Humorous opening remarks

Humorous opening can make everyone smile and relax the atmosphere of the whole scene. The humorous opening of harmonious language can choose different ways according to different scenes and different audiences. Today, Bian Xiao will share some humorous opening remarks with you, hoping to help you.

A dazzling and humorous opening remark

Wonderful and humorous opening remarks

1. Sorry, everyone, you have come to the wrong place, and today's speech has been cancelled. I don't think we need any speeches. What we need is sincere communication. Then, our sincere communication begins today. As soon as you came on stage, you told the audience that today's speech was cancelled. Everyone will be surprised and think about what's going on. At this time, the audience's attention was completely attracted by the speaker, and then the speaker began to say, "Our sincere communication begins today." Next, start the speech. The biggest advantage of this method is that it can quickly catch the attention of the audience. )

2. "Friends, some people are really well-run and speculate well! There is a poem "knowledgeable person" that tells us: the status is not high, but there is a spirit above the head; The official is not big, but the hand is long; Si is a unique skill, only I can gain a foothold; Hold thick legs above and use them for private use below; Bragging is luck, flattery does not touch the needle, you can open the back door and talk about friendship. Without the cells of justice, without the principles and norms, alcohol and tobacco can clear the way, and money can communicate with God. Confucius said,' What is there?' "

My last name is Hu, so what I say next is nonsense, so you can't take it seriously. My name is Gu. Today is night, and there is a little moonlight in the sky, so I will become Hu with me, so what I said may be nonsense, so you can't care!

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome me to the stage. Please applaud those who like me very much. Don't applaud people who like me too much. Thank you for your cooperation. ...

This opening remark left a good impression of frankness and humor. Soon, at the "Golden Microphone Night" literary evening, I saw him smiling and said to the audience, "I'm glad to see you again, but it's a pity to see you again. ...

Wonderful and humorous speech, humorous opening skills

1, a fascinating start

The main purpose of the opening remarks is to win the attention of the audience. Because the audience's first impression of the speech will soon form, if the opening remarks can't attract them, then the rest will be wasted. Example: Suppose it is 2050. You are 65 years old. You have just received a letter. Open the envelope, there is a check for $65.438 billion. No, you didn't win any lottery tickets. When you realize that your small investment strategy of the past 40 years has finally paid off, you can't help but frown.

2. Outline the main points

Within a few seconds after you start your speech, the audience should have a good understanding of what you are going to say. Don't digress from Wan Li by telling a few jokes or examples, and forget the fundamental goal.

For example, today I will answer three questions, which will help you manage your finances. First, how do you make money? Second, how to invest? Third, how to make big money with small money?

Use humor

Humor, if used properly, can achieve good results in attracting the attention of the audience. It helps to ease the atmosphere and make them willing to continue listening to your speech.

For example:

Three company executives tried to define the word "reputation".

The first one said, "Fame is when the White House invites you to meet the President."

The second said, "Fame is an invitation from the White House. While you were there, the phone rang, but the president didn't answer it. "

The third supervisor said, "Neither of you is right. Fame means that you are invited to the White House to meet the president, and then the presidential hotline rings. He took it, listened and said, "This is for you!" " "

Today, I was invited to give a speech here, just like there was a phone call for me at the White House.