Complete works of sweet words to coax girls

Sweet words and short messages coax girls.

1, I'm so depressed, you ignore me, you know, honey, depression is not crazy, depression will die. Do you have the heart to call me crazy or die? Send a message back, don't torture the people who love you the most.

2. All the time in my life is colorful because of you; Because of you, all the troubles in my life have disappeared; With you, there is happiness and hope. You are so precious to me!

This message is just to make you laugh. If the expected punchline is achieved, my goal will be achieved. If the smile is not achieved, it means that there is something wrong with your facial nerve and you need to go to the hospital for treatment. You can't heal until you laugh. I wish you a smile and a happy mood every day.

4. Selling women's products in a store one day. Early in the morning, a large group of ladies lined up to open the door, but there was always a man who kept pushing forward and was pushed back by the ladies again and again. The man finally shouted to you, I won't open the door unless you let me through.

It is not as strong as the sun, as majestic as the sea and as lingering as the stream. There is only one heart that loves you, never stops, and has no regrets about you. Honey, I miss you!

6. Love you enough and just want to be with you; Hold your hand tightly and accompany you through the wind, frost and rain; The ends of the earth have no regrets and never give up. I will accompany you all my life. Love you for a long time!

7. As long as the heart is connected, the horizon is close at hand. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will flow through your fingers one day. I am very happy to grow up with you! Dear friend, I wish you happiness forever.

8. Give me a happy mood and let me learn to smile; Give me an extension of my soul, so that I can learn to show my face; Give me a quiet mind and let me learn to be safe; Give me a message, let me no longer be indifferent; Life without you is just upset.

Make girls happy before going to bed.

Make girls happy before going to bed.

1, I would like to become a thief, steal your true feelings, put them in a romantic heart and fight for life. Even if there is only one bowl of porridge, I will put it in your hand. It's not enough to love you in this life! Hey! Are you moved?

2, picking flowers to make garlands, not afraid of difficulties for your beauty; No matter the fire or the tip of the knife, my love for you will never change; It's never easy, because loving you is bitter and sweet; If the message is only a few words, it is to love you for ten thousand years.

I'm afraid of the dark. I want your comfort. I am very haggard. I want your comfort. I can't sleep without your concern. I can't face tomorrow without you. I will never learn without you!

There is always a scene in life called meeting. There is always a story in life called being together. Life is a play. Now, I invite you to be the leading role and play opposite me.

5. Without you in life, happiness is missing a corner; If you are not in life, there will be regrets when you are wonderful; Without you all my life, I will lose my goal. I will reassure you and never forget you!

6. either say it or hide it in your heart, it's you anyway. Care for each other and take care of each other. You don't have to meet every day, but what will last forever is your concern: take care, dear.

7. Wukong's happiest thing is not the seventy-two changes, but his freedom; The happiest thing for Tang Priest is not to be accompanied by beautiful women, but to get the true scriptures. My happiest thing is not success, but falling in love with you.

8. At night, you are in my dream; During the day, you are in my heart; Dependent, you are in my eyes; Separation, you are in my thoughts. Dear, I have you every day and never forget every minute.

9. A promise of love, waiting for a heart all my life, a warm greeting every day and a yearning for you forever. I am waiting for your reply. May my existence make you happier!

Sentences and jokes that amuse girls.

The latest sentences and jokes that make girls happy.

1, I really can't replace your mood with one sentence. ....

2. After knowing you ... I realized that I can give so willingly. ........

I thought I could be strong without you ... and finally I knew I couldn't. ....

I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together, if we make girls happy.

Add your heart to mine, even if it is painful, I will try it. ..

6. You are the one who always supports me when I am in the most difficult time!

7. Do you know that my loneliness for a hundred years is only for you? The love song of the Arabian Nights is only for you.

8. Day and night can't stop our deep thoughts!

9. I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, illuminating my life forever. .....

10, I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly. ......

1 1. Looking for you in the crowd is like shoveling all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't make a wish, hope for an afterlife.

If the wife is angry, make her happy and sweet talk.

Honey, don't be angry. I will listen to you in the future. I won't talk back to you. I want to wash clothes. I'll cook. I'll mop the floor. I will make money. I'll take care of it when I earn it. Smile.

Honey, I'm yours. Nobody can change that, okay?

Honey, don't be angry. Didn't you fancy that dress? I'll buy it tomorrow. I want the hat you like. I will also pull your hair with you. I'll take you to KFC. I will buy you a flower every day. I will do anything for you. Smile!

I'm sorry to see you like this.

I only have two days, one day to be born and one day to die. I only have two days, one is hope and the other is despair. I only have two days, one to love you and the other to love you!

Although you cry beautifully, don't be angry, but according to scientific proof, angry crying will make people get old quickly and become unattractive.

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How old are you? Why aren't you beautiful? I will love you as always. But you like beautiful ones, so you can't cry in the future.

There is no reason to love you. If there is a reason, it is because of your existence. Can't discuss a love, a love. If I can, can I love you in another way?

Honey, don't cry. You know, if you cry for one minute, my life will be shortened by one day. If you want me to die early, you can cry for a few days.

You've been crying for hours now, and I'll live a few months less. Honey, I'm leaving first. But it can be redeemed. Because every minute you laugh, I live another day.

If I were an ancient emperor, people would ask me whether I love my country or my wife. I will definitely choose a wife.

I can't eat in the morning because I miss you; I can't eat at noon because I miss you more; I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily; I can't sleep at night because ... I'm hungry.

All my worries, all my thoughts, past, present and future can only be summarized in one voice and tone. If it rings, it can only be: I love you!

Wife ... I'm so stupid, you're angry. I don't know how to make you happy. But you are really the most beautiful in my heart.

The woman with the gentlest temper, the best cooking, the brightest mop, the cleanest clothes and the best housekeeper is really lucky to marry you. Really happy.

Honey, don't be sad. Actually, I really love you. I really love you. Just like mice love rice, wolves love sheep, and fish can't live without water, just like beggars love chicken legs, just like Yang Guo loves little dragon girls, just like you love banknotes. ...

You are my heart, you are my liver and you are three quarters of my life. You are my stomach. You are my lungs. Without your smile, I will collapse!

Husband: Don't be angry with your wife. I will never quarrel with you again. I will love you and make you the third happiest person in the world!

Wife: The third happiness? Even if you are the first happiness, I am the second happiness! ... hum!

Husband: You are the third happiness and I am the second happiness. Our baby is the first happiness.

Smile, wife, I'll make you some poems!

Money is precious, but life is more expensive. If it's for your wife, you can throw them both away.

Born as a wife, died as a ghost!

Wife's wife is really beautiful, with watery eyes, small cherry mouth and slender legs. Better than a beautiful wife. My wife is standing on the stage. The younger sister in the world sighs!