Please cherish the people who are kind to you, or you will miss this one, and I don't know when you will meet another blind person.

15. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

15. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.

17. Men and dogs: Men are like pugs in their twenties, with sweet words in their mouths and watchdog in their thirties, and they are the best at cooking and washing clothes.

18. I thought I wouldn't cry when I closed my eyes and cut onions, but I cried the moment I cut my hand.

19. The biggest sign of maturity is to disdain to argue with others and try not to make any noise as much as possible. When I was a child, I envied Erlang God for having a growling dog. When I grow up, I found that Hua Teng's Penguin and Ma Yun's Tmall are also good! 2 1. Someone always smiles at you and hits you. Such as the class teacher standing outside the window.