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Classic short message, in a word

1, Acacia bridges, and commitment follows.

A letter from home has caused many emotional waves in the past. Collection is a kind of commemoration; Throw it in the stove and hide it in your heart. This commemoration may be more eternal.

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

4. You are thinking about the rain. In fact, you are thinking that he will come soon. When you think about the night, you have no idea of the beauty of the night.

It's not easy to love someone, but it's easy to hate someone. The deeper you love, the deeper you hate.

6. Find a boyfriend like EXCEL? Hide if you want, filter if you want, and delete if you want. If one is unhappy, alas, I won't be saved!

7. What should I do? Washed by the rice? , not? Waiting for dinner? . This is the only way to get through.

8. Life is like a play. There are colorful performances in front of the stage and dull brilliance behind the stage. Don't get carried away, you know that the play will end after all. Take off your makeup and everything will return to the real dullness.

9. If you want to know a man completely, you'd better be his friend, not his lover.

10, he is diligent, that is, he just fell in love with you; He is clumsy because he loves you deeply; He's calm, but he's tired of you.

1 1, I am not lucky enough to be your favorite, at least I can refuse you and let you miss it for a lifetime!

12, respectful to superiors, bossing around to subordinates and hiding from peers. (

13, although life is like drama, drama is like life, and life is like acting, but if you want to play the tricks well, you still have to see how to guide them!

14, Chihuo 1, you have one worry when you are not full, and you have countless worries when you are full. There are two reasons to prevent you from succeeding: you will be sleepy when you are full and hungry when you wake up. 3. I have lost weight once, and it is bitter to think about it!

15. Sometimes, we are so grateful for the kindness of others that we turn a blind eye to the kindness of our loved ones all our lives.

16, details determine love. That was before, and now it is suitable to decide love. Because? Is it suitable? Maybe not? Details? Not bad, but? Is it suitable? Very moderate, people can't say how much they love, but they are by no means annoying.

17. Good temper is the best clothes a person can wear in social activities.

560 18 We praise the poet not because of what he said, but because he made us feel a lot of things that we didn't say.

19, the iron pestle can be ground into needles, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

20. People who only know justice will inevitably be broken; Only a soft-hearted person will eventually be a coward.

2 1, injury is the scar of a city, and memory is the pain of the past. After hurting the city, the past hurts the body.

22. Childhood ignorance is lovely, and juvenile ignorance is ridiculous; The ignorance of youth is pitiful; Ignorance in middle age is sad, and ignorance in old age is sad.

23. Forgive me for telling you coldly, but I'm not used to your accustomed indifference.

24. Fear makes you a prisoner. I hope to set you free.

25. I don't give up. I don't want to be the main theme of depravity. I don't want to lose, I don't want to be the protagonist of the tragedy.

26. "If you don't know how to refuse, you must learn to be patient!"

27. Article 8 of Oscar Quotations: I will be famous sooner or later. I have neither a good name nor a bad name.

28. Oscar Quotations 12: Now I am very happy, so I am sure that my personality has disappeared.

29. Article 13 of the Oscar Quotations: From the artistic point of view, the bad guys are attractive research objects. They represent color, variety and uniqueness. Good people will irritate people's reason, and bad people will arouse people's imagination.

30. Being angry is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes.

3 1, if the beauty is like a cloud, then there is no cloud in Wan Li here; If handsome guys are like grass, then here is green grass. So here the dinosaurs sit on the floor and become immortals, and the handsome guys are ashamed!

32. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife. After laughing, I went to sleep. If I still can't sleep, I will get up and continue to laugh.

33. A positive person is like the sun. Where it shines, a negative person is like the moon. The fifteenth day of the first lunar month is ominous.

34. If you ask me how much I love you, I can only say that it is a little deeper than the unfathomable canyon; If you ask me how much I love you, I can only say that it is a little bigger than the vast universe.

35,589 When I first went to college, I struggled to marry a good family and support myself in my career. Or marry a beautiful and virtuous family, Jasper, and live a comfortable life. Now I find that I really thought too much at that time.

36. Love is spicy, hot and sweet; Love is Mona Lisa's smile, and people will never guess.

37. This world is neither the world of the rich nor the world of the strong, but the world of the volunteers.

Many years later, the stone is still a stone, but the feelings promised on the stone are like autumn leaves. They withered in the wind and gradually turned into dust, only to know that the most irresistible thing in the world is not love and hate, but unconscious alienation!

39. I would rather laugh and cry than cry and regret! I would rather sacrifice myself than hurt others!

In the struggle of life, you gave me an understanding look, and I felt the warmth of life. Just a brief glance is enough to make me excited.

4 1. If I had to choose again, I would still choose this beautiful lake. Ah, your eyes as bright as the lake are so clean and clear! From the eyes of the lake, I can see a better spiritual world than the bottom of the world.

42. Life can't be used to prove love, just as we can't prove that we can stop believing in love. In this city, just like Rolex is a material luxury, love is a spiritual luxury.

Whether you gain or lose, you will suffer the pain of losing your life. Do what you have to do. You'd rather get something than lose it! When things come, go all out; Afterwards, don't be swayed by considerations of gain and loss.

44. You will know what it is when you grow up. When I grow up, I deliberately say I don't know.

45. Article 1 of Oscar Quotations: An artist has no ethical likes and dislikes. If an artist has any ethical doubts, it is unforgivable femininity.

46. When I was a child, I felt that my father was not simple. Later I felt that I was not simple. Later, I felt that my children were not simple.

47. Article 2 of Oscar Quotations: Evil and virtue are the material for artists' artistic creation.

48. Article 3 of Oscar Quotations: Whether ad8' s behavior is correct shows that the development of rationality has stagnated.

49. Article 4 of Oscar Quotations: All art is useless.

50. Article 9 of the Oscar Quotations: Only the auctioneer is biased against all artistic schools and is a compliment.

5 1, Article 1 1 of Oscar Quotations: I didn't sell myself for money, but I got success at great cost.

52. If young people don't work hard, the boss will be sad.

53. Lonely nights and dark days. Who is wandering there? Who is sad there? Who is crying there?

54. I didn't take the civil service exam, but I was lonely.

55. Women are often ten minutes late or don't come, and give some reasons why you are skeptical. You might as well consider breaking up with her.

56. The curtains will always be opened, because you can see the sky. I feel sleepy when the sunshine obstinately bothers me through the thin screen window.

Sleeping beauty can wait until her prince comes to save her when she is asleep, but no one will save me no matter how I sleep.

58. "The cross street is the background, the cold wind is the prop, and the atmosphere is as stuffy as rain. I am waiting for the memory to come, and the memory of that encounter is still so clear. "

59. "I hope that people will last for a long time, and cicadas will be thousands of miles away. I want to be a wing bird in the sky; I would like to be a lotus flower. May all lovers get married. "

60. Take courage to lower your head and raise your head confidently.

6 1, accumulated over time, may lead to an outbreak; And if it breaks out for a long time, it may lead to collapse.

62. Article 5 of Oscar Quotations: Most women are so hypocritical that they have no sense of art, and most men are so natural that they have no sense of beauty.

63. Article 10 of Oscar Quotations: If something beautiful is wrong, forgive it indiscriminately; If something ugly is wrong, we should disregard the conscience of heaven and earth and despise it.

64. No one is right or wrong in love. Attitude is everything!

65. Be patient and calm down, and take a half step back.

66. It is wise men and aesthetes who know people behind their backs, and treacherous people who know people behind their backs.

67. House prices are in line with the moon; The price is in line with Europe; Wages are in line with those in Africa. Everyone is ready to salute, get married and live on Mount Everest.

68. "You may fall in love with someone in an instant, but it takes a long time to forget someone! Emotions, once trapped, are hard to get rid of! "

69, like, the feeling of the wind blowing through the ears; Like, a little sunshine warmth; I like it. Just like it.

70. Don't always ask when it hurts. Why me? ? Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.

7 1, love is like two people pulling a rubber band, and the injured one is always unwilling to let go!

72. He has a background and I have a background. She has a lot of money, and I have a lot of figure!

73. In the field of feelings, men are definitely bad kings. As long as a woman is willing to flatter, he will promise anything.

74. I thought? Invisible? No one else can find me. It's no use. People like me, like fireflies in the dark, are bright enough and outstanding enough.

75. A person can fall in love with many people in his life. After you get the happiness that really belongs to you, you will understand that the previous pain is actually a kind of wealth, so that you can learn to better grasp and cherish the people you love.

76. I am determined to lose weight from today. I said to my husband: from tomorrow on, I will only eat bananas and pineapples for dinner! ? As a result, the husband replied faintly:? Elephants also grow up eating these. ? I shed tears?

77. I long for the ordinary, but I can't get it. I can only choose the extraordinary.

78. "Being pregnant is just like being pregnant. After a long time, others can see it! "

79. God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, it leaves room for you to choose your friends.

80, 597 "If a drop of water, I will send you an East China Sea; If a star represents happiness, I will send you a galaxy. I wish you happiness! ! ! "

8 1, dare not follow one's inclinations because society is a group; Dare not follow one's inclinations, because the enterprise is collective; Dare not do whatever you want, because the family is not an individual; As long as you are not an individual, you can't just think about yourself. I can do whatever I want, just think about it.

82, to my best friend 1, when your wedding dress lands, I will match my short skirt. 2. The more real, the quieter. The longer it takes, the more boring it becomes. It was sunny that year, when we met, we thought you were another me.

83. "Talking nonsense will cost you money, but talking nonsense will cost you money, and you will regret it. Talking nonsense will cost you money, talking nonsense will cost you money. Read it! I don't believe that a dime can't stun you! "

84. Every time a wife quarrels with her husband, she always goes to the bathroom to brush the toilet. After a long time, her husband asked her: can brushing the toilet really adjust the mood? The wife said: Yes, I feel much better every time I finish brushing the toilet with your toothbrush!

85.a: I didn't sleep well last night! B: Why? I killed a mosquito! But who knows that a large group of mosquitoes came to hold a memorial service for it, and then they even ate their meals!

86. The wife teaches her son to play the piano every day, but the husband doesn't agree. Wife: You can also teach me a skill. Husband: I taught him the skill of starving all his life. Wife: What skill? Husband: Eat!

87. If you want to have a bright future, you should do the following: 1, keep a quiet heart to look at those things that cannot be changed; 2. Keep a brave heart to transcend what can be changed; 3, there is a bright heart to distinguish the difference between the two.

88. Men can only get married at the age of 23, and they can become soldiers at the age of 18. This illustrates three problems: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; Second, it is said that life is more difficult than war, and third, women are more difficult than enemies.

89. Should I marry a wife? What about white? , why? White-collar workers, backbones and elites; Should I marry my husband? Tang Priest? , why? Handsome, never second-minded, practical!

90577 laments women: beautiful women don't leave the kitchen, they are not gentle, they are gentle and opinionated, they are not feminine, they spend money indiscriminately, they are not fashionable, they are not at ease, and they are not at ease.

9 1, those who don't go out at home every day are called virtuous, and those who don't come back every day are called feminist; Those who never divorce are single-minded, and those who often divorce are called the pursuit of happiness; Nagging is called coaxing, derogatory bullying is called savage girlfriend.

"Requirements for future men: one must be handsome, and the other must have a car. Search results: chess. "

93. Weather forecast: I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow morning. It is expected that I will miss you continuously in the afternoon, and my mood will be reduced by 5 degrees at night due to the continuous depression. It is expected that this weather will last until I see you.

94. When I came into this world at the age of one, I thrived at the age of ten, became passionate at the age of twenty, made money crazily at the age of thirty, died at the age of forty, became stronger at the age of fifty, retired and laid off at the age of sixty, played mahjong at the age of seventy, basked in the sun at the age of eighty and hung on the wall at the age of ninety.

95. In the world, 1% of people eat small losses and take advantage of big ones, and 99% of people eat small losses and suffer big losses. Most successful people come from there 1%.

96. The dog said to the bear, Marry me and you will be happy! The bear said I wouldn't marry you. Marrying you will only give birth to a bear! I want to marry a cat and have a panda. That's precious!

97. Life is a painting, and the color matching depends on yourself! Talent is like a brush, time is drawing paper, morality is the style, thought is the theme, and fate is the assistant. You can do it with hard work.

98. A lover is a flower, but a wife is home. Pay the family and send flowers as bonuses. Go home when you are sick, and look at the flowers when you are well. Go home often and don't forget to water the flowers.

99. zebra and panda failed to make love ten times. The zebra asked the panda why he didn't agree, and the panda said, My mother said that tattooed people are hooligans! The zebra was very angry and said, My mother also said that people who wear glasses are gangsters!

100, people who don't think of others are hopeless; People who don't think for themselves can't be cured by medicine. Just think of others everywhere, okay? -

10 1, 5d8 The boy looked at his girlfriend affectionately with a pen in his hand: I really like your elegant posture, elegant pace, affectionate eyes and kind heart. Woman: I'm so touched. Sorry, I was complimenting this pen.

102, m: Didn't you say you like two kinds of flowers? Why did I send you several kinds of flowers and they were returned? W: I don't like the flowers you sent me. What flowers do you like? Woman: If you have money, you can spend it for free!

103, I wish you happiness forever! Buddha said never, only four days! I said spring, summer, autumn and winter! Fren: Two days! I said it was dark during the day! Buddha vomited wildly: One day! I smiled: every day of my life!

104, "Ambition is the guide to success, confidence is the call to never give up, enthusiasm is the mind of the winner, patience is the sword to drive away difficulties, and responsibility is the inevitability of success. May five hearts accompany you every day! "

105, Couple Dialogue: Wife, why did God make women so beautiful but so stupid? ? Let us be beautiful, and you will love us; Make us stupid, and we will love you. ?

106, good girls are divided into four categories: girls are top grade, beautiful girls are fine, virgins are the best, cool girls are works of art, and good men are also divided into four categories: stupid men are top grade, handsome men are fine, rich men are the best, and talented men are works of art.

107, money is pain, money is evil, and money is the root of all evil. Give me your money and let me suffer pain and sin! ! !

108, anonymous studies hard in front of a thick pile of books every day to get a lawyer's license. A man saw this and asked with a smile, Why are you working so hard? Better marry a rich man and be a lady! W: That industry is more competitive.

109, two vain dog owners are chatting. A said: Our dog can read newspapers! B answer: I already know, my little black dog told me the other day!

1 10, elegant people know by looking back, enterprising people know by listening to footsteps, kind people know by looking at smiles, and excellent people know by looking at you.

1 1 1, crisp rain in the south, green and warm air. Moisturize the red land and nurture the things in South Guangdong. Sanqing Cui Ran, Huai Yu Zengxiu, Guifeng Danxia, Wuyuan Ecology. Geyuan water is surrounded by red clouds, and Censhanlin Peak is fragrant.

112,5a9 I want you to be happy, so I can't let go. Because only I can give you happiness!

1 13. One day, the sky fell in love with the sea, but the air separated them. They couldn't love each other, so the sky cried. Tears fall in the sea, and the sky will pin its soul on the sea. Since then, the sea is bluer than the sky.

1 14, you can't change the weather, but you can change your mood; You can't choose appearance, but you can choose expression; You can't go forward tomorrow, but you must make good use of today!

1 15, my wife is looking for clothes. She put on a long-lost skirt, looked in the mirror and said, Oh, dear! A little ugly, like dumplings! Sir: That's stuffing. This skirt is still very beautiful.

1 16, women are big meals, and that temptation is irresistible. Once you move chopsticks, you can't extricate yourself! A woman is a mobile phone. Once she has it, she not only needs to charge, but also has a signal, and most importantly, she has to pay the phone bill!

1 17, both brother and sister are old enough to love beauty, and they always feel sorry for themselves in front of the mirror every day, but my mother often only buys beautiful clothes for my sister, so my brother complained to my father about it. Father said, pay special attention to the packaging of exported things!

1 18, I eat rice every day and think of you! I never eat noodles, I just want to know you! I don't drink soup for a meal, and I feel flustered when I miss you! I just drink and don't eat vegetables. I love you in this life! Do you know that?/You know what?

1 19. Happiness is always too short, loneliness is always too long, and sadness that can't be waved away is like fog; What I can't hold back is the same time as morning. All I can remember is a pen and an infinite heart, eyes full of expectation and tears.

120, flower of life, she is invincible because she has experienced many vicissitudes of life and changed to the edge of life and death. Flower of life, there is no flesh and blood, only soul. Her soul was sublimated in heaven.

12 1. I always thought that water is a mountain, the sea is a sail and the sky is a story of clouds. You are my story, but I don't know if I am your story. The wind is blowing gently, the moonlight shines on the fallen leaves, and the fallen leaves tell the earth: I miss you! !

122, the earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

123, the little centipede is in a bad mood. Dad asked what was going on. The little centipede said, I'm afraid you can't stand it. I want to buy Nike shoes.