Humorous sentences implying that you are single in a circle of friends [essence]

Humorous sentences suggesting that a person is single in a circle of friends (Part I) 1. I'm sorry, I can't fall in love with mortals, that would violate the dogma.

2. Be fearless, stick to it and never give up.

3. If you know what you look like, you won't doubt it; If you don't doubt each other, you can understand each other.

Singles Day is coming, ugly people can't wait to find someone to make do with it, while handsome people still insist on the principle of staying single.

I don't need all the lights at home.

6. I tried not to give up. I gave myself all my grievances. I am dead set, why don't you cherish it?

7. There is a kind of singleness, just to wait for someone and the right person.

8. What is comfort? Being single sucks.

9. There is a kind of single, and there is a kind of single, just for someone.

10. Finally, I gradually learned to get used to being sad alone. I like to be heartbroken alone. I am used to being alone. Although I don't want to, I have no choice.

1 1. Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

12. Either you are always proud of being single, or you belong to one person!

13. Softness will eventually become a sharp knife to stab your heart.

14. Don't ask me if I'm not interested in getting to know you.

15. Never quarrel with your girlfriend, because the winners are single.

16. In order to celebrate the successful conclusion of Singles Day last year, I decided to hold it again this year!

17. Determined to be a maverick cub in this paired world.

18. Enjoy a high-quality single life.

19. Memories of rotten leaves, those fresh and those light green memories have long been buried in the front of the time scale, and only the overwhelming rotten smell remains at the end of the time scale.

20. I suddenly miss my date. I don't know if he has eaten, if he is busy, where he lives, how old he is and what his name is.

Humorous sentences implying that you are single in your circle of friends (part two) 2 1. If love is a flower, let it bloom in my heart, fail in my heart, and then bury it in my heart.

22. I watched it again and again! Keep looking! What am I looking for? I am looking for dry food, water and legendary love!

I would rather live alone than find an unsuitable person to live with.

24. Some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about relationships.

If no one in this world loves you, then you should love yourself better.

26. Only by relaxing the complicated and bumpy state of mind can eternal feelings be released.

27. Everything should be done day by day, and it is difficult to remedy it after one day.

28. It is said that a secret crush is like the sea. You look calm from the coast, but you can't see the edge. You don't know the rough sea and the rough sea.

29. The motherland has not been reunified. How can we be affectionate?

30. When you really want to forget someone, that person has been engraved in your heart.

3 1. I am not single dog, I am just a lone wolf in the wind.

32. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single. Let me be single.

33. Enjoy a quiet day alone.

34. You said you would come back when the peach blossoms fell, but you haven't come back since all the flowers fell.

35.are you in love? Two are missing one.

36. Hello, I'm Yue Lao. Now give me 50 yuan and write down your sweetheart's name, and I will let you know that the fairy means that she can't help you.

You choose to do it or not, but if you don't do it, you will never have a chance.

Don't be cold and hot to me, it will affect my determination to leave you!

I thought that if I could make you laugh, you would like me, but I lost to someone who could make you cry.

40. This year is also a 999 machine.

Humorous sentences in which my circle of friends implies that I am single (Part III) 4 1. After I basically spent the amount of money, I was secretly glad that I had escaped double, and then I realized that this was the day of repayment.

42. Smart innovation starts from the heart and is practiced with passion.

43. I only smell of strawberries, and it won't be sour.

44. I put away my tired smile wearily, bent down to touch his face and gently touched it over and over again.

45. If you give your heart, you will get it, but you may also get completely hurt. Keep your distance, you can protect yourself.

46. After being single for a long time, you will suddenly get scared when you meet someone you like, and you will smile and shake your head and say forget it.

47. You didn't choose to be single, you just chose the love you want.

48. Being single is because God thinks you are too beautiful for ordinary people.

49. Challenge to be single for 65,438,000 days, and today it is 25,432 days.

50. I'd better call you a single turtle. After all, at your age, several dogs have died!

5 1. I passed by your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take me in.

52. I have been single for you for ten years, and finally I received the wedding invitation.

53. I am indifferent to being hurt by strangers, and I can't stand being hurt by familiar people.

54. Flowers bloom and flowers fall in Shui Piao, a kind of acacia, two places of leisure. There is no way to eliminate this situation, only frown, but remember.

55. Why do we still want to buy from buy buy? Because! For! Yes! That's great. Hui! Ah!

Please don't call me single dog. My code name is "Lone Wolf".

57. It's over. It's too late to double 1 1 chop hands this year. It's so tempting, it hurts.

58. The drunken man raised his glass with tears in his eyes.

59. In fact, being single for a long time is really addictive.

60. One kind of singleness is caused by oneself, and the other is given by others.

A circle of friends implies that you are single.

1, I'd rather be arrogant and single than find a man to live like this.

2. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.

If you are in a hurry, eat breakfast, even if you buy it from the canteen to take it away-no one will go to the supermarket to buy cookies for you after receiving your message.

A room of 4.200 square meters is too lonely for one person.

5, growth is a very interesting thing, inadvertently, we are no longer the same.

6. I like stability and am not afraid of drifting. I like company and I'm not afraid to walk alone.

7. In fact, affection is something that can't exist without connection.

8. I heard that time will make companionship the most beautiful love story.

9. From meeting to leaving, I owe myself a lot and I don't owe you a penny.

10, nothing can pass, just can't go back.

1 1, may you have no waves in your life and respect me for the rest of your life.

12. Perhaps the best love is that I worship you like a hero and you love me like a child.

13, like you, serious and timid, from beginning to end.

14, nothing in this world can make you lose yourself except life. Learn to bear with a smile and say with a smile: nothing!

15, find a warm person for life.

Don't worry, the best things come when you least expect them to.

17, wish you a happy life. I also wish you a happy life. Don't talk about debt. Thank you for meeting me.

18, I used to be proud that no one bowed their heads, but later, I learned to talk to different dogs.

19, I won't have pity, but love is poor but has backbone.

20. You don't know who loves you until you are sick for a long time, and you don't know who you love until you are drunk.

2 1, don't think too well of me, lest I show you my shortcomings and say that I have changed.

22. Pretend to be heartless and cry alone in drunkenness.

Even though I know that life will not be so easy, I hope you will spend the rest of your life in my future.

I miss you, but I won't come to you.

Friends circle copy implies that they are a single collection.

The copywriting in the circle of friends implies that you are single-1. If you will think of me inadvertently in the future, please remember my smile and don't forget that I once loved you deeply.

Only I will care about your signature every day and try to understand your recent situation.

3. Do you want to celebrate Singles Day or show your love to me on the double 1 1 day?

It is better to watch the sunrise alone, because the world is too vulgar.

I was alone in the long night, and I slept alone in the beautiful morning.

6. Don't ask me why I am single, excellent and willful!

7. There is nothing wrong with being single. Wrong choice is the biggest mistake! I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

8. It's always crowded halfway up the mountain. You must go to the top of the mountain.

9. Being single can be difficult. But the thought of spending the rest of my life with someone I don't love. Singles day. It won't be that hard to bear.

10. Don't let it out on Singles Day. Wake up. Usually, no one wants it for free, but now I have received the money. Don't you have any number B in your heart?

1 1. The other party refused your dog food and kicked over your dog basin.

12. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single. Let me be single.

13. If no one in the world loves you, then you should love yourself better.

14. Promise me that when we are apart, I will happily forget it and don't touch me again.

15. You want sunshine, innocence and kindness, and persistence and stubbornness.

16. It's time to learn to face everything, grow up and be sensible.

17. Being single doesn't mean being vulnerable, but that you are strong enough to wait for the person who is worth having.

18. Today, the double 1 1 first single chop has started. I hope it will have a good omen, and personal products will break out haha.

19. Don't say that you can dry watermelon at 360 degrees with a bottle cap. Do you need a boyfriend?

20. Only by relaxing the complicated and bumpy state of mind can eternal feelings be released.

2 1. Unfortunately, there are many false feelings and false meanings in the world. They fail and are sad, but they are always true.

22. Challenge to be single for 65,438,000 days, and today it is 25,432 days.

Don't be cold and hot to me, it will affect my determination to leave you!

The circle of friends suggested that he was single. 24. It's not that he doesn't want to fall in love, but that he doesn't want to talk about anyone's love.

25. Feelings are too abrasive. Maybe I'm fit to die alone.

Everything will be a new beginning tomorrow, and my happiness lies ahead.

27. Never quarrel with your girlfriend, because the winners are single.

28. What is comfort? Being single sucks.

29. You deserve better. You must wait for better. Don't worry.

30. Being single means that God has prepared a better person for you. Being single is just that you haven't met the right person.

3 1. Those who say that they will never part have been scattered all over the world.

Don't touch my things and refuse to share them.

33. A person's world, a person's life, every night when I miss you, every dream, every minute, every time I miss you, every time I feel lost. ...

I'd rather live alone than find an unsuitable person to live with.

I've been single for you for ten years, and finally I got the wedding invitation.

36. I watched it again and again! Keep looking! What am I looking for? I am looking for dry food, water and legendary love!

37. It's almost double eleven. In the early morning of the Double Eleven, open your wife's or girlfriend's mobile phone, log in to Alipay and enter the wrong password three times. Then, the world was quiet. Don't thank me. My name is Lei Feng.

38. I'll never see each other again, and it's hard to even imagine whether you are well.

39. Quiet as a virgin, moving as a rabbit, silence is better than sound, and it is a blockbuster.

40. When you really wait for someone, that person will never appear.

4 1. If you meet a robber in the middle of the night and he says he won't let you go unless you sing, what will you sing? -Nice Chinese songs.

If there is love in the sky, please leave me by your side. I can't wait for this situation, only with you!

43. It's nice to be single. I want to be with someone I want to be with.

44. I have always been a lonely person, with no companion and no shelter.

45. Every dog in the street can be his own sexual partner.

The circle of friends announced the sentence of returning to single, suggesting that they are single. Let's talk about WeChat again.

1. Those who stay up late and can't love should give up.

The future will be good, even if there are many misfortunes now.

3. Like a cat in an alley, it lives freely, has no home, no accommodation, and emits a faint fragrance.

At the end of the story, you wave goodbye.

5. Goodbye, crooked neck tree, I'm coming.

In fact, you don't have to be so indifferent, and I don't want to be entangled.

7. Then it's just you and me, without us.

8. I love you for a whole period of time, from ignorance to maturity, from impulse to reason. Thank you for giving me empty happiness.

9. The world is so big that you can't love alone.

10. No one will wait for you. The wind and water are on your own.

Please force yourself to be excellent and live proudly.

12. You are too good. You can't ruin your feelings.

13. It seems that we should not do this, let alone do this, but we can only do this.

14. This season is very clean, no stories, no you.

15. It's good that you left, otherwise I was always worried that you would leave.

16. I hope you don't regret knowing me. You are really happy.

17. Happy break-up, I wish you sad, you can't find a better one than me.

18. There will be no me in your world in the future. It doesn't matter. You should be happy by yourself.

19. I suddenly feel that the world without you is quite good, so I don't have to try my best to find a topic, and I don't have to accommodate you all the time.

20. You once said that you would accompany me to fight swords all over the world, but then there was only empty talk.

2 1. I am the devil in this world and the poor ghost who loves you.

22. Throw away what you can't keep, or you deserve to stumble.

23. What you can't go back is youth, and what you can't wait for is the old man.

24. Forgive my ignorance, but I didn't know there was someone in your heart.

He didn't say I love you, but you said I would.

26. Are all the places you haven't been to far away, and the places you haven't been to are unforgettable?

I wish you well, even if you have nothing to do with me in the future.

28. No story, no lover, single-handedly, too lazy to be lively, very cool.