20 funny copywriting

1. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

I really want to see fireworks, so I play spider.

I will never forget to sprinkle some Chili noodles every time I expose your scar.

It is difficult to go to school when weeding at noon. I have entered the school and stood all afternoon.

I want to be a man in my next life, and I will love my daughter-in-law well.

6. After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few words of Chinese.

7. The person I love is taken, and the person who loves me is terrible.

8. Rogue is a kind of temperament; Old hooligans are a kind of faith.

9. It's none of my business if you hate me. You make it sound as if you like me and you can sublimate my life.

10. When you see a beautiful woman in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

1 1. The so-called infidelity means that you are tired of playing with your lover and playing with another person who is tired of playing.

12. Your promise to me is like your knife to your mother, and it will never come true.

13. Master Kong, a representative figure of charm, has thousands of people soaking up every day.

14. In my dream, you told me that you didn't cry. This must be the most tearful thing in the world.

15. Never turn back to your previous state if you have nothing to do, or you will want to strangle you who died a few years ago.

16. You look best in a shirt. After eating beef rice, it will taste like a restaurant. The road at night is the best. You are so close, it is easy to kiss.

17. People say that my hair is long and my knowledge is short, so I decided to cut it short.

18. You scold, you continue to scold, tell me if you have enough, I'll go to bed first!

19. The saddest thing is that you failed all the subjects taught by the head teacher.

20. A needle has no two tips, and a person has no two pairs of body and mind.