April fool's day classic joke

Classic jokes on April Fool's Day. In daily life, April Fool's Day programs are colorful. Such jokes are often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of laughter and making others happy. Here are some classic jokes about April Fool's Day.

April Fool's classic joke 1 1, buddy, do you have any difficulties to help your brother recently? I do have difficulties to help, and I will help if there are no difficulties.

Four little pigs were sitting on the ground, and suddenly one was missing. Piggy is there, looking at a short message.

3, men are born with a guilty conscience, don't be afraid of being tired, dating is of course your money, sweet talk is dead, everything is your fault.

4, piggy piggy is amazing, sleeping until ten o'clock every day, every five bowls have bottomed out, and no one dares to compare the weight. Where is the pig? I'm snickering and reading text messages.

Part 1: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back! In a word: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life! Horizontal batch: sent to the wrong person ~ Happy April Fool's Day!

6. Hello, dear user, we have received your message, and we will deduct 2 yuan from your phone bill. Thank you for your support for charity! thank you

7. A drunk came back from the toilet and said to his wife: Wife, when did the toilet change to a sliding cover? Wife: You peed in the cupboard again.

8. The bird danced on the tightrope in a bulletproof vest and helmet. The hunter killed it with a gun and asked how it was killed. Because the birds are striptease!

9. According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain. Remember!

10, in fact, you are not that good, but more beautiful, gentle, intelligent, virtuous, sensible, generous and modest than other girls. ...

1 1, you are standing in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off. ...

12, freeze! Police raid! Everybody put your hands up, prostitutes stand on the left, pheasants stand on the right, there are no pants in the middle, and you are still looking at your mobile phone!

13, if the charming stars in the sky represent a person, then the stars are you, and they all look like you. Go and have a look. Now it has landed on the ground of the zoo.

14, emergency reminder: look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

15, Ministry of national defense news: bin laden is going to attack the mobile phone network system, please don't talk on the mobile phone! In order to avoid being eavesdropped and suffering unnecessary trouble!

16, what is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is Fengxian? Stupid! What is cleverness? Blow! What beauty? You!

17, just now I took a monkey to the street to perform! This monkey is very clever. If you make it stand on its head, it will stand on its head. If you let it bow, it will bow. Most importantly, if you let it read the message, it will read it!

18, I have countless friends, but you are deep in my heart. When I turned around, you were beside the lamppost, eating grass and beside the tree. Her head was wrapped in a cloth to wipe her feet. Wow: Donkeys dare to be cool!

19, failing a foreign language proves that you are patriotic; Showing off all day, in fact, no wife; Grow a small belly and pretend to be Maitreya; Buzzing everywhere, like a big slug. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

20. Bill Gates said: In the future, if it is not e-commerce, it will be e-commerce. Let me ask you a riddle. All the pigs in the world are dead. Guess the title of the song. Forget it. Haha, at least you!

2 1, a little like a little love, happy life is very helpless, you are at work, do you think someone is there, walking in the street and seeing bad people, I keep pulling my head out. Happy April Fool's Day!

22. Your phone bill balance is insufficient, please recharge it according to the prompt. Burn a 100 RMB into ashes, open the back cover of the mobile phone, pour the ashes into the back cover and cover it again. Thank you for your cooperation!

23. I heard that a toad jumped out of Taihu Lake today and was run over by a car. I've been worried. I'll text you right away. If you are still alive, please reply to me!

24. I heard that your mobile phone has no short message function, so I sent this short message to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!

25. Due to the strong solar ions recently, there will be no signal in the sun. Please hold your other hand high above your head to block the sun when you are talking on your mobile phone! Remember, the higher the better!

26, big sand melon wet mud, bait white night wet mud, deep dry ice wine wet mud, lazy pet night wet mud, stand up and wash for monkeys, see fragrant wine wet mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy

27, April Fool's Day is coming, be careful; Beware of acquaintances when going out, and the company beware of colleagues; Beauty should avoid discharge, friends should pay attention to enthusiasm, April Fool's Day is good luck and happy, happy all the time!

28. Real gold is not afraid of flames; Pine trees are never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; Idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

29. Are you handsome? Like Brother Pig. Do you feel very talented? Hmm! She is good at chopping wood. Are you eloquent? The exit is dirty. I don't even know what's good about you. You're still procrastinating.

30. I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time!

3 1, April fool's day is just around the corner. I know this is your favorite holiday, but don't just think about yourself. If you ignore me, I will become a dog!

32. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Jonina. She fell in love with a girl named Shade. They look at the stars together. When the meteor crossed the sky, they named it Jonina Shading Star.

33. The date between the mother earthworm and the centipede was discovered by the male earthworm, who was heartbroken: Why? Am I not good enough for you? The female earthworm retorted, What a shame! You haven't hugged me for a long time!

34. I want to visit you in the evening. Can you pick me up at the station? But I'm afraid it's difficult to recognize people. You let your hair explode, with a stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left. The joint code word is: Come on!

35, "Zhu" short message the sound of blessing, "fool" is not stupid and hides great wisdom. How many stupid birds does "people" see? "Festival" is sweet and wonderful, "fast" is happy, and "music" is a little joke to enjoy happiness!

We have been friends for so many years. I am proud to make friends with you. I must repay your kindness. I just think you look a little shabby. Help your whole face!

37. Concentrate on infection, and you will find that I will be by your side, always with you, miss you, love you, and me. What are you afraid of? I am your strength, your soul. Wife, happy April Fool's Day!

You often say that I can do anything, but when I saw your girlfriend the other day, you stabbed me twice. You often say that you can help me empty my wallet, but that day your girlfriend said she was short of money, so you took my wallet!

39. In order to consolidate our friendship, narrow the gap between the east and the west, curb the disparity between the rich and the poor, end social division, stabilize social order and promote Socialism with Chinese characteristics's modernization ... lend me 200 yuan!

40. Children are thinking about "heredity and environment". Mom interjected: This question is very simple. As we all know, children who look like their fathers are inherited. Like neighbors, that is the environment.

4 1, poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this news. Now bacteria are striding through your body ... Happy April Fool's Day!

42. Do you have a TV? Watch CCTV 1, the White House was bombed, the whole building collapsed, the police closed the whole Washington, 19 people died, 32 people were injured,1/people were missing … 1 people were cheated! Happy holidays!

43. If you were a meteor, I would chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. It's a pity that you are an orangutan. I can only see you in the zoo! Alas. What a pity!

44. Every time you receive a message from me, you will be happy once, laugh once, and my short messages will be sent all the time, so you will keep laughing, my purpose will be achieved, and finally you will be insane.

45. April Fool's Day is here. I wish you: be a fool and worry less; If you are stupid, smile; Don't get angry, it's easy to get old; Hahahaha smiles and always hugs when he is happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

46, hereby April Fool's Day, our store offers a big discount! Buy humor to send happiness, buy jokes to send happiness, buy patterns to send surprises, full of postage, buy more to send more, more benefits, more happiness! Honey, are you "stupid" today?

47. With the beautiful rhythm of spring, I extend my new greetings to you. Silent days always make you worry, while sunny moments bring you bursts of laughter. May your every moment be safe and wonderful! Dear, happy April Fool's Day!

48. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, cucumber and watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

49. Wooden furniture, scholars know poetry, people think about money, talents practice, women want figure, geniuses send messages, and fools read text messages. Happy April Fool's Day!

50. Send a message to a friend and teach you this. If you look at the message, you will be an idiot. If you don't look at it, you will be an idiot. Turn around and you will deceive people. This message is a trick, and April Fool's Day will be a fool. Happy fool!

April Fool's Classic Joke 2 1. I sent you this ten-cent message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my holiday gift to you! Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. I heard that today is your festival, and I came to send my blessing to you. I also heard that people always play with you. I am a good man. I sincerely wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

Starting from today, you will go out to be a "fool", and there are beautiful things everywhere. Fools will see that they are lucky, smart and successful, "stupid" in peace, "stupid" in health and "stupid" in happiness forever. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. Forward this message twice, and you will be lucky; Forward it, you will go to the official; Forward it, and you will have good luck; Forward it, and it cost yuan!

Hey, buddy, I have an idea. You can live in a villa, drive a good car, spend all your money, don't have to go to work, don't need to invest, and have no risk. Now I'll tell you this idea, but don't tell anyone. The idea is: dream! Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

6. Today is April Fool's Day. You're lucky not to be stupid. Stupidity is an honor. I'm relieved not to be stupid. If you are stupid, you should be happy. I wish you a "fool" in your work, a "fool" in your ability, a "fool" in your life, and a quick fool!

7, you have your brilliant idea, I have my unique skill; You have your defense, I have my preparation; You have your porcelain works and I have my Jin Gangzuan; You have your sunshine road, and I have my wooden bridge; You have your nine-toothed rake, and I have my wishful golden hoop. On April Fool's Day, I like to see you being fooled and laughing silly, and feel that you speak well after being recruited! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. I am not superstitious, but I firmly believe that April Fool's Day is not appropriate. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, is the sound true? Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you success and don't be fooled.

9. Wooden furniture, scholars know poetry, people think about money, talents practice, women want figure, geniuses send messages, and fools read text messages. Happy April Fool's Day!

10, April Fool's Day is full of laughter, with sour and vinegar in honey and pineapple in coffee; There are cockroaches on the desk and fake snakes in the cupboard; All kinds of jokes have scales, and they don't elaborate when they are surprised; Jokes are about friendship, and relaxation has many benefits; April Fool's Day wishes you happiness.

1 1, Gong Yu moved mountains, belonging to the ancients; Even the smartest person is stupid, which is superior; "Yugong" is called Longmen, which is for the wise; The "silly" water interest is someone else's; Happy fool, this is for you. Today is your holiday April Fool's Day. Be sure to be "stupid" quickly!

12 No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

13, if you want to travel abroad, sincere friends will see you off. The cold wind cannot stop our friendship. I hold your hand and say: reform well and try to reduce the sentence! Happy April Fool's Day!

14. Congratulations on winning the April Fool's Day Lucky Award. In view of your support for the world of fools for many years, you are awarded the title of "Best Fool". Please giggle for five minutes after receiving it, and thank you by hitting your head against the wall. Happy April Fool's Day!

15, I lied to you today, which means that you are popular and not cheated, that everyone loves you dearly, that you cheat, that you can play, that you don't cheat, that you are kind, haha! Happy April Fool's Day!

16, April Fool's Day is here. A clever liar cheats money, a romantic liar cheats love hugs, a silly liar cheats a dog, Doby Bird, and the mentally retarded one is still laughing when he is cheated. He reads the text message and says, Wow, I have to be careful!

17, it is late at night. I know you are tired after a busy day, and you may have fallen asleep. I don't know why I want to talk to you. I really want to tell you ... Happy April Fool's Day!

18, April Fool's Day is here. If I play a trick on you, I will be stupid. If I don't play tricks on you, I'll be stupid. After bidding farewell to being silly and enjoying myself, I decided to return to the silly music circle and enjoy it with the people. Now I'm confused and warm up.

19, good luck is beyond the expectation of fools, fame and fortune are familiar to fools, wisdom fools chase after them, wishful thinking fools get what they want, life fools make scenery, and happiness fools can never taste!

20, a good flower season, good words come every day, good things are in front of us, good luck is often picked, good intentions are not bad, good dreams are planted at night, good information is arranged, and good intentions are boundless love. If everything is well thought out, you'd better be a fool and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day classic joke 3 1, people say that they are greedy for money, but one of my friends is not listed, only knowing that there is no return for their efforts. Work wholeheartedly, not afraid of cold and rain, never care about gains and losses, and stick to your post with a strong sense of responsibility. Don't look, my friend. I'm talking about our dog. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. I have been in pain recently. I went to Putin's house to mop the floor, to park geun-hye's house to clean the glass, and to Merkel's house to wash the toilet. I finally earned a dime, but I didn't want to spend it, so I sent you a text message to tell you: Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day is coming, and I want to "fool" you to have fun. I wish you "fool" a high income every year, a happy mood, rich financial resources and a beautiful life.

Today's festival is unusual, so it's hard to guess what you heard. Invite you to dinner, you dare not come, invite you to an appointment, you are uneasy. Being cheated is not angry, but laughing. It turned out that today is April Fool's Day, and friends played a trick on Richard. Wish you a happy holiday!

Today is a special day, so it's not surprising to be fooled. If a friend treats you and he doesn't come, it's a waste of time to wait and guess. As a result, the text message came to me. It turned out that the fool was today. Haha, even if you laugh, you only blame yourself for being stupid. April Fool's Day is here, I wish you fools a happy life!

April Fool's Day is here today, just send a short message. Don't trust others' words, be wary of being taken in. I want you to go to your house today and buy a roast duck to chew. I haven't seen you for a long time. Don't giggle before meeting. April Fool's Day, may you be happy!

7. The starry sky without the moon, the movies and videos that have never been seen are novel and attractive, and the free marriage without media is romantic and exciting. Black Valentine's Day, may you collide with dazzling love sparks in the dark!

8, black glasses, black windbreaker, black shoes are more handsome. Black eyes, black hair and black skirt are even more charming and generous. Black brother loves beauty, black sister loves chic, and the love between the two sides is dark. Black Valentine's Day, I wish you enough kisses!

9. I want to treat you to a big meal. Although you want Australian lobster, shark's fin and abalone can satisfy you, and you can choose any food. Ask why this is. The reason is simple: April Fool's Day? When in Rome, do as the Romans do, and say something stupid to make yourself happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

10, today's food can't be eaten, today's water can't be drunk, today's words can't be believed, and today's things can't be done. Today is your festival, and today's blessings must be sent. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, April Fool's Day SMS poverty alleviation action has begun. This activity aims to reduce the fool index and improve the IQ level. As smart people, they have an obligation to express their love to those who are not smart enough. Special day, special love, for special you!

12, I told you not to install some software, but you didn't believe me. Well, for the sake of mobile phone safety, you enabled the facial recognition software that comes with the system at noon and washed your face at night. You can't open the phone anyway, can you Happy April Fool's Day!

13, special reminder, beware of five kinds of people today: those who have nothing to invite you to dinner, those who enthusiastically urge you to work overtime, those who say that the leader asks you to have a meeting, and those who always giggle at the mobile phone. What about you? Are you still smiling? Happy April Fool's Day!

14, April Fool's Day arrived, funny text messages kept coming, and I was panting with laughter. I accidentally became a teacher. I can't finish reading today's short messages. I don't care if you play or not. Laughing and crying are all hilarious. The whole thing is a good partner. April Fool's Day wishes you, relax and play with your heart!

15, I accidentally fell down today, and something rolled off my body with your name on it, which reminds me of you. So far away, I just want to ask you gently: when will I pay back a dime? Happy April Fool's Day!

16, April Fool's Day is here, and there is a lot of laughter. There is a joyful atmosphere everywhere, which is very lively. Friends can't help being fooled, cheated and teasing each other. Happy April Fool's Day to my friends! It's not my fault that I lied to you today.

17, April Fool's Day is really lively, full of laughter and laughter. Friends will play pranks, and pranksters will run around. Others are not annoyed when they cheat, but they still enjoy it. Happy April Fool's Day!

18, there is a job waiting for you with more money and more free time. To be honest, this is designed for you. You are so excellent, you can rest assured. Have fun, the job of April Fool's Day image spokesperson belongs to you!

19, the lottery won 5000 yuan, and a banquet was held to celebrate. Invite friends to share how the speech won the prize. Green food is the healthiest when vegetables are mixed into a table. Plus two bottles of maotai, the ancestral wine is not counted on the head. Don't be silly, my friend: healthy food is the safest, called Maotai green tea water.

20, you are good-looking, just silly and cute; Your reaction is extremely fast, that is, you are often in a daze; You are brilliant in literary talent, but you like to talk nonsense; You always smile and often tilt your neck; You turned down the shanzhai, and you became your own faction. Happy fool!

2 1, you are listed as a suspect in five murders, and the police ask you to assist in the investigation. The five major murders are: you look funny, you are cheerful, you are at a loss, your IQ is stupid, and your smile is charming. Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fool's Day is coming. If I play tricks on you, I'm "stupid" and can't stand it; If I don't play tricks on you, I will be "stupid". Say goodbye to the "fool" and enjoy myself. I decided to return to the "fool" music circle, and now the "fool" is very hot.

23. This short message is only sent to people with "three highs": one is a genius with "three highs" in IQ, EQ and financial quotient, the other is a handsome talent with "three highs" in income status and popularity, and the third is a fool with high eyes and high clarity. April Fool's Day is here, please be happy!

24. You have a high level of "stupid business" and have been successfully selected as a special guest of the very 4+ 1 "stupid" music program. The theme of the program is to enjoy the "stupid" music of yourself and the whole people. If Benben hasn't been resurrected, the next issue will continue, and there will be Benben every year!

25. According to the Code for Fools, every April 1 day, you have the right to be a fool and be fooled, the freedom to tease and resist teasing, and the right to remain silent. Everything you say will become a "fool" and spread widely!

26, April Fool's Day gift, send you a remote control! Effective distance: all over the world, global coverage; Applicable objects: friends, relatives, men and women; Lethality: 10. Note: the IQ of users should not be too high!

27, one day a year, bragging is not taxed, there is no need for meetings, collusion is not afraid of misunderstanding, expression is not afraid of waste, truth is ignored, fallacies are justified, this is your festival!

28. Once a year, I can legally harass you and fool you unscrupulously. Inviting you to dinner is too old-fashioned, it is not authentic to cheat you to work overtime, and it is unnecessary to coax you into a meeting, just to see you giggle! Happy April Fool's Day!

29. Say you are stupid, but you still don't admit it. You know today is April Fool's Day and you dare to read my news! Yes, you're right, it's to harass you, because I still want to see your silly smile! Be happy!

30. You once said with a smile: This is your festival! Can be a careful comparison, I found that you always like silly snickering, often afraid to soak when cheated, so I can only smile back, no way, April Fool's Day is your holiday!

3 1, with your popularity, you don't want to do it at all; With your personality, I don't want to flirt with you. But in order to live up to your Excellence, I have to fool you. After all, today is a stupid "outstanding person"!

Practice has proved that only by reading this short message will you know what is wrong. Of course, if you have a problem now and prove that you have been fooled, you can do so. Happy April Fool's Day!

33. Raise your head and move forward. Don't care about other people's eyes, don't care about your IQ, you are unique in this world. You should be proud of yourself. After all, there is an April Fool's Day specially prepared for you! Happy holidays!

34. You must be dissatisfied with my poor work. Now, the opportunity has come, please say it, don't hold it in your heart and let yourself suffer. Go ahead, I won't change anyway. Happy April Fool's Day!

35, flowers, red and gorgeous; Grass, green oil; Clouds, soft; The wind is warm; You, smile. Oh, what a silly boy. Don't you know today is April Fool's Day? Just smirking, but drooling is wrong! Happy April Fool's Day!

On the first day of April, I was really excited. Everyone can lie, and lying is right. It's just a sweep of the eyebrows and a lot of accomplices. Don't be upset by being cheated, let's laugh together. Why should I ask? April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you a happy holiday and stay away from troubles!

37. Say you are naive, and you will be alive and kicking; If you say that you are smart, you will show off everywhere; Say you are steady, and you won't make any noise; Call you naughty, you are no big or small. April fool's day is here, don't say anything, giggle yourself!

I really envy you. Peach blossoms are so abundant that many beautiful women like you, but you don't. I didn't know until today that you think these beautiful women have poor eyes! April fool's day is coming, just kidding, I wish you a smile, don't bother!

39. I heard that your "stupid career" is extremely high, and you are called a "stupid saint" who is stupid and dead, stupid and alive. This April Fool's Day, instead of enjoying myself, made me "stupid". Everyone is stupid, and you are really stupid!

40. Every year on this day, fools don't care and make you smile happily. Being cheated is unconscious, only knowing that you are stupid. Friends joke together and dance happily. April Fool's Day, I wish my friends understanding and happiness!