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Composition: Playing with ghosts.

On a gloomy rainy day, I just published an article about Wang Chuang and was lying in bed. "ah! Can't go out to play, can't surf the Internet, can't watch TV, it's really boring! " I grabbed a composition book and saw a prank. "Why don't I play a trick on others!"

1. Make harassing calls. Prank index: ★★★★★ Bad luck index: ★

Do you know what I'm doing? I'm dialing the phone! "Hello, who are you looking for?" "I am your son's classmate. Your son had a quarrel with someone else. The head teacher is waiting for you in the office. Come on! " Half an hour later, the phone rang: "If you dial the harassing phone again, I will call the police!" " "

2. Play a trick on the caller. Prank index: ★★★★ Bad luck index: ★★★★

Ding! The telephone rang. I grabbed the phone and imitated the female voice: "The number you dialed has expired, please redial later." I only heard my mother's voice on the other end of the phone: "Hello? How to connect first and then prompt! Besides, the phone bill paid yesterday has been used up today? Unfortunately, Li Wenhao invited Dong Chen to KFC for his birthday, but he failed. Oh, forget it, wait for another time. " How can I wait for another time? If you miss it once, you will regret it for life! "Hey, I ..." I hung up before I could ask. Dizzy! !