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One day, a taxi driver felt very tired after working all day, so he wanted to drive.

The bus went home, it was already midnight.

He happened to pass the No.2 funeral home in Beishi again. He felt Mao Mao's heart and thought, "Well, you feel better.

It's strange. Let's get out of here and go home. "At this moment, a man dressed in white suddenly appeared on the side of the road.

The woman asked him to stop, and when the driver hesitated to stop, the car just stalled on the woman.

Front.

The driver feels so strange. How come...

At this time, the woman silently got on the bus "I want to go to Songshan Airport".

The woman spoke.

The driver felt even more creepy and the car could start again.

"Oh ~ ~ well, Songshan airport, right! ? "The driver said in a trembling voice.

"……"

When the car was driving, the driver looked at the woman in the rearview mirror and thought there was no blood on her face.

Color, pale, I feel as if I have arrived.

In order to stop thinking, the driver took out an apple and chewed it to eliminate his inner feelings.

Uneasy.

At this time, the woman in the back seat said, "I liked apples best before my death." Driver 1

Listen, the mouth that bit the apple not only opened wide, but also stood on end!

The woman went on to say, "But I don't like it after giving birth." ...

fortune

A mother came out with her baby and coaxed her baby on the bus.

A passenger poked his head out curiously and said, "Wow! What an ugly baby! "

Mom is sad to hear that, isn't she? ,? I kept crying and crying. Then the car stopped at a station.

Some new passengers came up. A kind passenger comforted her when she cried so sadly.

Said, "madam, why are you crying so sad?" You have to relax everything, you can't solve it. "

That thing! ! All right! All right! ! Stop crying! ! I'll get you a cup of cold water! !

Relax! ! After a while, the passenger really poured her a glass of water.

Say, "All right! ! Stop crying! ! Drink this glass of water and you will feel comfortable.

Point. Also, this banana is for your monkey! ! "

report

Cucumber has always been interested in studying biology. Once he cut off two feet of a flea, but

Then he said to the flea, jump! Jump!

As a result, fleas still jump

He cut off two more and said to the flea, jump! Jump!

Fleas still jump as expected.

Then he cut off two feet and said to the flea, jump! Jump!

At this time, the flea can't jump any more.

So, he wrote down his own experience: "A flea is deaf when it cuts off six feet"!

extract a tooth

The dentist said to the patient, "Don't be afraid. Come and have a drink to calm down. " Waiting for the patient

After drinking, after a while, the doctor asked, "How do you feel now?" "See who dare to pull me out.

Teeth? "The patient said to the doctor with red eyes.

department store

A shop assistant in a department store nagged a housewife about all the advantages of a product.

Just after the introduction, the housewife didn't respond. Finally, the salesman asked: after talking for a long time, what does your family lack?

What? The housewife bluntly said: money.