I want some jokes, be humorous.

That year, she was seventeen.

He always wears a clean white shirt and canvas shoes, with broken bangs and a sad side face that is heartbreaking.

She always wears a long pink dress with long hair like seaweed and dances with the wind like a proud princess.

Two people met that summer.

In the coffee shop, the boy is still a clean white shirt with a cup of cappuccino in his hand.

The boy said: Be my girlfriend!

The girl said, but I'm not beautiful.

The boy said: You may not be beautiful, but you must understand these things. I like you.

The girl said: I have a mole on my ass.

The boy said: I don't care, cherish the girl with a mole on her ass.

Girl takes off wig: But I'm bald!

Boys are very calm: it is said that bald girls were angels with headaches in their last lives.

The girl picked up a wet tissue and removed the makeup from her face. Her face is pockmarked: Do you still want me?

Boys turned their sad faces: they said such girls were more real.

The girl said, will you do a hundred things for me?

The boy nodded: After this 100 thing, we will never break up again.

Girl laughs: Boy, do you dare to do this to your girlfriend? You pay the bill later.

The boy smiled: dare I say such warm and overbearing words? Eat the king's meal, of course.

Then he took out a small notebook and handed it to the girl: The above is the way I summed up to eat the king's meal. Read those slightly distressed sentences. Which one did you cry?

The girl looked at the small notebook in surprise. When she read the first sentence, her heart sank, and when she read the third sentence, her eyes filled with tears. ...

The boy said quietly, 100 people who read this book, 99 cried.

Both of them were silent for a while.

Finally, the boy spoke first: I don't speak, I'm afraid I'll burst into tears as soon as I say it.

Girl: At the age of 45, you can look up at the sky, so that tears will not flow down.

The boy said: I want to go to the toilet ~ ~ ~

…………

After a while, the girl received a short message from the boy: Did you suddenly want to pee, but you were too sad to pee?

The girl will come back soon: to be a strong person, to be warm and to be conscious.

The boy sent another message: Can anyone see my fragility?

The girl paused: forgive me for not being that woman.

Boys are a little depressed: don't hurt men who look happy but can't pee.

The girl replied: I can't afford to hurt such a boy.

Boy: Sometimes, I really want to stop and hug myself.

The girl sent the last one: a strong man will stand on a tree in the bathroom.

The boy came back, still stirring the cappuccino, still looking good.

The girl trembled slightly: Do you really love me?

The boy looked deep into the girl's eyes and said, forgive a man like me.

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So, boys and girls live a happy life ~ ~ ~

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