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Short message skills of super brain

The best actor and his sister are three and a half years old. Author Jiang Yuenian

Chu Xiaoxiao, a child prodigy, grew up in all kinds of love, but before he was three years old,

I didn't know I had a brother until the whole family watched beginning of spring one year.

evening

Chu Xiaoxiao: This star can't sing or dance. How could she?

Last Spring Festival Gala?

Chu Fu pointed to two idiots in red on TV and introduced Mix.

This is your brother.

Chu Xiaoxiao:?

Chu Xiaoxiao: My brother made such a fool of himself at the Spring Festival Evening. What can I do in the future?

Raise your head in front of the children!

Big star Chu Xiaoyi has thousands of fans and huge traffic, but he doesn't.

I knew I suddenly had a younger sister until I finished my work during the Spring Festival.

After ...

Uncle Chu sent a text message: Go home and have a look when you are free. Your sister misses you very much.

Chu xiaoyi:?

Chu Xiaoyi: I was very busy at work, but I didn't go into the house three times, my parents.

Actually gave birth to a second child! ?

In Chu Xiaoxiao's view, even if Chu Xiaoyi is a girl's lover.

Yeah, he's just an annoying brother.

In Chu Xiaoyi's view, even though Chu Xiaoxiao is a clever god who is stunned by nature.

Tong, she is just an annoying sister.