What are some funny sentences describing "rainy days"?

1, when it rains and thunders, stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross.

I want to pretend to be depressed without an umbrella when it rains. Results: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.

Funny sentences describing "rainy days"

1. It is most suitable for practicing lightness skill on water on rainy days.

God, how long do you have to pee? Cann't pee? Or is there something wrong with the prostate? ..... damn rainy days.

It has been raining these days. I guess the jade emperor is crying. This must be an unhappy marriage. There are two possibilities. One is that the queen mother has left, and the other is that she refuses to leave.

I don't want you to be negative because of me. The city with you is beautiful when it rains. From the sun after dawn to the moonlight at midnight, forget it. I won't like it. What is the secret of this sentence? Ha, I lied to you.

5. The sky is used to shelter from the wind and rain. The land is used to grow flowers and grass. I am used to proving that the world is great.

6. Woman, it rains when you cry.

On the first day of military training, the instructor said, "Don't beg for rain, it's useless. You know, when you have 7,000 people begging for rain, there are still 20,000 divisions. "

It's a windy and rainy day.

9. I hate rainy days. Come on, honey, or I'll tell mom that you stole my hand.

10, if you are fine, oh, fuck. If you're good, that's good. If you are safe, the spare tire will always exist. If you are well, it will be sunny. Oh, it will rain tomorrow.

1 1. Why does it rain during the term? It reveals the background of the story, exaggerates the bleak atmosphere and hints at the tragic fate of the characters.

12, playing outside in rainy days, dragging away when playing flip-flops.

13, big head, big head, don't worry about rain, you have an umbrella, I have a big head.

14. It always rains in recent days. I really want to throw a Sophie into the cloud and suck up all the water.

15, the deskmate sent her a text message "Let's elope", and her reply was "It's raining".