Humorous message

If you want to leave, just tell me

If you don’t tell me, how will I know you want to leave?

Could it be that if you tell me, I won’t let you go

There is no way I won’t let you go

I will tell you:

It’s a good journey!

2. If I don’t Knowing you, I might not be so unlucky!

Wish you: early arrival

Address: Universe Town, Global Village

Blood type: Ask the Mosquito

3. If you were a meteor, I would wait for you;

If you were a satellite, I would install you;

It’s a pity that you are a gorilla, I can only visit you in the zoo.

4. Boys like you are so rare,

But it’s hard to handle all boys like you.

It’s up to you. (Applicable to boys)

5. Do everything calmly,

Do everything calmly,

Do everything Remember God.

Don’t tell anyone you are crazy wherever you go!

6. You are so handsome and cool that it is beyond description.

If I lose you, my intestines will turn green.

I will lose my courage in life, and study will no longer be possible.

Emotions will no longer be sweet, and the earth will have no gravity. ,

In short, there is only one sentence left, I can’t live without you!

7. Name: Damn! Can’t read photos? Who is the editor-in-chief of this classmate record? I’ll kill it. Him!!

Gender: Look at the photo! Is the editor-in-chief of the classmate record out of his mind? Isn’t it clear from the photo?

Blood type: I don’t know... Qian Don’t do experiments on me!!

Hobbies: There are too many. The number of hobbies that turned Bill Gates’ money into one dollar is probably not as many as mine. However, my favorite... As we all know, what do children in the 21st century like most? Of course, going to Internet cafes!

Constellation: ***, why are you asking in such detail? (If the person who registered your classmate is (Same sex as you), you are not a homosexual, are you?

(If the person recruited for your classmate is of the opposite sex to you), I am not handsome, please don’t ask me to be your husband/wife...

Date of birth: For my own safety, please look at the horoscope and take a guess.

Dream: Swallow the sun in one gulp in summer, and pull it out like shit in winter.

Of course, there is also ￥￥￥, it is best to drown me (Golden Sea).

Play the game crazily for a hundred centuries!! Until the sun is destroyed!!

Specialty: I can’t observe myself, I have no brains.

Mantra:..., my choice is Bike (reprinted by Jay Chou's absolute saying)/

......, XX, you listen to me (reprinted by Li Yuchun's absolute saying)/

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..., I'm angry (reposting Rock Lee's absolute sayings)/

..., don't say I'm a loser again! (reprinting Uzumaki Naruto's absolute sayings).

Favorite Celebrity: No need to ask? Who is the most popular today?~!·#￥￥…………——*(*—)(……—*……—￥…… ￥##￥(There are too many, so I won’t give examples one by one, otherwise people would be jealous because of their love).

Dreams:

I have nothing to say to you,

I just wish you smooth sailing and sacrifice along the way;

8. I wish you all the best. You always smile (you deserve to die)!

9. Message from "Genius":

Even if————, you still————

Although————, but————

If————, we still————

Because————, so————

(My own idea)

May the friendship last forever!

10. To be honest, you are a pretty good person,

You are quite good-looking. You have a good figure and a good figure,

No matter whether we meet or not in the future,

But I will always wish you the best!

My dear, here is a message for you:

Death early, reincarnation early!

11. Monitor: Brother, take care of yourself and be safe along the way. This is my last order to you, even though you have been under my command for four years. Never listened to my orders once.

Tablemate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, I don’t have to sit with you anymore!

Music class representative: You must not sing after graduation! I am not afraid that you will attract wolves.

I am afraid that you will sing wolves to extinction. I am not trying to scare you. The songs you sing can scare wolves to death!

The monitor’s final message : Let’s not see each other again, let’s say goodbye forever!

English class representative: If you have the chance to see foreigners, don’t talk to them.

Try to stay away. The English you speak can only be understood by Martians!

12. It is another season full of farewell melancholy, but now the communication is so developed, with the Internet and telephones

I won’t give it You left a message!

A collection of humorous graduation messages or super humorous classics for middle school students:

We are the occasional knife in the rivers and lakes...

I I hope that all that is lost is time

I will have a wife in the future!!

Eat fat every day and be a groom every night.

Marry a rich man!

Wish everything the best

Come to my house to herd sheep when you have time

Given to me by a female classmate In one sentence, I don’t know if he is praising me or scolding me: "Except for having a bright and carefree smile, you are useless!"

Today’s separation is for a better reunion in the future.

Lord is not laughing at the death scene, how many people have fought in ancient times?

Professional, there is no other way

A boy left a message to me: Like you Girls like you are so rare, but it’s so hard to handle girls like you. It's up to you.

Whenever you see a handsome guy in the future, think of me

The relationship with you can be described by the curve of a higher-order equation...

Message from the head teacher: With you The relationship between Cheating notes, skipping classes to dance together, playing pranks on boys together, going shopping and watching movies together, buying cheap clothes together, and then wearing them together to show off on the tree-lined avenues of the school...

Dear, is there anyone more similar than us?

When I was in the first year of junior high school, I wrote a graduation album because of the class division. I just read it and a classmate said this:

When I meet you in twenty years, you will see me in a suit and leather shoes, chic and handsome. Maybe you will like me then, but I will not necessarily fall in love with you. You sing so beautifully that I mistakenly I thought it was Yang Mian.

Note: Yang Mian is recognized as an ugly girl in our school.

It’s hard to imagine that it was written by a boy of only 12 or 3 years old. Ha

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When I was in college, a fellow student who graduated in the same year gave me this gift:

My life ideal: one acre of land, two cows, a wife and children!

I hope that in a few years I can be your child's godfather later!

An old cousin from Jiangxi said: "Spread the branches and leaves, and blessings will reach your descendants!"

A Shanxi buddy said: A talented person must I am in good company!

When I was a freshman in high school, I left a message to a female classmate who was studying liberal arts: The right path in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life.

It was previously rumored that she worked as a mannequin for an art teacher. I thought she was naked. . . . .

Wu Shanqing, Yue Shanqing

The green mountains on both sides of the Taiwan Strait greet each other

Farewell sentiments from classmates in General Guan

A message from me, a classmate Meng: best wishes You have delicious food every day

If you get divorced, you must think of me!

I love you

Remember that I am your forever friend!

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When we were in junior high school, everyone encouraged us: Where there is a will, things can come true. If you break the cauldron and sink the boat, one hundred and two Qin Pass will eventually belong to Chu

When you were in high school, there was a heroic saying: Twenty years later, welcome to Huaihua Rentang is here as a guest

University, haha, a little sour:

The farewell banquet is over, and the farewell song begins

Broken bridge and lonely mountain are now farewell

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Old Yan returns with new mud in his mouth

When will you return with honor?

The mountains are beautiful and the water in the pond is clear

Four years The years are always passing by,

When you leave, you must have the ambition to serve the country,

Never forget the spring breeze and the rain!

You often say that people need to be respectful, but why are you always so polite to me? Fierce

People fly, love goes with them~~~

Junior high school: Never bully the weak, otherwise the pain of being bullied will inspire the desire for revenge.

A female classmate was retained

But until now, I haven’t figured it out.

From beginning to end, you go from ordinary to great.

8 words: Don’t lose heart, you are still saved.

After four years of knowing each other, you left gently, not taking away any good things, but leaving behind a piece of shit, it stinks, it stinks!

I made a fortune. Forget old classmates!

A female classmate who has never noticed:

This feeling can be recalled in memory

It was just that I was at a loss at the time

Graduation message from high school, a pervert said to me:

"Love you until marriage"

Elementary school: I hope you cherish friendship as much as I do (haha, so silly )

The messages from junior high school are all long and touching. I was moved when I read them, but now I can’t remember a single sentence.

High school: The sky is still calm, the birds have flown over, and my heart is still waiting. You

You didn’t even think about leaving a message in college, and it was too late to find a job

I didn’t seem to be very sensible when I was in elementary school;

In junior high school, everyone wrote one

It was amazing in high school. It was such a tight time to prepare for the exam, but as long as I asked others to write it after a few days, I would get it back with several pages, mainly comments on me, which was very touching.

Among them, "Every time you hear the sound of silence, you will think of me" is very harmful. Every time you hear it, you will think of her. Depressed...

I wanted to write about it in college~~ I have no chance, no time, and no mood.

I probably should probably never forget you

Due to being introverted and silent, a classmate left a message: Silence that is innocent and pure can often move people more than words.

Although the three years have been short, looking back at the road we have traveled, there are some twists and turns, and most of them are flat and comfortable. There are successes and failures on the road of life. Please believe that "people with ambition" "Everything is done through competition."

I don’t know how many stars are obsessed with it. How can I erase this unbroken attachment with a wave of my hand? Even if the scenery in the future is more beautiful and better, I can’t just throw it away. Show a smile, even though you say farewell to ordinary things in life, it is difficult to say goodbye when you really say goodbye.

In the past, when I came to think about you, there were many peaches and plums; now I am leaving, and the willows are still there.

The south wind blows gently again, and the time of getting together is quick.

Dear friends, please don’t be sad and cherish each other after parting.

Don’t be melancholy under the willow shade. My classmates have been together for several years, and I have thousands of thoughts on the journey. May friendship turn into a force for progress!

My friends, we have to temporarily We are separated; I will no longer say the words "treasure and cherish". In this night that is about to go away, we work hard to cast a few small morning stars; although there is not much light, it can still make those who go early happy.

Can you give me a handkerchief? Let a sail float in my heart.

The time to leave has come, let us go! There is no need to regret or say goodbye. Even if the singing gradually becomes silent, our hearts will keep beating forever.

If I could, I would put everything in my heart into today's separation. But I can't! Then, let's break up in silence! You know, this is the silence of a volcano, it is better than any words of farewell!

Meet and say goodbye, return to sail and leave the shore, it is the past The end of joy is the beginning of future happiness.

Facing the banquet laid by the years, we smiled at each other and drank diligently, as if all the unsaid love and reluctance were hidden behind the words. Because we all understand that there will never be a more mellow and beautiful wine than this glass of wine in our hands.

Your figure is a sail, and my eyes are like a river. How many times I want to keep you, but finally I can’t. I know that friendship is rare in the world, but freedom is more precious.

You are finally leaving, but you have left the image of the flower, the fragrance of the flower, and the hope that we can water together. From now on, as long as I think of you, my years will always be bright and fragrant.

Getting together is not the beginning, and separation is not the end. Countless beautiful moments of classmates over the years will be forever engraved in my memory...