1 1 June11Singles Day SMS

Singles' Day message is at11.I believe everyone knows that Singles' Day is at11every year. On this day, many people will send some messages to their relatives and friends, many of which are absurd.

165438+1October1Singles' Day SMS 1 1,165438+1October1. Just because he is not handsome, he is not married. I really want a partner to help me out. I hope that on this day next year, I will no longer be single.

2, blame me for being stupid, blame me for not being predestined, and dating several times is still a solution. I look forward to seeing friends and relatives as matchmakers, getting married and starting a career as soon as possible, ending my single career and welcoming them to Gankun.

3, whether it is summer or winter, just care about yourself; Singles' Day or Tanabata, just have a good holiday; Have fun, be safe and healthy, and find true love as soon as possible!

4, send blessings on Singles Day, please remember friends. Be sure to eat sweet, sleep sweet, be happy, be safe and healthy. Wish you a happy holiday in advance!

Well, that's a good idea-then come to me and I'll marry you. Well, I can't be cheated. I'll find you, okay? If you don't like me, leave me in a strange place, I have no place to cry! I am not stupid.

6, bachelor music, bachelor music, one person is full, the whole family is not hungry. Bachelor is bitter, bachelor is bitter, it's twenty-five, and no one can mend the broken clothes.

7. Today is the festival, and the whole world is celebrating and rejoicing. You're out of the organization. You're in tender and hot water. Do you remember being a single friend?

8. 1 1= nudity, the first 1 1 is male nudity, and the second 1 1 is female nudity, so you need11as soon as possible.

9. Once upon a time, a naked bachelor wanted to become a nunchaku and find another stick. Together, he became a double stick. Double-stick double-stick again, nunchakus become three-stick Hehe, I hope all bachelors will become three-section sticks.

10,165438+1October1,1 1. Thinking of this moment, I wonder: Mingming four groups "165438"

1 1, the world is more and more distorted, beautiful women can't find husbands, talented women can't find jobs, and unrestrained women can't find love. Happy Singles Day!

1 1 June11Singles Day SMS

1, everyone has solved it, and the beauty in the world is competing! Hold on! Victory belongs to us.

2. My friend told me this morning that he finally put a stick before Singles Day, saying that it was all the result of his hard blind date, alas! Dear single friends, try to join the blind date family!

3. Although it is not a solution at present, it is always "married young people enjoy unmarried treatment".

Tonight, I want to find a beautiful MM and say "no" to her!

Today is the festival, the whole world is celebrating and rejoicing. You're out of the organization. You're in tender and hot water. Do you remember being a single friend?

6, a person quietly drink some wine, the most miserable life in the world is this. ...

7. If you are hopelessly in love with a woman who makes you crazy in love, immediately declare: I want you to love me all over the world. If you are hopelessly in love with someone, you will bitterly expose your crime: ten men and nine bad men, don't love indiscriminately, or you will be hurt, not that I don't love, but that I am really bad.

8. Cooking for yourself means taking care of yourself. Isn't Liu Yiwei bragging about "eating every day"? It doesn't matter if the rice is burnt. When you frown, you clean it.

9, don't go home in the middle of the night, don't call to report your whereabouts; Don't worry about kneeling on the washboard when you go back; Don't worry about being followed. When I couldn't get up from work the next day, I complained to my boss, boss, do you know the pain of single men? I miss you every night, but the beauty is always far away.

10, when I met a child who called himself "uncle", I immediately told him in a stern voice: Call me big brother and I'll treat you to ice cream. Those who meet the introduction object will not refuse, and then meet again and again. Many years later, they can proudly say with a slightly sad tone: I thought I kissed N times in those years, but unfortunately I didn't declare the Guinness Book of Records.

1 1, Singles Day is obviously a good opportunity for beautiful women to choose husbands! Think about it, excellent men are usually busy with their work, and they will not feel depressed until Singles Day and go out to sit down. This is a good opportunity for beautiful women! Only once a year! You can't miss passing by! Why hasn't anyone come to pick me up after all this publicity here? )

12, bachelor is a state, no one can live up to today!

13, I sell breakfast. I got up early this morning and specially launched the "Singles Day Package", four fried dough sticks and an egg. As a result, it caused a sensation in this street, and people still come to visit it.

14, we are carefree. We don't have to worry about being cuckolded by others all day. We can also cuckold others all day and let them be turtles. How happy I am!

15, I don't have any troubles without a family. I can smoke if I want, and I can drink if I want, and my wife doesn't care. I'll have a good fight if I see anyone who doesn't like it. It's not like thinking about the past and the future when you get married and have children: if something goes wrong, your wife will run away with someone. How can the child live?

16, even if we are afraid of divorce, we will not be afraid of divorce. Who, like a housewife, wants internal disputes, and if she is not careful, her fixed assets will be reduced by half.

1 1 June11Singles Day SMS 2 Singles Day teasing SMS greetings

1, I am not bad, I borrowed someone on foot and gave a seat by car; Worship Buddha sincerely at ordinary times, without saying anything about helping others; Love the flowers of the motherland and care about scientific and technological achievements; I have a lot of friends, and I don't think women are wordy, but I haven't settled down in love and don't want to be alone.

2. Ants and butterflies are in love, birds in the tree are in pairs, cowherd and weaver girl meet, and it's time for bachelors to take off their hats. What are you waiting for, friend? Happy Singles Day!

3. Some people say that165438+1October 1 1 is gray, because you can't see the rainbow without bending. God said165438+1October 1 1 was golden, because two winged angels met in prayer that day.

4.1/Chopin in kloc-0/month,1/bachelor in kloc-0/month,1/autumn wind is a little beautiful and a little cold. You can't stop eating and drinking. Singles can't just focus on their lives, cultivate their spirits and be full of energy, and be a useful person to society.

5. 165438+ before 0: 00 pm 165438+ before 0: 00 pm, sort out11reasons and benefits of being single, and then read them to friends who are still trapped in love, detailing the miserable life of married people and inspiring them. Make him decide to be single.

6, bachelor is good, bachelor is wonderful, bachelor life screams; If you don't make noise, the life of a bachelor is really carefree; Self-mockery, self-mockery, bachelor's world is wonderful. Singles Day is coming again. I wish you happiness and sweetness! Singles Day SMS

7. Singles' Day is coming, and I am infinitely depressed when I am single. I've been trying not to tell you for so many years. Today, I have the courage to tell you that I have always liked you … the one next to me! Happy Singles Day!

8. Singles' Day Dinner: Four fried dough sticks are the four "11.11",and buns represent the middle point. This is the declaration of singles and the mascot of Singles Day.

9. Girls' Day messages are as snowy as goose feathers, and the wind is biting. Crazy feelings are frozen. Roses wither easily and are lonely for a long time. Many of them are smelly hooligans. Men should love you like the "big bad wolf" and marry you without consultation. This kind of love is decent. Before Singles' Day, you should "take off your clothes". I wish you find the right man.

10, I am a persistent and tenacious "wolf". So far single, no wife. On Singles Day, I have a car, money and a house. Many of them are smelly hooligans. Only my "big wolf" makes my love last forever. My sister is very kind. Don't let me carry it alone. I am a good role model for men. If you want to marry, marry the "wolf".

1 1, eat one, and the whole family is not hungry. Shoe your shoes and wash your face. Simple-minded, prone to fever. Spend generously and be a hero. Absolute good citizens, responding to policies. No wife, amuse yourself. Alcohol and tobacco are readily available, and newcomers are guests. Rambling, wedding. I am free, I am a happy bachelor!

12, that day, you came back from the market in sorrow and said, Oh, I had a crush on a beautiful girl for a long time when I was a child, and I met her on the butcher's chopping board today. It seems that I am destined to be single all my life. Ouch ...

13, it doesn't matter if you are alone, but a wonderful life is the most precious. Although roses will wither when they are well, love always breaks people's hearts. They will have their own happiness to pursue, and I will accompany them when they are wonderful. Happy Singles Day to my good friend!