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Drama, drama, scroll, master, sit firmly in the teahouse.
You sit firmly in the tea garden.
Listen to me. Draw this back, forth, left and right, zigzag and little by little.
Don't leave anything behind, go out together,
My family lives in Dengfeng County, Henan Province.
Caojiawan, 25 miles from downtown,
My last name is Cao, my last name is Cao.
My brother is Cao Baoshan,
My sister-in-law is virtuous and kind,
Having a pair of children, clever and clever, is really flattering.
Oh, my God.
Born a fool,
Drive your brother and sister-in-law out of the House of Commons because they lack food and clothes.
In Darbynian, Wang Kaixuan,
My brother has no money to take the exam in Beijing.
Meet me in the upper house later,
I used to give him twelve taels of silver,
Unexpectedly, when I walked to the back door, my mother met me.
And take back the twelve taels of silver.
My brother returned to the House of Commons.
The couple cried all day,
I have no choice but to take pen and ink and a tile inkstone.
And Bai Yu Zan with my sister-in-law.
Begging from door to door to catch the exam,
Meet me on the road,
Ask me carefully before and after,
I just learned that my brother didn't spend money to catch the exam in Beijing.
I helped my brother catch the exam,
I gave him a horse, a blue shirt and money.
Go home in case my mother sees a flaw.
Pretending to be hurt and hiding it from her,
Go to the House of Commons to recuperate.
Besides, my mother sent rice noodles,
The children have food,
My sister-in-law is not having a hard time,
Give a few pocket money every two days.
Unexpectedly, I want to be seen by my mother.
Go to the house of commons and pull me back,
A lie. That lie lied to me,
Tell me to move my sister-in-law to the house of commons,
I took my sister-in-law to the House of Lords,
Let me go out for three days without gossip,
After I left, my previous situation improved.
My mother set up another ingenious mechanism,
The poison was put into the medicine,
She pretended to be kind and asked my sister-in-law to accept it.
I always take medicine,
Seven clever bleeds and deaths,
Go to the county government on business,
Met a cruel official,
The first lesson is reasonable,
My mother makes money,
2 1 Hall actually locked my sister-in-law in the South Prison.
I hid for three days and went home,
Seeing two children tied with ropes,
I opened the rope lock and asked them:
Only then did I know that my sister-in-law had been wronged.
Holding the hands of a pair of children into the city,
I went to the southern prison,
When uncles and sisters meet, tell them in detail.
It's hard to call Cang Wa,
Leaving a pair of unattended children,
How can I be worthy of my brother Cao Baoshan?
Think about it, think about it,
I was very angry, so I went to court to complain.
I told you it was always my fault,
Sitting in the south prison for my sister-in-law,
Speaking of Luoyang, I heard about it.
It's hard to express grievances in this life.
I didn't expect my master to ask me,
You can't drink enough bitter water,
My Lord!
You see, my body is full of grievances. . . . . .
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