A selection of funny text messages for my husband

1. What can touch the softest corner of your heart, what can heal your most painful scars, and what can restore your brightest smile? That's my love, sincere love that never gives up!

2, always thinking in the warm afternoon, I don't know if I will meet you in a certain time and space in the future, long black hair and charming smile, thus capturing my loving heart and holding sweet memories!

3, a person can be happy, but occasionally feel lonely; A person can also play around, just calm down and feel lonely, but he can't find a happy feeling when he is alone. You are the source of happiness.

4. On your birthday, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, Fanta in everything, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, feeling like Sprite, always eye-catching.

If I have a breath, I will breathe for you. If I had tears, I would cry for you. If my eyes can only be opened once, I hope to see you!

6, dog days, to cool down, find it. Eat a watermelon and blow a fan. It doesn't feel anything. Chewing ice cubes, blowing air conditioning, a little cold. Walking into the ice cave, visiting the glacier, my teeth tremble. Not enough, find a peak jump, absolutely ice!

7. Everyone was drunk and I woke up alone. Don't laugh at my infatuation. I am destined to meet you in this life, and I will wait for you all my life. I will easily let go and issue a love permit. Without you, my life will be beautiful and good, and I will wait for you all my life when the news clears up.

8. The mall is engaged in sales promotion, advertising "buy a refrigerator, send an air conditioner". Some people bought a refrigerator and waited for the air conditioner to be sent to the mall. The mall staff said, "Sir, where is your air conditioner? We can send it back to you! "

9, eager for simple happiness, no matter how far you go, you won't get lost. The future life is full of trees symbolizing hope. Only you can always live in the atrium. Hand in hand, we will never let each other down!

10, write down a line, the space indicates my missing for you, and the carriage return indicates my euphemistic friendship for you. When love can't be expressed in numbers, I think that little decimal point is the continuation of my friendship with you, and I like you. I give myself an exclamation point! Give you a perfect full stop!

1 1, because of sincerity, so integrity; Because of honesty, it is simple; Because it is simple, it is easy; Because it is easy, it lasts; Because for a long time; So success. Career is like this, so is first love.

12, your eyes betrayed your heart, clearly told me that you didn't want to come near me, took away all the sweet warmth with your heart, completely forgot all the happiness and shattered all my hopes for the future!

13, if one day, I quietly packed my bags and told me that I would go wandering. Please don't be surprised, I just want to go far away until the end of the world. Stand there, shout your name like a valley, let the echo pass, I love you.

14, the night is no longer lonely, because I miss you, love is no longer far away, because I care about you, but the night wind comes, but it can't take away your smile, and it takes away my blessing, but it can't take away my thoughts!

15, I remembered your birthday in my thoughts. I want to express my feelings for you in a few words. I sincerely wish you eternal youth and hope to bring you a quiet and happy life quietly. Happy birthday, baby!

16, I believe I love you, and I will give it to you blindfolded. Full of love, I have a pair of eyes in the dark. I want to love you constantly and piece together myself constantly. All the good and bad past in my life seems to be waiting for me to meet you!

17, faint thoughts, deep blessings, like you like half a crescent face! I often like you, ordinary though humble, but it is always worth my miss!

18, please open your heart's ears and listen to my love. Even if the sky falls, my love will not change. I will repeat my promise to you a thousand times and accompany you all over the world!

19, naked marriage, dear, what you want is an eternal diamond and an eternal heart. Believe me, anything is possible! I will give happiness.

20. On the grassland of love, there is a strong hero boy, galloping with his sweetheart; Your long hair twists and turns, covering my tent. Our story is told by starlight, and the lonely rainbow flashes in nine colors.

2 1, "My Little Bride" Listen to me, "Sunny Day" is a lot; "There is a fairy wife at home" is fortunate for three times, and "Beautiful Life" loved it; "Baby Plan" came out early, and "Genius Baby" was given to me.

22. Take a drop of my blood and put it under the microscope. You see, no matter white blood cells or red blood cells, every cell is a cell that loves you, and it can't be counted with the naked eye or computer, because I love you forever!

23. I will clean the room today. Honey, you don't work hard. I'll cook today. Honey, please hold a cigarette. Today, I'll pour tea. Husbands only need to do housework. I'll deal with it today. I wish you a smile every day. Happy husband's day!

24, your happiness, I exclusively sponsor your pain, I exclusively bear; I monopolize your happiness; Your thoughts, I accept your temper exclusively, I undertake your life exclusively, and I accompany you exclusively.

25. My destination is health and talent. After all, a person can be trusted, but it is himself who can hold his head high, not himself. What destination do I want? I found myself, and I am my destination.

26. Years are changing, love is spreading, thoughts are holding hands, memories are stretching, memories of the past are happy, intoxicated with happiness and sweetness, text messages are accompanying, and words are whispering in the ear. I love you for ten thousand years.

27, day after day, year after year! Time is constantly changing, but my feelings for you have not deteriorated! I love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, and I promise you that I will never change!

28. "China Warriors" is full of blood, and "Blood City" guards the frontier; Blood in China is full of youth, and man called hero is popular all over the world. Goodbye China sings peacefully, and Gai Yi Tian Yun stands tall in the East!

29, the stars blink, embellish your beautiful dreams, make your dreams more beautiful. The moon sets sail to escort your dreams and make them come true. Happiness always goes with dreams. Good Night!

30. Kiss your little hand. You sent me a cherry small mouth. Kiss your little mouth. You hold me affectionately and look into your clear eyes, showing endless tenderness. I held you to the bed and couldn't help shivering. This gentle shaking woke up the beautiful lens, and suddenly I looked back and found that this was sleepwalking!

3 1, you are the balcony, I am the candle, and love is for you; You are a fallen flower, I am running water, carrying you running; You are bluestone, I am crescent moon, staying together in the twilight; You are a tree, I am soil, tie you up; If you laugh, I will laugh, too.

32. Turn daily sadness into deep thoughts; Turn the thick reluctance into inexhaustible power; Dear, your leaving makes me cry, but I will be stronger!

33. In this warm, tender and tender world, there is a corner specially prepared for you! At the same time, love is full and tightly surrounds you. Guess what? Have you seen it? That's my heart!

34. Who will pick me up? On my own journey, what kind of scenery, what kind of story, what kind of strange city, what kind of accelerated form, my heart, with a little concern, is to let you know each other.

This birthday wish expresses how much I love you. On my calendar, you are still young and charming, and this special year seems to make you more beautiful and elegant.

36. I walked in the desert of love, and all the sweetness dried up. Please save me from the emotional desert. The journey without love is really lonely. Let me change all my shortcomings and catch your love!

I wish you a happy birthday with all my love. You have made my life meaningful, and my feelings for you cannot be expressed in words. I want to be with you every day.

38. Understanding → Understanding → Unrequited love → Confession → Dating → Frustration → Sweetness → Difficulties → Deep love → Lingering → Parents → Marriage → * * → Habits → Children → Earning money → Worrying → Ten years → Twenty years → Thirty years → Forty years → Fifty years → Wrinkles → Aging → Depression → But with you around …

39. The breeze is blowing gently outside the window, and the inner thoughts are deeply told. There are fragrant flowers in your life, and the road of love is in your own hands. This life is locked with your heart and will be deeply imprinted in your heart forever!

40. Husband, it's your birthday. I wish you just noon in your career, strong as a tiger, countless money, no hard work, leisure like a mouse, romance like music, and happiness belongs to you!

4 1, the flame lit by the Seine lacks romance. I stopped for a moment for the Volga River behind me, but I didn't expect that you had moistened my mind.

42. On the birthday of my dearest person, I believe that the bright moon, stars, sunshine and everything in the world will bring you my loving wishes. I wish my lover a happy birthday and always be healthy and happy!

43. This love is deeply buried in my heart and has been surging for a century. It was not until the day we got together that it surged into a bright and burning passion. Happy birthday, dear!

44, chop and change, I don't have that ability; I don't have that interest; Loving you is my highest ideal. Only you are the only expectation in my life. Please release your feelings of love for me and open your heart!

45. Happiness is for yourself, happiness is for yourself, and love depends on persistence. I hope you can get the happiness you want and grasp the rare happiness. The key is to see my persistence and love you!

46. The stars outside the window blinked naughtily, and the gentle wind kept blowing on my face. Full of sadness, I want the wind to bring my thoughts to you, and I want the stars to help me say I miss you!

47. I can't help falling in love with you. I miss you all the time, just want to be with you, laughing all the time, how sweet it is to have you around. My feelings for you will not fade with time! I love you all my life!

48, no money, live as wonderful; If you have no right, you can live as freely as you do; Live freely if you don't make a profit. If you are not strong, happiness will still come. Grasp happiness by yourself, simplicity is life, simple happiness is the true meaning of life, and happiness is simple living!

49. Let my thoughts fly wildly to the sky and bring them directly to your dreams; Take away my tenderness and my love. When I am away, may sweetness always accompany you and love never leave you!

50, the world is quite helpless, I am a leftover woman and I am very cute; With a figure and face, men dare not love me; Be able to study both inside and outside and earn extra money in the workplace; Love life, love romance, indifferent appearance, charged heart. Love me, please be brave!

5 1. Happiness is a flower. It is up to you and me to water it. Happiness is home, and I will run it with you. Beautiful flowers, warm home, create it with happiness. Simplicity and happiness are a family.

52. When it is cold, a little warmth is happiness. When it is dark, a ray of light is happiness. When you are hungry, a steamed bun is happiness. When you are thirsty, a glass of water is happiness. Happiness is what is needed most at present.

53. My fingers, playing the romance of the rainbow in the sun, your eyes, looking for sweetness in sunny days, will never refuse, mutual affirmation, happiness and our agreement, dear, love you.

54, the heart has been hurt, and the heart can no longer be hurt; The heart is cold, hold it with your palm and warm it with your heart; My heart already hurts, and it hurts even more when I fall to the ground, so I hold my heart with my own hands.

55. Meditate in my heart all the time, and my love for you will remain unchanged in this life; I am willing to taste all the flavors for you and run around tirelessly for you; Keep everything in your heart and miss it silently. Every day is worth remembering.

56. A scholar has read a lot of poems, but his hands are weak. Someone asked him what he cherished most in his life, and he said it was four arrows, which made everyone confused. Answer "Time flies"!

57. If you love, please love deeply, don't give up, let sweetness fill your heart, and let happiness overwhelm you. It is not easy to get together by fate, please cherish it. How tolerant, don't care, don't quarrel when things happen, and are willing to be happy with you forever.

58. When I met you, I began to gamble on love. I don't know how it ends, moon. I just want to sing happy poems every minute. Whether the result is a comedy tragedy or not, I have no regrets about the sweet party now!

59. I lit the flame of love. Why are you still cold as ice? When I care and * * *, why are you always instantly annihilated? Is it because I didn't pay enough money or you don't want to pay? Why is it always in the world of ice and fire?

60. Give me your warm hand, even a simple greeting; Give me your bright smile, even if it is a short tenderness; Give me your moving eyes, even for a moment; Pay attention to me, love is always here for you to take away!

6 1, gently, a cool breeze; Gently, a greeting warms people's hearts; Gently, a word of blessing will accompany you for a long time; Gently, I kiss you, you are my favorite.

62, a quiet room, a person's loneliness, endless lovesickness, hurried fingers on the cold mobile phone for a few minutes, I really miss you at this moment!

63. My love for you is a debt I owed in my last life. I will use this life to repay, promise you endless sweetness, just to redeem my previous love. Love for you is my third wish in my life. I will use this life to realize it and give you eternal happiness, just to turn the encounter in the afterlife into love!

64. Walking into this city and this noise, there are so many secrets in everyone's heart, walking in that street, walking during that time, so many familiarity in every thought, you are my every thought, and I love you is the secret in my heart.

65. If the theme of a world is to meet, then the theme of a heartbeat is to miss you. If the theme of a period of time is to know each other, then a sincere theme is to love you. Dear, you are the theme of my life, and I love you.

66. Clear water is in the heart of ice, breeze is in the heart of white clouds, stars are in the heart of the long night, and you are in my heart. Although the mountains are separated by water, acacia is not far away. Do you feel it? My heart will always be with you! Miss you!

67. Today is dog days. What do you mean by dog days? Of course, happiness sticks to you, and good luck is easily dragged down by you, and good luck comes to you. Dog days, I wish you a good mood in dog days!

68. If you are the wind, then I am the sand, and I would rather be blown away by you; If you are sand, then I am water, no matter how tired, I will drive you to the seaside; If you are a sandstorm, I would rather be fascinated by you and turn into mud to protect you forever!

Ducks are different from other ducks. It likes to drink salty water with strong taste. Over time, salty water changes in its body, and everyone calls it salted duck. I also changed my offspring, and the eggs I laid were called salted duck eggs.

70. Flowers are beautiful because they are open; Rivers flow because of the sea; Sunshine is bright because of its vitality; You are happy because of me; My life is more wonderful because of you!

7 1, happiness is the moon of the fifteenth, you missed it, so did I; Happiness is a warm nest, with your contribution and my dedication; Happiness is me and you, together, year after year

72. wife Today is your birthday. Husband can't spend the night with you, can't light a candle for you, can't make a wish for you, but he has a thousand words from his heart-quietly light a blessing! Happy birthday diary of my wife. I hope you take care of yourself and have fun. ...

You know I like you best, but you always say I don't love you. You are more important than my life. For your happiness, I will only leave you temporarily, and soon you will be in my arms.

74, my love for you, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble; My love for you is endless; My love for you is overwhelming; My love for you, the news broadcast ending is still there; My love for you will always be in your heart.

75. In today's era, love travels through Qian Shan by radio waves, expressed by thoughts, and can be transmitted to the beloved in an instant. I want to write my love in a short message, fly it in the radio waves, spread it to your heart, and be beautiful with you forever.

Happy birthday to my lover. Time flies, but my love for you is more mellow. On this special day, I want to tell you that your love has made my life complete, and I love you!

77. Build a tombstone of love. The epitaph is full of joy and sadness. When the past vows are buried with the sweet coffin, our happiness will be completely over, leaving only this cold tombstone to commemorate our loved ones.

Happy birthday to my lover. Time flies, but my love for you is more mellow. On this special day, I want to tell you that your love has made my life complete. Husband, Happy Birthday

79. I want to hold you carefully in my hand with my natural sentimental aura. Please hold my palm with sweetness and light up my life bit by bit. I won't despair with you. You gave me the strength to be optimistic and forge ahead!

80. Happy birthday to my lover. Time flies, but my love for you is more mellow. On this special day, I want to tell you that your love has made my life complete.

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