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An apology letter to an ex-girlfriend

An apology letter to my girlfriend.

Dear future wife:

Hello. According to the calculation, it is the third day after our quarrel, twelve hours and thirty-nine minutes. During this long time, I seriously reflected on myself and fully realized my mistakes. In accordance with your wishes, I gave up calling you to apologize because what you said was not profound. So I write a heartfelt comment for you. Please comment on the leadership!

First of all, I told my dear little angel about my daily movements and actions during this period: except studying, eating, sleeping, not smoking or drinking, not playing cards with my roommates, not playing cs in the computer room, and not contacting any irrelevant girls (except English teachers). I have never set foot in an Internet cafe except that I sent you an email twice on the first day and the third day. The above facts are accurate, please check.

After such a long time of contact (it has been two years and six months), you give me the impression that you are gentle, beautiful, considerate and generous, and you are an incomparable good girl, while I am lazy and frivolous, and I want you to be tolerant in many places. My behavior is even more unacceptable. Next, I will analyze my evil deeds from three aspects.

(1) About keeping dogs:

You said you must get a dog together in the future, and it's one of those big German black shells. Because you think that dog is handsome. As we all know, I have been afraid of dogs since I was a child. The scar on the mouth is a "trophy" left by forcibly kissing the dog when I was a child. But I shouldn't object to your keeping a dog on this ground, and I shouldn't get angry with you when you gently point out my shortcomings, "I'm not as handsome as Hebei." You want a dog to show that you have love. You pointed out my shortcomings and asked me to correct them. Not only did I not realize your love for "small" animals and your kindness to me, but I resolutely opposed you and stopped you. It's hateful. It's just that my family lives in a building, and it's not the first floor, but the sixth floor. What should I do?

(2) About whether I should like Jeff Chang Shin-Che Shenche.

Before the last quarrel, I entrusted you to buy the latest album and poster of Jeff Chang Shin-Che Shinche because I was busy finishing the experimental report. You said that Jeff Chang Shin-Che Shenche is a sissy, unlike men who like women. In order not to lose my manly temperament and grace, you implied that I didn't like him. Actually, if you think about it calmly, what you said is very reasonable. Apart from singing well, Jeff Chang Shin-Che Shenche really can't think of anything remarkable about him. Therefore, for Jeff Chang Shin-Che Xinche, I will ignore everything except listening to his songs.

(3) About the root cause of our quarrel-I smoke. The problem of drinking is accompanied by a review. )

Last year our department went out for an internship for a month. When I got off the bus after I came back, you hugged me tightly, and I felt very happy. After all, "it's better to separate after a long time", but you immediately let me go and asked me if I smoked during my internship. You get angry when I say no, dear. Your nose is brighter than your handsome black shell. Actually, I did. But before I came back, I had washed my coat and sprayed air cleaner twice. Out of concern for my health and your fist, I decided not to smoke at all except going to the toilet, okay? Just please be merciful and don't stipulate the number of times you go to the toilet every day, okay?

Last time I was drunk, I called your dormitory after two o'clock in the morning. It was my fault that you were scolded by your roommate. I sincerely apologize to you, and I promise I won't call you in the middle of the night after drinking too much. A: How about during the day? ) and drink less and eat more vegetables, okay? Actually, I want to hit our counselor when I wake up. If he didn't give me a scholarship, how could I be dragged to drink that day?

Because my ability to recognize mistakes is not enough and my level is not high, the big mistakes I know are the above three. If there is any omission, please ask the leader to supplement it in time. The following is a review of some minor mistakes, please have a look: