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Talk about the circle of friends with double eleven.

1, double 1 1, you chop, but I have to leave my hand to move bricks.

2, finished, this year's double 1 1 chop hands too late, visual inspection to pass four digits, too tempting to hurt.

3. Double 1 1 cannot submit a refund application on the same day. Think twice before chopping.

If you are single, I don't think I am.

I hate being told "Happy Singles' Day". The hateful thing is that I have to say "thank you".

6. I'm not afraid of Singles Day. I'm afraid the person I like is not Singles Day.

7. Double Eleven merchants can really play, and the shopping cart has doubled overnight.

8. I don't know what to buy for the Double Eleven. The shopping cart is still 0. Do I need to buy something? Please recommend it.