How to send interesting short messages to inform friends and relatives when a boy is born,

Good news: "My family has some minor symptoms, from the original two-person world to a three-person world. Is my rival for my wife's love. That boy seems much more handsome than me. I'm no match. I hope my friends and relatives who received my short message will arrive at a restaurant on time on May 22nd, 20 1 2008 to discuss the countermeasures together.