Monday greeting humor

I believe that every morning, when I raise my eyes, Xia Guang always welcomes a gorgeous Changfeng Wan Li. When I step forward, the sun will point to the open road. The following is a humorous greeting I arranged for you on Monday. I hope you like it!

1. After getting up in the morning, please open your sleeping heart before opening the window. In this way, the outdoor wind can blow into your heart. So, every day, the first thing you have to do is to be happy!

Good Monday morning, with refreshing greetings and warm wishes. Good morning, a good start. I wish you energetic, energetic, happy and all the best today!

3. Good Monday morning. Have you eaten? If you don't eat, I'll give you a plate of duck to make you homesick. There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; With soup, you will always be healthy; Another drink will make you happy for a long time. Add another bowl of rice, and love will always be with you.

4. Good Monday morning! Thank you for spending every day with me. I wish you wonderful every day, safe every step, happy every moment and happy every minute.

Morning light is the theme of my greeting. May you be happy and colorful today; The rising sun is the carrier of my wish. May your task be promoted step by step! Good Monday morning!

6. I will be happy when I receive blessings in the morning, and I will be happy for one year when I receive blessings in the spring; It's morning and spring. I extend my best wishes to you and wish you happiness. Enjoy every second of the morning.

7. I am happy to receive blessings one morning, and I am happy to receive blessings one summer. It's morning and summer. I send my blessing to you, wishing you happiness every second!

8. May you bring laughter at weekends, laughter at outings, laughter at parties, laughter at reunions and laughter in dreams; Welcome to work on Monday. It's really refreshing. I wish you a bright and healthy life in the new week. Your performance is jumping up and down, and money runs around you!

9. A butterfly is for you. May you have happy wings and send you in the breeze. I hope you feel better and send you a text message. May you shine every day! I wish you a new start on Monday!

10. A day's plan lies in the morning. Greetings in the morning-SMS in the morning. I wish you happiness from morning.

1 1. It's a sunny Monday. I was in a meeting just now. Say good Monday morning when I am late, a new start, come on!

12. There is always a feeling of trance on Monday. It seems that the whole person has not woken up from his sleep!

13. Depression on Monday: I feel tired if I don't want to move, tired if I feel tired, sleepy if I don't want to make progress, sad if I feel sad, tired if I move, and sleepy if I feel tired.

14. On Monday, I wish everyone a happy mood! Getting up is the pain of breathing. It struggles in every cell of me. It hurts to be woken up, it hurts when the alarm clock rings, and it even hurts when the alarm clock rings. Monday. I really don't want to get up in the morning.

15. On Monday, we should be happy, happy, strong, warm, sincere, generous, tolerant, smile and make unremitting efforts!

16. Monday, the workload is very heavy, very heavy. Full of motivation. Let's go

17. A new week, a new day, a new beginning.

18. I believe that in every morning, when I raise my eyes, Xiaguang will always usher in a gorgeous Wan Li. When I step forward, the sunshine will show me all the open roads. Have a nice morning.

19. The angel asked me to tell you that you are as lucky as the stars in the sky and as happy as the fish in the sea! Open your eyes in the morning, and the first ray of sunshine shines on you, which is the beginning of everything! I wish you happy every day!

20. Send you a blank sheet of paper, draw a blueprint and splash ink on life poems. I sent you clay tablets to print movable type, and Hongyan spread books thousands of miles. Send you a happy compass, and the happy pointer leads the voyage. Send you a sweet powder keg to detonate happiness! Good morning!

2 1. How time flies! It's been this week. After two days of rest, it is difficult to wake up on Monday morning; If you want to be late, deduct the money and get up quickly. Focus on your work, don't forget that the purpose is to make money!

22. Let troubles wither like autumn leaves, let happiness blow like spring breeze, let happiness bloom like flowers, and let a beautiful life be everywhere like warm short messages. Have a nice morning!

23. Listen to hope in the morning, happiness will ring and happiness will be endless; If you are lucky, you will have endless luck; Ruyi sings softly, and the financial resources are constantly extended. Good Monday morning, my friend!

24. The morning sunshine passed through the golden wheat field, and the scarecrow opened his sleepy eyes lazily. The most beautiful scenery is fixed in the mature season in an instant, and the best wishes send my thoughts to you in a finger. Good Monday morning.

25. When the snow falls all over the city in winter, spring is no longer far away; When the night is in a trance, the dawn is in front of the steps; When loneliness darkens the spring of the soul, please don't forget that the moonlight of friendship has filled the window. Happy Monday

26. I sincerely wish you: giggle at work and skip off work! Humming a tune in my mouth, I unconsciously went out of tune! After work at noon, I make a hullabaloo about. At night, I snore and sleep! I woke up in the morning startled: late again!

27. Good Monday morning! May you have a good mood today!

28. May you bring laughter at weekends, laughter at outings, laughter at parties, laughter at reunions and laughter in dreams; Welcome to work on Monday. It's really refreshing. I wish you a bright and healthy life in the new week. Your performance is jumping up and down, and money runs around you!

29. Get up and say hello to Monday morning. Wear clothes consciously in cold weather, take medicine actively and drink hot water when you have a cold. Feel lonely, hug yourself, feel tired, have a rest and love the only one in the world. Good Monday morning.

30. Getting up is the pain of breathing. It struggles in every cell of me. It hurts when you wake up, the alarm clock rings, it hurts when you get up, it hurts when you get up, and it hurts even more. It hurts most when you don't want to get up. Haha, make you laugh in the morning!

3 1. Good morning on Monday! Thank you for spending every day with me. I wish you wonderful every day, safe every step, happy every moment and happy every minute.

32.good morning! It's Monday again, so we have to go our separate ways.

33. The angel asked me to tell you that you are as lucky as the stars in the sky and as happy as the fish at the bottom of the sea! Open your eyes in the morning, and the first ray of sunshine shines on you, which is the beginning of everything! I wish you happy every day! The plan of the day lies in the morning, morning greeting-morning greeting information, I wish you happiness from the morning.

34. After getting up in the morning, please open your sleeping heart before opening the window. In this way, the outdoor wind can blow into your heart. So, every day, the first thing you have to do is to be happy!

This is a unique message of happiness, happiness and good luck. It contains my greetings, and my simple wishes sneak into your mobile phone. I wish you happiness every day! Please send it to the partner you miss, and don't keep it for yourself.

36. You are the headline of sunshine, you are the special report of milk, you are the main title of happiness, you are the special application of happiness, beautiful morning, beautiful you, dear, good Monday morning.

37. Don't be indifferent to tenderness because of too much busyness, and don't drown out enjoyment because of too much seeking. () Work is not the whole of life. Stop, hurry up, please enjoy the blessings of life! Happy Monday!

38. The water entering the Gobi is the most precious; Heavy night lights are the most precious; Friendship is the most precious in the vast sea of people; A happy life and well-being are the most precious; May you have all the most precious and beautiful equipment!

39. Monday jump, like a mischievous troublemaker, tries his best to deal with it. He has long forgotten the happiness of the weekend and started to concentrate on moving forward, just to become a pioneer in his work!

40. The weekend passed quietly and Monday suddenly came. All the worries and troubles are over, and everything has to start over. I extend my best wishes to you. I wish you all the best and have a good mood every day!

4 1. Happy New Year from China Mobile! At the same time, I would like to remind you that Mr. XXX sent you love words all night last night, which was regarded as irrigation by our company. Our company has stopped the short message function of this mobile phone, resulting in Mr. XXX's depression, trance, lack of thoughts about tea and rice and insanity. China Mobile apologizes for this, please give Mr. XXX more care and attention. thank you

42. I sincerely wish you: giggle at work and skip off work! Humming a tune in my mouth, I unconsciously went out of tune! After work at noon, I make a hullabaloo about. At night, I snore and sleep! I woke up in the morning startled: late again!

43. This is a unique message of happiness, happiness and good luck. It contains my greetings, and my simple wishes sneak into your mobile phone. I wish you happiness every day! Please check it and send it to your missing partner. Don't keep it for yourself.

44. Find some leisure, find some time, and ask your other half to go out more. Bring a smiling face, a blessing and send a short message to your real partner. Time often has a companion, but not often. Always take time to bless an absent partner, and always be happy! Good Monday morning!

45. The water entering the Gobi is the most precious; Heavy night lights are the most precious; Friendship is the most precious in the vast sea of people; A happy life and well-being are the most precious; May you have all the most precious and beautiful equipment!

46. A bird flying freely in the sky is happy for it; The stars guard the bright moon, which is happiness for it; On this most beautiful morning, I send my greetings to you. Good Monday morning!

47. Listen to hope in the morning, happiness will ring and happiness will be endless; If you are lucky, you will have endless luck; Ruyi sings softly, and the financial resources are constantly extended. Good Monday morning, my friend!

48. There is always a feeling of trance and unreality on Monday, as if the whole person has not woken up from sleep!

49. A butterfly is for you. May you have happy wings and send you in the breeze. I hope you feel better and send you a text message. May you shine every day! I wish you a new start on Monday!

50. Good Monday morning. Have you eaten? If you don't eat, I'll give you a plate of duck to make you homesick. There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; With soup, you will always be healthy; Another drink will make you happy for a long time. Add another bowl of rice, and love will always be with you.