Who has funny text messages?

If you blink your eyes, I will die; if you blink again, I will come to life; if your eyes keep blinking, I will come to life.

Answer: I don’t know my heart - Trainee Magician Level 2 12-29 11:46

If I were a tear in your eye, I would slide over yours My face stops at your lips because I want to kiss you. If you are a tear in my eyes, I will never cry in my life because I am afraid of losing you.

Answer: Yihan Baby - Assistant Level 2 12-29 11:58

1. If you cry, I would like to be the toilet paper in your hand; if you wake up, I would like to be the eye droppings in your eyes; if you are so hot, I would like to be the only three feet of cloth left on your body.

2. There is a kind of tacit understanding called tacit understanding, there is a kind of feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of happiness called having you by your side, and there is an idiot who will read it all.

3. You are like the lice on my body. I feel uncomfortable without you.

4. If you read it, you owe me a hug; if you delete it, you owe me a kiss; if you save it, you owe me a date; if you reply, you owe me everything; if you don’t reply, you are mine. choose!

5. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine’s Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; roast you, braise you, braise you; fry you, pan-fry you, serve you cold!

6. If I were a judge, I would sentence you to life imprisonment. Imprisoned in—my heart.

7. Pickle your shadow/dry it/drink it when you are old.

8. Are you willing to give your happiness to me once? I promise to feed you into a little fat pig with full love.

9. You are a madman and I am a fool. If you are not there, I will not be crazy. If you are not there, I will not be stupid anymore. Wherever you are, I will be there. If you want to die, there will be less. Two.

10. You are a beautiful net, I accidentally fell into it, please tighten your love net, I will no longer struggle.

11. You are the moon and I am the stars, you are the flowers and I am the sun. The stars chase the moon, and the sun shines on the flowers. You can’t leave!

12. I don’t know if you are doing well today, but my situation is not good. I just feel that you are the one buzzing around, left and right, inside and outside my mind. Do you miss me?

13. You are a sentimental crow; you are a lively frog; you are a sweet potato that emerges from the mud but remains unstained; you are a red prawn in my heart; I want to greet you gently... The little fool who reads my text message: Are you happy today?

14. If you blink your eyes once, I will die. If you blink again, I will live. If your eyes keep blinking, I will die. Go, so I will live and die!

15. If you are a flower, I would like to be that cow dung; if you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to be the egg with a crack. If you were the egg, I would like to be the tea.

I chose a lot, I hope you can find one you like~

Answer: _天蓝_ - Trainee Magician Level 2 12-29 12:31

1. Love you forever! Loving you for a hundred years is enough! I have loved you for sixty years. As long as I am healthy, that is my strong point!

2. Your hands are like catkins, your skin is like gelatin, your neck is like a caterpillar, your teeth are like a gourd rhinoceros, your head is like a furry eyebrow, you have a charming smile, and you have beautiful eyes. In short, you are the most beautiful in my eyes. !

7. I really wish to turn into a ray of breeze, quietly come to your side, gently stir your soft hair, and sing a happy birthday to you.

Zeng How many times have your smooth body pressed against my naked body, and your gentle and considerate caress has made me enjoy bursts of pleasure, but after I enjoy it, you are getting thinner and thinner... Poor Soap

The night is already very deep. I woke up from my sleep because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night? I really need you. Alas, where did the pillow go?

I am a green onion, standing in the wind and rain. If anyone wants to dip me in miso, I am *his ancestor. I walked south, crossed north, drank water behind the toilet, ran over my legs on the train track, and even kissed a fool. CAO, I am not afraid of anything, I just miss you. .

Answer: Parking Fenglinwan - Manager Level 5 12-29 12:51

I wish you always smile, deserve to die, have a smooth journey, don’t get lost along the way, and have a long and healthy life. , all the teeth fell out first!

Answer: Fairy Blue Rabbit - Magic Apprentice Level 12-29 16:33

Why bother, we are not you, we don’t know what you want to say to her What. So, I will give you a link address for many types of text messages. Just send what you want directly to your mobile phone and then send it to her. It is quick and easy...

If you think what I gave you is good, take care of it...

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Answer: A light kiss - Magic Apprentice Level 12 -30 20:08

10 for you:

1. A girl named Feng Qi, the teacher asked her why, she said: My mother said the phoenix screamed when she gave birth to me. Seven sounds.

The teacher asked her: What if the rooster crows eight times when you are born?

2. I have asked the worry about it, and it doesn’t love you at all. It also said that it will never pay attention to you. Let me tell you not to be sentimental! Also, Health asked me to send you a love letter: it has been secretly in love with you for a long time, and it will remain unchanged throughout its life! Happy New Year!

As the New Year approaches, I hope you will always be as happy as a kettle on the stove. Even if your buttocks are burned red, you will still be whistling happily and having snot bubbles in your nose with happiness!

I wish everyone here to be more popular than the Virgin Mary, rich enough to be the mother of Bill Gates, more heroic than Saddam Hussein, and as handsome as David Beckham. Happy New Year

3. Send a message to A boy: There is something I have always wanted to find an opportunity to ask you solemnly. Can you promise to tell me the truth?

He (very serious): Tell me, what is it?

Me: Do you regret teasing Chang'e in heaven?

He:￥#·……#￥￥#!

4. Me: Are you the legendary Princess Iron Fan?

Female: Master, why did you say this?

Me: Because...because...because I think your appearance can only be matched by the Bull Demon King!

Female: -_-!!

5. The female mouse suspected that her husband was having an affair, so she followed her husband to the grass. After a while a hedgehog came out.

The female mouse grabbed the hedgehog: Damn it, you said you're not having an affair, who are you trying to seduce by applying so much mousse?

6. Once upon a time there was a eunuch......................

...... ...

........No more below

7.Q: What do African cannibal chiefs eat?

A: People!

Q: One day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be vegetarian. So what did he eat?

A: Eat a vegetable!

8. Piggy: "Chicken, why don't you take a bath? It stinks more than me."

Chicken: "Mom won't let me wash."

Little Pig: "Why?"

Chicken: "Mom said it's so obscene when I rub myself back and forth in the shower.

9. Demon King: "Princess, you are breaking my throat. No one will come to save you! "

Princess: "Broken throat! "

No one: "Princess! I'm here to save you! "

Devil: "Damn it..."

Ghost: "Who discovered me? "

Who: "What does it have to do with me? ”

The devil is dead!!

10. One day Lele went to the zoo to feed the monkeys...throwing peanuts to the monkeys...but one monkey would stuff the peanuts first every time Enter the butt...and then take it out to eat...Lele felt disgusted and ran to ask the director...Why did the monkey behave like this...The director explained: Because last year, a person threw a big peach for him to eat. ..As a result, the contents of the big peach could not be discharged smoothly from the buttocks... He was badly injured... So now he must put the food into his buttocks and measure it to make sure that it can be pulled out before he dares to eat...

Answer: Doing evil for faye - Trainee Magician Level 3 12-31 00:22

I will tell a true story

My classmate (one is very good with me) We went to a dumpling restaurant with me, and he asked, "How much does a bowl of dumplings (for sleep) cost (for night)?" "Just listen to the waitress: "Bah! After a cry, he said: "Shameless!" "I laughed so hard that I almost burst into tears. My classmate's face was so red! Haha, the waiter was an outsider and didn't understand what was going on, so he misunderstood.

Answer: 1314sijie - Trial period level 12-31 12:50

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