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What are the hilarious moments in the process of eating chicken?
Today, I played a game with my friend and got a child. The thief is cute. He invited us to skydive, but we didn't fly, so we left by ourselves. After a while, he started talking, which probably meant that he got stuck and accidentally hung up. From the sound, he could tell that he was quite young. (Kid No.1, my friend No.2, the other teammate I matched No.3, I am No.4) My friend began to tease him: Nothing, nothing, can you take us to eat chicken? I haven't eaten chicken for a long time. I really burst into laughter (my friend is a boy I know by matching, he is a super powerful person, and we both ate two handfuls of chickens before matching this child). He said: No problem, as long as you don't die, pick up more Nian beast signal guns and take you to lie down. At that time, I thought the child was quite cute, so I teased him: How can my sister lie down? He: You've been lying down in the grass. Me: What if someone hits me? He: If someone hits you, run behind the tree. If there are no trees, find a place with more grass. Be sure to hide it, you can't eat chicken when you die. I'll collect more signal guns and give them to you later. I just smiled and said, OK.
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