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About chatting with girls

I'll teach you a few tricks ... read them carefully. Generally, girls should be able to catch up.

1. Girls' outfits are very particular, but it doesn't matter if they are big or not.

A Please don't wear a giant logo equal to or below that of Hongxing Erke and Li Ning (a small logo is ok)

B If you are casual, please don't have messy hair or a

C suit.

D black-rimmed glasses can be worn, provided that they have temperament, and they are not as honest as those with metal frames.

E ipad is really loaded with 13, but please don't bring it on a date. Forget about laptops and anything below 173, please take the temperament route

173-177, and leisure suits you

177-184. Sports insurance point

-Fat people should be made into quality ones, thin people should be made into capable ones, those with thin eyebrows should avoid traitors' heads, and those with heavy eyebrows and big eyes should not wear gold chains.

This is basically the case.

It is advisable to spray a little fragrant incense conditionally, and the concentration can only be smelled when you put it in your arms.

2. The time and place of the first date is very important.

-It depends on the type of girl you are dating. You must consider the weather and solar terms.

A ladies, young and fresh, literary and artistic fans, light mature women, business workaholics and girls who don't know what routines are, arrive at the coffee shop around 3 pm or something, 2 minutes in advance, and sit by the window with windows. Single rooms are strictly prohibited.

Explain: Meeting in the afternoon is very advantageous, which saves you the embarrassment of not knowing where to go and being sleepy after lunch, and also saves you the trouble of meeting the girl in the evening because her makeup is too thick to see her deity.

If we had a good chat, we'll set a place for dinner at 5: 3 according to the chat results in the afternoon until we see a movie or something.

If the conversation is very difficult, just say that you have a dinner party tonight, take a taxi to take the girl home, and then you can arrange the end.

B Sports style and crazy girl style, about two brothers help out, play a board game, play tennis and badminton, watch a game, etc. Remember, the helper can't be more handsome than you, and at the same time, he can't be more temperament and better personality than you, which is completely different from your taste, otherwise even if your brother doesn't have a tragedy, the girl will have a tragedy .. you will also collapse.

Explain: approaching an immature girl in this way can get you the fastest, and it also avoids the two of you chatting with each other for an afternoon. Finally, you find that there is no progress except bickering and stinking ...

Finally, what parks, zoos, botanical gardens, and Expo sites ... this place is not suitable for a first date, and whoever asks out SB.

3. After sending the girl home, if you like it better, send a short message. If you want to help, just call.

Remember that Loli was planted in the hands of uncle, uncle in the hands of royal elder sister, royal elder sister in the hands of Zhengtai, and Zhengtai in the hands of the queen. The queen may not necessarily be planted anywhere depending on her mood.

4. This article is very useful. It is called: Universal Comfort Language. It is enough to use these in the ambiguous period. Too much will annoy the girl, and without it, the purpose of trapping and killing the enemy will not be achieved.

In a word, every woman in Transformers has a innocent girl side, so be bold and spoil her. Don't be too disgusting, use the address less and then use it, and use the words of concern first and use more.

A, good, girl, silly girl, little fool, girl. (The cold wind blows, and all the girls use the same name, so your life will be safer.)

B. Universal hot water: Drink more hot water when you have a cold, drink more hot water when you have a fever, and have a stomachache. Drink more hot water when you come to your period ..

C. Cover the quilt, eat well and put on more clothes.

5. Chasing a girl is actually the same as shooting a fox. If you want to stop chasing, she will be knocked down with one shot if she is curious.

what if she's not curious?

first, maybe she is not interested in you.

You should reflect on this question carefully whether you have done something she particularly hates. For example, I especially hate people speaking dialects, so QQ chats in dialects. Sorry, it's not in my eyes directly.

second, people may not know you are chasing.

at this time, you must hint. There is a killer called: suppose we are together.

used to test girls' feelings for you.

please refer to the name of this method for specific operation methods.

Third, find out if there are any ambiguous people or boyfriends. Don't guess at random, and don't guess

what the girl's MSN signature and QQ signature are, and what the past logs are. Take a proper look at

6. Constellation is actually quite important. Believe it or not.

The fire sign's sense of security comes from physical contact, so be direct, and hold hands when crossing the road. If you don't let go, there will be a game. It's okay to get rid of it. Make persistent efforts. The important thing is that you can't panic.

The sense of security of earth signs comes from stable relationships, timely text messages and phone calls, proper confession, and dispelling her doubts. More importantly, please be generous. These signs are very realistic.

air signs's sense of security comes from tolerance. If there is a seemingly unrelated connection, it's ambiguous. Kiss first, then confess, and then play together to have a follow-up.

The water sign's sense of security comes from complete possession. Anyway, if she wants to stick, you can let her stick to death. If she doesn't stick to you, she always shakes in front of her eyes.

7. Don't guess the girl's mind. If the girl guesses you, you will succeed.

On the first day, I seem to want to confess, but don't confess.

the next day, send a text message saying that I want to hold your hand, but don't hold it, don't touch her at all.

on the third day, take it. I was ready for yesterday when I liked you. Those who don't like you will cancel your appointment the next day.

8. Use alcohol to commit crimes, tell the truth after drinking, and make people afraid.

Create an opportunity to drink more and be alone (it's too basic to go by yourself)

You can be lovelorn, friends from now on, and you are my own sister or something

Then, after drinking, you can confess your innocence, and you can try to push it down.

9. When many men are rejected, they will say decisively, I will continue to chase you, and I will not give up.

I'm telling you, it's useless and annoying.

The correct way is to take a deep breath and say to her with a smile: OK

Then stop talking and stop talking for three days.

wait until she guesses what you are thinking, and then you will appear in the fog cover.

1. Last item:

If you are a handsome guy with good taste, this kind of thing depends on whether you are willing or not.

If you are not handsome, it doesn't matter. You have some connotations. It depends on whether you use your heart or not to pick up girls.

if you are not handsome, tasteless and have no connotation, this kind of thing is to see how blind the girl is.