What are some funny fake signatures?

1. When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller overnight, but it turned out that my quilt was stuck horizontally.

2. Don’t think I don’t know you are texting in class, who would giggle at your crotch.

3. When I was a senior in high school, I went to the bank to apply for a card. The counter gave me a form. The type of certificate I filled in was: rectangular.

4. I’m about to have the most cute relationship with the top students, but I’m a little shy when I think about it.

5. The wind was so strong that it messed up my hair and blew your wig off.