A copy of an absolutely hilarious joke

1. If you do it well, you are confident! This shameless thing, when done well, is called excellent psychological quality!

2. A simple child like me never analyzes the history problems of intrigue, let alone do the math problems with so much heart!

3. I used to be a husband and wife, now I am a mobile phone, one in my hand, forever, the mobile phone is not in my hand, and there is no soul!

4. Others fall in love by looks, routines and money! And I am much simpler, only relying on each other's blindness!

5. A single man is called single dog, and a single woman is called Goubuli!

6. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high!

7. You can't wake up people who can't return your message, but red envelopes can!

8. I am in a regular state every day Don't wake up in the morning, don't wake up in the afternoon, fight chicken blood at night, and regret at midnight!

9. When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I am always at home!

10. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end being single, such as your seven aunts and eight aunts!

1 1. A person suddenly contacts you, normal, he is looking for a spare tire; It's normal to suddenly stop contacting you. You are just a spare tire. I contacted you again one day, which is quite normal. You are a good spare tire. Then I stopped contacting you. It's still normal. There is a better spare tire than you!

12. I am dizzy now. The doctor said I had hypoglycemia. Say something sweet to me!

13. Look at your back. I thought you could be fascinated by thousands of troops. I really underestimated you when you turned around. You are fully capable of scaring millions of heroes!

14. Everyone says I have a bad temper! Just kidding, I am good-looking and good-tempered, so come on!

15. In fact, the girl who cries for a single aristocrat has a group of spare tires around her, silently guarding her, not really wanting to be single, she is just "choosing dishes"!

16. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die! But it turns out that I am not afraid of death at all!

17. Sometimes you never know how brave you are if you don't push yourself. I tell you, I dare to stand and talk to my girlfriend now!

18. If you think I'm wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hold back your illness!

19. Those who look good can be called foodies, and those who don't look good can only be called gits! It is true that ugly people play pranks, because good-looking and unreasonable is called coquetry!

One day, you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds, your money and your good girl!