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Commitment letter to girlfriend
1. Treat the love of two people with a serious attitude, don't touch other girls casually, and be a good man who can reassure you.
Don't do anything that hurts our feelings, and be single-minded about them.
I want to discuss major issues with you and reach an understanding before making a decision and fully implementing it. If there are special circumstances, I must make a temporary decision afterwards.
I will leave the economic power of my family to you in the future, in case I accidentally spend it.
I will contact you before 9 o'clock every night to tell you my experience and my thoughts on you, and I will inform you in advance of special circumstances.
6. I keep texting you and reply every time I contact you by SMS. If there are special circumstances, I will inform you in time.
7. If you are sick or unwell, you must call in time, patiently comfort and enlighten you, and urge you to recover soon.
8. If there is a quarrel, I will communicate with you calmly in time until the matter is handled well and avoid misunderstanding and unnecessary trouble.
9. Constantly enrich your application skills, exercise, and make yourself full of vitality in work and life.
10. I promise I will love you very much and won't let you get hurt.
Love guarantee for girlfriend.
Article 1: xx-x fully respects the opinions of xx-xx.
Article 2: xx-xx can be completely removed from the post of Chairman of the Love Trust Party according to the relevant regulations of the State Council.
Article 3: xx-xx has the right to remain silent when he does not feel uncomfortable, and declares that if one punch is not enough, he can appropriately increase the number of punches.
Article 4: xx-xx has the absolute right to write an IOU to xx-x as a reason why he is uncomfortable or unwilling to go shopping another day.
Article 5: xx-x must ensure that an emotional feast is brewed for xx-xx every month.
Article 6: xx-x and xx-xx, even if they are separated for a short time, their hearts should be together, and xx-x is not allowed to think of other comrades.
Article 7: xx-x and xx-xx must give their hearts to each other without concealment.
Article 8: If xx-x pays more attention to a certain opposite sex, xx-x has the right to strike xx-x militarily, and XX-X must accept it unconditionally.
Article 9: xx-x shall not change his mind. If you violate the contract, you will be punished according to the relevant treaties.
Article 10: xx-x has the obligation to take care of xx-xx's diet and daily life.
Article 11: An accident caused by the passionate love between xx-xx and XX-X may be handled by the penalty committee for breach of contract as appropriate. ..
Regulations on penalties for violating treaties
Article 1: For those who violate the above regulations, all members of the Love Breach Punishment Committee can enter this love as love explorers within a certain period of time.
Article 2: For the easily-violated clauses not included in this Treaty, the Love Breach Punishment Committee can properly handle them, strictly rely on others and show partiality, and make a fair decision!
Note: This Treaty is protected and bound by the Constitution of People's Republic of China (PRC), and will take effect from now on. If the signatory has any ambiguity, please refer to the details of the love treaty.
Guarantor: xx-x who loves xx-xx
A guarantee for my girlfriend.
Dear:
I'm sorry to make you unhappy again these two days. I feel that I am sometimes quite ignorant and always think about myself. Emotions are vented without going through the brain. In fact, every time I make you angry, I will say to myself: Have I gone too far? Actually, I know I just can't control myself. After this, I really don't want to do it again, because: I'm afraid of losing you. Losing you. I clearly know that we love each other deeply, but I still make you sad again and again, and Bao realizes that he is wrong.
This is your guarantee:
1。 Learn to be mature and steady, not impulsive and willful, not unreasonable.
2。 Try not to make you angry in the future, and communicate with you often to enhance our feelings.
3。 You can be jealous, but eat less. (You know, jealousy is not acid; It's worse to be jealous. )
Well, that's all I can write. I don't know how to write. Because this is the first time, I hope you are satisfied with it and decide the effective date of the guarantee after reading it!
Love your life xxx
Date:
A promise to his girlfriend.
Because my girlfriend is narrow-minded and afraid that I will run away, let me write this guarantee!
First, girlfriends must reply whenever and wherever they send text messages!
Second, we must take the girlfriend's call for help as the primary task, and we must finish it in the first time!
Third, my girlfriend can't sleep at night. Text her or call her to chat. You can't refuse, even if you are sleepy, you must stick to the last moment!
Fourth, my girlfriend asked to go shopping with her. She must stay with her all the time without complaining or complaining. If she is tired, carry her or have a rest!
5. Be sure to hold your girlfriend's hand whenever and wherever! Let everyone see that she is yours!
6. When you see a beautiful woman, your eyes can't stay on her for two seconds, and you must also praise your girlfriend for looking better than her!
No matter when you are mean to your girlfriend, you can't be in a bad mood! You can't take it out on your girlfriend!
Eight, don't hit your girlfriend, you have no right to hit her, hitting your girlfriend is always a shame! Even if she drives you crazy!
Nine, often praise how good friends and girlfriends are! How considerate! How gentle!
10. Always care about buying things for your girlfriend. Even if your things are worthless, they are hard to buy in the eyes of your girlfriend!
Eleven, often send a text message to your girlfriend or call to say hello, care about it!
12. Absolutely listen to your girlfriend and do whatever you are told! You can't lose your temper!
Thirteen, don't let loneliness bother your girlfriend, let her feel that you are always by her side!
Fourteen, to tolerate her, she is small-minded, because she only has you in her heart, so she should tolerate her girlfriend! Fifteen, don't make your girlfriend angry. When she is unhappy, try to coax her and tease her until she is happy! Sixteen, to make her feel safe, don't let her get any harm!
Seventeen, you can give up everything for your girlfriend, only your girlfriend is the most important thing in life!
Eighteen, always remember my girlfriend's birthday! Be the first person to send a blessing on her birthday!
A man's commitment to a woman
Don't be cold to your wife.
Don't make your wife jealous.
Give in before quarreling.
My wife hit me. Hold on.
The wife wants three from:
1, never wash clothes;
2. Never cook;
Never mop the floor.
Husband wants 4;
1, the wife has to wait for makeup;
2, the wife should be willing to spend money;
3, the wife loses her temper and must endure;
4. My wife is angry.
New version of family rules
One of the family rules: when the wife takes a bath, she should measure the water temperature and scratch her back; There must be no act of coveting selfish desires.
Family rule 2: the wife should be brave enough to pay and encourage more when shopping; There must be no forced behavior.
The third law of the family: the wife should be full of praise when serving, and eat more bowls; Not partial eclipse, not picky about food.
Family rule 4: wife sleeps, fan the wind when it is hot in summer and warm the quilt when it is cold in winter; No snoring and quilt grabbing.
Article 5 family rules: when a wife gives money, she should be grateful with tears and save money; There must be no extravagance and waste.
Family rule 6: When the wife is bored, she should perform hard and entertain her relatives in colorful clothes. There can be no so-called behavior.
Family rule 7: when the wife admonishes, her hands should be close and stand at attention; There must be no absent-minded behavior.
Family rule 8: if a wife makes a mistake, she should blame herself and take responsibility; There must be no behavior that implicates Chu Xiao.
Family Rule 9: When a wife is sad, she should shed tears and break her heart. No smiling behavior.
Rule 10: If the wife comes home late, wait patiently and smile. No violent behavior.
Family rules 1 1: When your wife is away, you should think about it and keep your body clean; There must be no sneaking around.
Family rule 12: when the wife is happy, she should decorate a lantern and celebrate; Don't sprinkle cold water.
Family rule 13: When the wife suffers from insomnia, stay with her all night and help count the sheep; I didn't dream of Duke Zhou.
Family rule 14: when a wife applies her face, she should provide methods and try her best; No laughing behavior.
Family rule 15: When a wife sings, she should admire her like a spring breeze person. No laughing behavior.
Family rules 16: If the wife is angry, she should kneel down and beg for mercy. Never ignore it.
Rule 17: If my wife hits me, let her ravage me. Thank you for your kindness. There must be no looking back.
Family rules 18: My wife should help her study during the exam and circle the key points; There must be no behavior that has nothing to do with yourself.
Family rules 19: My wife should nod her head from time to time during her speech, and she deeply agrees. There must be no smooth rebuttal.
Family rule 20: the wife should swear to show loyalty during the trial; There is no casual behavior.
Family rule 2 1: When the wife drives, she should be taught gently to relieve her nervousness; There must be no behavior that increases its complexity.
Family Rule 22: When a wife kisses, she should be enthusiastic and energetic, try to sell it well, and there should be no inarticulate behavior.
Family rule 23: the wife is lucky, she has everything she wants and perseveres; There shall be no act of exceeding authority.
Family rule 24: When the wife doesn't want it, she should shed tears and solve it herself; There is no money to buy or sell.
A declaration of love for your wife
1. The husband only has a wife in his heart, and dreams about his wife in his dreams.
Husbands are not allowed to scold, beat, kick, pinch or bully their wives.
3. The wife beats her husband, but he can't fight back.
Husband always says that his wife is the most beautiful and lovely.
Husband can't mention other women in front of his wife.
6. A husband cannot say that his wife is old and ugly.
7. A husband can't leave his wife alone.
8. Write your wife's name in your husband's qq message, not others' names and qq numbers.
9. A wife is more important than her husband's sister.
10. The husband's nails should be clean.
1 1. A wife is not allowed to be a husband.
12. A husband must listen to his wife.
13. A wife can only have one real husband.
14. At school, a husband can't neglect his wife.
15. If the wife is happy, the husband should be happy; If the wife is sad, the husband should coax her.
16. Husbands are not allowed to speak ill of their wives in front of others.
17. Husband can't fool around with other women, and can't do things that are sorry for his wife.
18. Other women took the initiative to talk to her husband, but he couldn't find her to talk.
19. What the wife wants, the husband must give it.
20. Husband should be obedient, but he can't help being obedient.
2 1. Wife's family, friends and husband should treat them well.
22. Husbands are not allowed to text or call other women.
23. You can't write or paste the names and photos of other women. Anything about your husband.
The husband left school earlier than his wife, so he had to wait for his wife.
25. The wife sent a text message to her husband, but he couldn't help answering it.
Marriage harmony agreement
Document No.88 of the Ministry of Civil Affairs of the People's Republic of China [20 15].
marriage system
In order to better inherit and develop the ancient culture of the Chinese nation, conscientiously implement the family discipline of the broad masses of the people, re-maintain the normal order of the family, and standardize the family life of the in-laws, this system is formulated. The details are as follows:
First, love your wife, support her resolutely, and absolutely obey her leadership.
Second, strictly abide by the schedule and get up at 6 am to make breakfast (5 yuan/person). It is strictly forbidden to delay, be lazy, steal vegetables, and deduct food expenses; Go to bed after 1 1: 30 in the evening, wash your face for no more than 3 minutes before going to bed, and consciously wash your feet for your wife or bathe and rub your back for your wife and children. It is strictly forbidden to be late and leave early, lowering service standards; No rest on holidays.
Third, husbands should often participate in on-the-job training, and constantly improve their cooking skills (at least master three major cuisines), housekeeping (5-star hotel standards), and Chinese medicine massage techniques.
Fourth, husbands should always pay attention to gfd, and it is forbidden to be unkempt and disheveled at home (except sexy clothes); It is forbidden to flirt outdoors in strange clothes, so as to "go into the kitchen and go out of the hall"
Five, the monthly salary, bonus and all income must be turned over to his wife, shall not refuse to pay, shall not be omitted, it is strictly prohibited to set up personal coffers; Daily hair care expenses shall not exceed 10 yuan, and shall be paid by the wife on a daily basis (except holidays), and shall not be overdrawn or paid in advance for any reason. The wife has the right to know and audit this expense; Other household expenses should be earmarked, and misappropriation is strictly prohibited. All financial expenses should be signed by the wife. If there is any violation, depending on the seriousness of the case, the installation fee, washing fee, separation for one month and dismissal of her husband may be punished separately or jointly.
Six, responsible for the transfer of children to and from school, not for any reason to delay; On holidays, we should strictly implement the responsibility system of "duty on holidays", that is, arrange family dinners (ten dishes and one soup, flavored meals), accompany the children to the playground (don't wait for opportunities to chat with other female parents), and accompany the father-in-law to chat (don't take a nap, don't watch TV). In case of violation, according to the seriousness of the case, informed criticism (demerit), deduction of washing fee, deduction of installation fee or confiscation of food can be imposed separately or jointly.
Seven, the husband is fully responsible for the' health work' at home. The sanitary inspection shall be accepted according to the iso-9002 five-star hotel standard. Those who fail to meet the standards will be punished on the spot when problems are found, and the installation fee, cleaning fee and on-site cleaning can be deducted separately or jointly for three times.
Eight, except holidays, don't watch TV, don't grab the wife and children's remote control, don't make noise, don't watch football matches and any programs that my wife doesn't like to watch. If there is any violation, you can mop the floor for three times alone or in combination, and you will be disqualified from watching TV for one month.
Nine, stare at women (3-80 years old) for no more than three seconds at a time, and stare at the same woman for no more than three times on the same day (inclusive); It is strictly forbidden to contact with old lovers by telephone, writing letters, meeting, surfing the Internet, etc. It is forbidden to laugh and lie in front of ladies (3-80 years old); It is forbidden to get along with ladies alone. If there is any violation, depending on the seriousness of the case, the wife will strike hard and quickly according to the spirit of special rectification. Anyone, any form of intercession or cover-up will be punished for obstructing judicial justice.
Ten, do not contact pornography, gambling, drugs; Smoking, drinking and gossiping with boyfriends are strictly prohibited. Upon investigation, the marriage registration is cancelled immediately, and the wife has the right to sue the "eight husbands" who instigated the marriage.
Eleven, the husband's statement of the same thing does not exceed 3 times (inclusive), each statement does not exceed 3 minutes (inclusive), the volume does not exceed 20 decibels (inclusive).
Twelve, the husband should strengthen the construction of spiritual civilization, put an end to waste and material comparison (eat a good meal before buying diet pills, alcohol and tobacco, etc.). ), improve their self-cultivation, and establish a good atmosphere for family contribution and housekeeping.
Thirteen, in any aspect of any family problem, we must obey the principle of "one person is superior" (that is, absolutely obey the wife's decision).
Fourteen, the husband's petty expenses, clothing, washing and other expenses are paid monthly in the form of performance salary. The assessment is divided into five aspects: cooking, hygiene, obedience, appearance and work attitude, and each score is100; Self-evaluation first, and the wife is responsible for the final evaluation.
Fifteen, the husband's assessment reaches 90 points and can receive performance pay at 5% of the husband's salary; 85 points decreased by 4%; The score of 80 is 3%. If the score below 80 points is not up to standard, there will be no performance pay. Those who fail to meet the standards for half a year will automatically dissolve their marriage. Those who have reached 90 points or above for two consecutive years will be awarded the honorary title of "Wife of Good Bran", and their scores will increase by 1%, and finally increase to 10%. At the same time, you can enjoy two days of paid vacation, which cannot be accumulated to the current year.
Sixteen, strictly abide by family secrets, to ensure that the basic content of this system is not leaked.
XVII. The wife is responsible for supervising the implementation of this System, and reserves the right of final settlement.
A guarantee for my girlfriend.
1, girlfriends are always right!
2. All my requirements for my girlfriend are unconditional obedience!
If your girlfriend is wrong, please refer to the first one!
Falling flowers are intentional, and running water is ruthless.
From now on, I only love you, spoil you and don't lie to you. I will do everything I promised you. Everything I said to you is serious. I won't bully you, I won't scold you, and I will always believe you. If others bully you, I will come out to help you as soon as possible. If you are happy, I will be happy with you. If you are unhappy, I will make you happy. I will always think you are the most beautiful, and I will see you in my dream. I only have you in my heart!
Since it is the sea, it should be broad and inclusive.
Everything you have done is right.
You are a cow. I am the horn on your head. Do whatever you want. I will always support you on your head. I'm already dead. I will always be keen.
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