April Fool's Day is the most sincere blessing to crosstalk (April Fool's Day crosstalk tape)

April Fool's Day is the most sincere blessing. Tell me a joke 1. I'm a little afraid of you because I'm afraid of my wife, but I actually love and respect you!

2. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unswerving heart.

I am possessive, so don't leave if you are close to me.

4. As long as your feet are still on the ground, don't take yourself too lightly; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.

Let's commit a perfect crime: I will steal your heart and you will steal mine.

6. Hello, we are the Admissions Office of Fool College. After repeated investigations, we decided to accept you as a student in our college on April Fool's Day, with free tuition and free accommodation. Your student number is: 2222; The scientific name is: Fool Ichiro!

7. The sweet words of Valentine's Day fool you, but the truth of April Fool's Day won't impress you!

8. If you dare to confess to others on April Fool's Day, I will dare to bury you in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

9. I still like you very much, like the wind has traveled eight thousand miles, regardless of the return date. I still like you very much, like the old play in the old city, soft language.

10, maybe your love is a lie to me. Sorry, happy April Fool's Day.

1 1, there is always a heart waiting in the world, calling for another heart.

12, I always feel that something is wrong, maybe it is your lack.

13. To be a man, you should leave a place for a fool, do stupid things, live like a fool, and do stupid things with a career. I found you playing with water today, a fish that escaped from the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

Me Before You, I don't believe a word of it. What word? You had me at hello.

15, the biggest joke on April Fool's Day is that no one plays jokes on me.

16, don't think you are a carrot, the rabbit needs you, maybe the rabbit will drink carotene now.

17, the most painful tacit understanding, April Fool's Day, the phrase "I like you too" that you cooperated with.

18, I want to hear you say I love you, even on April Fool's Day.

19, April Fool's Day, the most wanted joke, shall we make up?

20. When you are happy, I will stare at you and stare at me to be happy.

2 1, when you were born, there was a whirlpool in your head, and you couldn't see it with your black fingers. Two leaves covered your face, and the rivers and lakes flew over the walls, making chickens fly and dogs bark and the beauty dumbfounded. I think I am the leader of the Beggars' Sect, but I actually live in a mental hospital. If you don't accept this statement, see you on April Fool's Day!

22. My luck ran out at the moment I met you again, and my life began to light up at that moment.

23. Whoever lets me celebrate April Fool's Day will let me celebrate Tomb-Sweeping Day.

24, April Fool's Day should be careful, and the reason for deceiving people is very justified. It is normal for a master to be fooled by a fool. There are many tricks, and fools are laughed at by fools. Intelligence quotient is high or low, stupidity is the same. Happy April Fool's Day!

25. Although we live far apart, if our hearts are in the same direction, even if we are together day and night, the moonlight of love will light up our dreams.

26. When you are by my side, medicine is sweet, snow is warm, and even the storm is lovely.

27. Nobody confessed to me on April Fool's Day. It seems that I really have no one to love.

28. Some people, once met, will look for 10,000 years; Some heart, once started, flowing water under the bridge.

29, Jiang Chunshui Jiang Tao, one mountain is higher than the other. Send a message to the straw bag. The straw bag must take out his mobile phone. Take out your mobile phone and look down, and find yourself an idiot. Happy April Fool's Day.

30. I'm not promising. I just want to spend your money, sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.

3 1, I don't like this world, I only like you, and I like the world with you.

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!

33. Can I say I like you only on April Fool's Day?

34. Confessions are all said on April Fool's Day, and breakups are all said on Qixi.

35. April Fool's Day is here. I wish you to be a fool and worry less. If you are stupid, smile; Don't get angry, it's easy to get old; Hahahaha smiles and always hugs when he is happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

36. Today is April Fool's Day, you should be careful; Friends have bad intentions and make you happy; Someone is kind, don't be sincere; Always be careful, be careful when carving; Send you a concern, may you feel at ease today. Happy April Fool's Day!

Don't lie to me on April Fool's Day, because I will take it seriously!

From tomorrow's weather forecast, I predict that I will like you tomorrow.

39. April Fool's Day dares to tell the truth, but others always treat it as a joke.

40. I'd like to see which little gay guy will rob my man.

4 1, I have nothing to talk about with you except love.

42, so many days of waiting will soon have the result, April Fool's Day begins, I hope God will not joke with me.

43. This short message is very good. You will be lucky when you receive it. The youth forwarded is not old, and the banknotes sent in groups will follow. The content is: April Fool's Day should be civilized, and it is fun to tell good jokes! Send it in groups!

44. Will you believe me only when I say I like you on April Fool's Day?

45. April Fool's Day is not a holiday for fools, but an opportunity for swindlers to tell the truth.

46. Stop to fall in love with LAM Raymond and go to Wushan for sex.

47. Among my friends, I like you best. You are gentle, kind and good-natured. You can make money by working hard. You are healthy and have no disease. The leader praises your colleagues, and smiles without bothering. The most enviable thing is that I set up an April Fool's Day for you. Everyone sends you messages.

48, you, let me pervert; You fascinated my sight; You make me inexplicably sad and happy; You, make my world spin; You, let my thoughts spread; You, be my future partner. Would you like to?

What I said on April Fool's Day was not a joke, but the truth that only April Fool's Day dared to tell.

50. I want to tell you on April Fool's Day that I still love you, but unfortunately I am not qualified to lie to you.

April fool's day is very interesting. Tell me about taking pictures.

April Fool's Day is not a holiday for fools, but an opportunity for swindlers to tell the truth.

We have known each other for so long, do you know that I have a special hobby? I just love you very much.

3, I don't have too many sweet words, I only have a heart that loves you forever. It was not easy for us to meet. Do you really want this love to blow away like the wind? The deeper you love, the more painful your heart is. Leaving you is my most painful choice.

I have never loved anyone, you are the first one. I'm afraid I'm not doing well, which makes you feel that love is nothing more than that.

5. On April Fool's Day, how many people say what they really mean, but they are regarded as jokes.

6, it is difficult to confuse, do not paint and paste; If you are smart enough to do things, you should be stupid but not stupid; Stupid is not stupid. It is a blessing to play the fool and be fully distracted. Blessed are fools, and contented are always happy. Happy April Fool's Day, silly!

7. I have no advantage. The best thing is that I am a good person.

8. I confessed on Valentine's Day, but he refused on April Fool's Day, and it suddenly dawned on me.

9. Nowadays, children's paper breaks up and chooses Valentine's Day, and the world of April Fool's Day is upside down.

10, I don't want to complain about life with you. Then I want to hug you.

1 1. On April Fool's Day, someone made a rumor that I was married. Now let me clarify that this is not a rumor.

12, for the people who love you and the people you love, and for yourself, refuse temptation, grasp yourself, cherish life, and be safe all your life! Health first, always happy!

13, uncle, borrow the donkey. Happy April Fool's Day.

14, I'll let whoever lets me spend April Fool's Day in Tomb-Sweeping Day!

15, some jokes are serious as soon as they start. For example, I like you.

Finally, on Valentine's Day, I saw the power of April Fool's Day.

17, since I'm here, can I not go?

18, Happy April Fool's Day, let you and I be fools today, but only I will be wise tomorrow.

19, April Fool's Day, the teacher actually let us go to class. The more I think about it, the worse it gets We can't be fooled

20. We should be careful about all the notices today. We should not give out bonuses. We don't believe in emergency meetings. The leader called but didn't listen. Some people don't want to invite guests. Some people don't want to give gifts. After receiving the happy message, we insisted on not laughing. Be smart on April Fool's Day and don't be fooled!

2 1, every year today, fools don't care, and cheat you to laugh happily. Being cheated is unconscious, only knowing that you are stupid. Friends joke together and dance happily. April Fool's Day, I wish my friends understanding and happiness!

22, you are angry like an angel; You dance like a swan stretching yourself; You walk like a mandarin duck doing sports. Your charm hides a knife, and your charm is better than a cat; To tell the truth, you are as beautiful as a demon! Happy April Fool's Day!

I really don't understand why you did that. Do you really think you are right? Have you thought about the consequences? You really should think about what you did that day. I'm sure you won't forget it. To tell you the truth, I want you to cook me a delicious meal on April Fool's Day.

It's been so long, and you're still so embarrassed.

25. Don't tell me what to do without a lover on Valentine's Day. There are no dead people in Tomb-Sweeping Day's house. Is it necessary to kill several people?

26, has always been shallow, but deep, since the harp, why Shengxiao Mo.

27. April Fool's Day can deceive feelings, but not my money.

28. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you.

29. You borrowed clothes from Baiyun, borrowed wings from a bird, flew in front of me and said, That's what a bird is like! Happy April Fool's Day!

30. The big button is you, the little button is you, Patrick is you, the little star is you, Lei Zhenyu is you, the big storm is you, Teddy is you, the baby is you, the pig is you, and you will be the rest of your life.

3 1, it's April fool's day again. I wonder how many people will tell the truth under the disguise of fools.

I love you so much that even if I try to express how much I love you, I still can't explain it.

33. Our love can only be separated by rubber!

34. I want to travel with you, swim over the mountains above and play in the water below.

Don't take my praise for you as an unnecessary misunderstanding.

36. On April Fool's Day, you were stupid enough to win the whole world, but you couldn't win your heart.

37. Cute, I'm interviewing. Interview for what? Interview your girlfriend.

38. Lonely people are not even qualified to be cheated on April Fool's Day.

Hey, I have a crush on you for a long time! If you can't eat well or sleep well, be friends if you want! No matter how important others are, they can only be in my eyes, but you and I have always cherished them in my heart.

40, you: beautiful and cute! Smart and more character! Kindness and courage! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. Lend it to you on April Fool's Day!

4 1, I am a pessimist, but I fantasize so much about your bright future.

42. Ring the bell of April Fool's Day and let your thoughts stretch in the play; Send a teasing message to make happiness sing in the festival; Bless a sweeter life and let happiness grow in life. Happy April Fool's Day to colleagues!

43. Many people tell the truth on April Fool's Day, but they usually tell lies.

I bet my tongue can beat you.

45. It's April Fool's Day again, so you can confess to the person you like.

46. I was waiting for April Fool's Day, and you lied to me with your truth.

47. When you receive a message, you will look brand-new and learn how to be a man. If you read this message, you will become a fool. If you don't do this, you will become a fool. Deleting it proves that you are an idiot. The reply shows that you are not an adult. This message is a scam, and it will be sent to a fool on April Fool's Day. Happy fool!

48. In fact, I am trying so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

49. I don't quite understand what you mean. If I knew what you meant, I wouldn't ask you if you knew what you meant. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!