The United States and Europe received ultimatum messages.

1. Dear audience friends, you spent a lot of money.

2. Thank you! I feel very honored that so many of you have come to see me today. ...

Everyone thinks they are stock gods, even the aunt who sells onions in the side dish market said, "I have news!" "

5. (Maglev) A large sum of money,100 billion, solved the traffic problem of 30 kilometers. (ironic enough)

6. At this time, Maijing should not be too strange! I went to my classmate's house and his mother made me a cup of malt extract. It was amazing! At that time, I gave the children malt extract! But I picked it up and looked at it. I'm dying. How can I get the opposite picture? Just put a few fucking (malted milk essence)! She thinks it's chicken essence! Also inserted a chopstick to call me: adjust a tune, adjust a tune! It was still a little confusing (turbid), very clear (very clear)! !

At the beginning of 7.08, the Prime Minister said: 2008 will be the most difficult year. Nothing happened before the Prime Minister said this. As soon as the Prime Minister's voice fell, everything happened. Do you take the train, cheat, celebrate the New Year, snowstorm, sit at home, earthquake?

8. When I was a child, my mother hit me with slippers. I hit too much. I know all her routines by heart, and I can jam them with my hands. Later, my mother's technology was innovated. She hit me with two slippers, one for faking. I played like a zebra. The female students at school saw the footprints on my face and said, "Oh, Zhou Libo, your mother bought new slippers again."

Talk in your sleep for a week

1. Recently, the CSRC issued a new regulation: from now on, the relevant departments must predict the news of the stock market crash in advance. Once the stock market crashes, three principles should be implemented: retail investors run first, large households run later, and bookmakers are not allowed to run.

2. Hong Kong's listing boom broke out in the entertainment circle, and some people even proposed to list the stars separately, which was rejected by the Securities Regulatory Commission. It is reported that there are four reasons: financial fraud, tax evasion, rapid depreciation and too much fake news.

3. In view of the growing spam messages, the Ministry of Information issued an ultimatum: where the owner receives spam messages again in the future, the telecom operator must compensate the owner, and the amount of compensation is calculated according to the number of messages, and each 50 yuan. As soon as this news came out, China Mobile and China Unicom had filed for bankruptcy protection.

The Tourism Bureau announced that it would learn from the advanced management experience of the transportation department. For example, once a tourist is found doodling in a scenic spot, he will be accused of poor painting. If convicted, the doodler will be sent to the Central Academy of Fine Arts to study for three years.

Recently, millions of viewers took to the streets to protest against TV stations and strongly resisted TV dramas being interrupted during commercial time. They claim that most TV plays are not as good as advertisements now, and we often have to wait forty or fifty minutes to see a wonderful advertisement. The TV station is so irresponsible to our audience!

6. A citizen introduced the experience of identifying counterfeit drugs: curing a disease is a good medicine; The medicine that can cure all diseases must be fake medicine; The so-called medicine for treating diseases must be poison.

7. In the future, every kind of food produced by manufacturers will be tried for three months: the boss will try it for one month, the leader of quality supervision department will try it for another month, and finally the retailer will try it for one month. If there is no problem, it proves that this food can be marketed.

8. The Ministry of Education recently issued a notice that a brand-new educational supervision system will be adopted. If there are cases where teachers physically punish and scold students at school. Once found, the teacher's parents must personally come to the school to apologize to the students. If the circumstances are serious, teachers' parents must be invited to take the teachers home for re-education.

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