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The complete lines of the essay "A short message"

Pan: Qian Shan is full of water, and I miss you day and night. The ends of the earth can't stop my heartfelt wishes.

Jia: The longer the friendship, the warmer the sunshine, and I wish our friends happiness in the new year.

Pan: Oh, this subway in Beijing is just like Liu Qian's magic. Once you close your eyes, you stand past and then open them again.

Jia: You missed your stop.

Pan: That doesn't cost much, just sit back.

Jia: It's

Pan: Here we are, knock on the door

Jia: Knock on it

Pan: How dare I knock? I am a different person now.

Jia: What's different?

Pan: Xiao Wang, a big reporter in the city, visited our village last year. It's been a year, and he still remembers to pay a New Year call to me. What does this mean?

Jia: What does it mean?

Pan: What does it mean?

Jia: It means … friends in the city are very low-key.

Pan: They are here, we are here, not that they are low-key, but that we are high-key. When you enter the house later, you must cooperate with me to bask in the sun.

Jia: What are you basking in?

Pan: First, bask in the world. We can't let our friends in the city feel that we have never seen anything.

Jia: Yes, we have seen everything.

Pan: Second, bask in prestige. There are some things that I can't talk about myself.

Jia: I'll say, what is it?

Pan: Praise yourself.

Jia: I'll praise

Pan: OK. As soon as I clap my thigh when I enter the house, you will die. Praise me

Jia: Good

Pan: Good

Jia: Third, the sun is rich. Why do you hate these city people? As soon as we entered the village, we stuffed money into our pockets, not old clothes. We still have to change this concept.

Jia: Right

Pan: As soon as he enters the room, he will definitely ask me what you want with me. I will definitely say, what can we do? Just say, how can we have money and how can we have money? Do you remember

Jia: I don't remember

Pan: What's your memory? Jia: Can I remember

Pan: Say it again

Jia: First, expose yourself to the world. We have seen everything. Second, bask in prestige. As soon as you clap your thigh, I will praise you to death. Third, he will ask, what do you want with me? Just say we have nothing, and I will say how we are rich and how we are rich. < P > Pan: You are my legendary good daughter-in-law. Knock on the door

Jia: Honey, I'm nervous

Pan: What are you nervous about? Knock on the door

Jia: You knock on

Pan: OK

Dangdang

Wang: Hey ~ Who's here? Tell me about it this Spring Festival, alas, you

Jia: I am your legendary good wife

Wang: Not you

Jia: She is my legendary good husband

Pan: Yes

Jia: No, aren't you legendary boyfriends

Pan: What are you talking about? Wang: Not you. Last year, you went to our place for an interview, had dinner at our house, and your sister-in-law stewed chicken for you.

Wang: I drank too much that day. You sent me back to the station by motorcycle the next day.

Pan: Yes. I remember.

Wang: Brother Hai! Sister-in-law, fast forward, fast forward

Pan: Oops! I told you

Wang: You are rare guests. Come

Jia: Honey, look at this decoration, this chandelier, this sofa.

Pan: Ah, what's the matter?

Jia: I've seen this sofa.

Wang: Hehe, hey, I've bought it for many years. Sit down, sit down, sit down. I'll make tea for you.

Jia: I've seen Pu 'er.

Wang: Oh, then have some.

Jia: I've seen melon seeds.

Wang: Then have some fruit.

Jia: Dragon fruit.

Wang: Have you seen

Jia: Never eaten.

Wang: Ouch, then eat it, sister-in-law. What's our village like now?

Pan: Oh, it's changed a lot this year.

Wang: Really?

Pan: Well,

Wang: But when I went there, there were so many mountains and rocks, so I climbed the hill when I went out.

Pan: It's different now! Every village has a highway, and every family drives a car.

Wang: Really?

Pan: Well

Wang: How is the life of that villager?

Pan: Oh dear! OK! Every family gets rich, Every family builds a cottage.

Wang: Really.

Pan: Of course.

Wang: Hey, Brother Hai, how are you getting along?

Pan: Oh, how can I talk about myself (patting my thighs)?

Wang: Tell me about it.

Pan: (Turning to sit on the sofa) How can I talk about myself (patting my thighs)? I'll tell you

Pan: Then you can tell me

Jia: Er … my husband's left head is full of noodles, his right head is full of water, and it's all paste when he shakes it

Pan: Why is there paste?

Jia: I mean, my husband's left brain is a problem for villagers to drink water. The problem of eating noodles in the right brain bag

Pan: Right

Jia: It's all mushy

Pan: Right, right

Wang: Oh, that's hard enough. How are you getting along now?

Pan: I ... How can I say it about myself?

Jia: I'm still boasting.

Pan: Then you can boast. They have all made a fortune.

Wang: We also have special farming there.

Pan: Aquatic products.

Wang: What?

Pan: Turtles are the mainstay.

Jia: Whether it's a Brazilian tortoise or a money turtle, whether it's a sliding or flip turtle, They are all raised as watery as me.

Wang: It's not me. Listen, why doesn't this turtle have a sliding cover with a flip cover?

Pan: Why does it have a sliding cover with a flip cover?

Jia: Er … Er, it's not that you can't see that some turtles are called sliding covers. Some turtles turn around and call it the flip

Wang: All that's missing is the touch screen, right

Jia: I studied biting and stopped production

Wang: Hey, it seems that Big Brother is really capable or not

Jia: Not bad

Wang: I care about how you're doing

Jia: Not bad

Pan: Myself Won't it?

Jia: Don't shoot my husband. My husband is amazing. He appeared at the factory at the age of , and he was angry at the age of 2 every day. He was 3 years old and basically oriented. He was 5 years old and hung on the wall.

Wang: Ah?

Jia: Er, that's not the photo of being the chairman of the village committee

Pan: The honor roll

Jia: Yes, the honor roll is hung on the wall

Pan: Your sister-in-law is humorous

Wang: You startled me. Ouch, my sister-in-law is really humorous

Pan: It is humorous

Wang: But this time, You're not just kidding me, are you?

Pan: No, Wang: Tell me what you want with me.

Pan: Xiao Wang

Wang: What's the matter?

Pan: What do you think we can do?

Jia: We have money. We have plenty of money (shaking our feet)

Wang: Sister-in-law, I didn't ask. I asked Big Brother what you wanted to see me for.

Pan: What can we do?

Wang: No, Jia: We have money, and we have plenty of money (shaking our feet).

Wang: Sister-in-law, I didn't ask you. I asked Brother Hai.

Jia: He asked you.

Wang: Brother Hai, what on earth did you want to see me for?

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Wang: Sister-in-law, I'm dizzy. It's not even me. Look, we met once, and it's been more than a year. You came to see me from the ravine and brought something. That must be what I can do for you. Hey, I'll tell you what. Don't ask eldest brother, sister-in-law. I'll ask you. You've been saying that we have money. We have money. Are there any financial difficulties? Hey, just say me and help you as much as possible.

Jia: Do you have any old clothes at home?

Pan: What are you talking about? Jia: No, I mean we don't lack old clothes.

Pan: We don't lack old You misunderstood me.

Wang: Why

Pan: You said that you interviewed with us last year. It's been a year, and I almost forgot you. You still want to pay my respects for the New Year.

Wang: No, when will I pay you a New Year call later?

Pan: What kind of memory do you think this is?

Jia: You forgot. How can you forget? The ends of the earth can't stop my heartfelt wishes. The longer the friendship, the truer the sunshine. At this moment, I want to shout and wish my friends happiness in the new year. "

Wang: This is the short message I sent.

Jia: It's you.

Pan: It's full of affection! I am so excited to receive this short message! After three days and nights, I finally got a wonderful reply, saying

Jia: I wish my friend year of the snake good luck

Wang: That's it?

pan: short and pithy, I didn't see any reply from you after sending the text message, and I don't know what happened to you, and I couldn't get through on the phone. As soon as I think about it, this boy should stop coming to pay a New Year call to us.

Jia: That's not appropriate.

Pan: That's not embarrassing to the villagers.

Jia: Right, right, right.

Pan: Have we come to pay a New Year call to you soon?

Wang: Brother Hai, I understand now.

Pan: I understand

Wang: Everyone knows that if you see a good short message, put it in the send column, then click Select All in the address book, and then click Send to go out. In fact, when you send it, Who did I send it to? I didn't care about you guys at all. This

Jia: He said he didn't care.

Pan: That's abrupt, right?

Jia: Let's make it grand.

Wang: I didn't mean that.

Pan: That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's Color

Jia: Take it and give it to the children

Pan: Go for a walk

Wang: Big Brother

Jia: Husband, this dragon fruit

Pan: Take it, you bit you

Wang: Big Brother, can you hear me out? I sent that short message in groups. When I thought about the New Year, I called you to pay a New Year call, but now the pace of life in the city is fast, and it is convenient to send a short message in groups, but I want to tell you that all the people left in my mobile phone address book are my relatives and friends. This mass posting is also a sentiment

Jia: Husband's mass posting is also a sentiment

Pan: It's also a sentiment

Wang: Yes

Pan: Oh, I told you that Xiao Wang was not like that

Wang: Brother Hai, to tell you the truth, since I came back from the mountains, I always want to see you and your wife again sometime.

Pan: You are so busy. What are you doing looking at us? We are fine. We will just come to see you.

Jia: Yes, we have come to see you.

Wang: Tell me what you have to do in Beijing every year.

Pan: What can we do?

Jia: We have money.

Jia Panwang: We have it.