What is your chat record with funny friends?

As the saying goes, teasing is more fun than children. You can imagine being with your good friends and laughing eight times a day. My good friend and I are both serious-looking people, but in fact, when we get to know each other, their funny attributes are undoubtedly exposed, so our chat records are full of mutual losses. Sometimes if you have nothing to do, you can take out your chat record and turn it over, and you can still laugh.

Once we discussed going downtown for dinner. I want to eat hot pot and she wants to eat steak. I said eating hot pot in winter is a paradise on earth. The thought of rinsing beef left my mouth watering. She sent me a message saying, "Did you hear anything?" I inexplicably said no, and she said, "Listen again, there is obviously a cow telling me to eat quickly!" " This joke really pissed me off, so I said, "Eating hot pot, not eating it is not from China!" "She quickly took the next sentence:" Shocked, the reason for the big fight between two girls in colleges and universities turned out to be like this-"So I finally gave in.

In addition, most girls like to call themselves "dad" when chatting with each other. I think this title is fine as long as there is no indicative emotion. So that day, my friend's father visited her at school and took us to the city for dinner. She told me on WeChat: "Dad's dad is going to take Dad out for dinner. Dad asked if you want to go now? " Me: "I look stupid." Then she sent me a "bah" expression pack and directly sent me a voice saying, "Dad said to take you to dinner! Dad's dad said-hey, dad, don't twist my ear! " I laughed until my stomach ached. She was so clever that she called her father in front of her father, and then her dear father twisted her ear.