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The assistant minister said the comic version, so I said a short message version, a movie version, and a breakup confession.

Short message version

1, you are the moon, I am the earth, and I will unswervingly take you away. I will use my mobile phone to make a confession and send me a request for love. Please allow me to look at you affectionately and walk around hand in hand.

The first time I saw you, I felt a slight excitement in my mind, just like boiling water for red wine. Life without you is like potato chips without ketchup. I hope you can understand my heart.

The most important feeling in the world is yourself and your feeling. However, if someone can fall in love with the person you love, that would be great. I am willing to be this person. Will you accept me?

When I met you, I secretly vowed that I would stay with you in my life. Forgive me for not contacting you often. I just don't want to come too soon. If you like, we will keep going and never give up.

I don't know how long my life is. No one knows how much fate there is. It doesn't matter how far the road is. I don't think it's a long way as long as two people rely on it attentively. I am willing to go to the ends of the earth with you.

6. Leaves are floating quietly, and a little thing called missing has entered my body, occupied my heart and made me feel pain. It invaded my mind and made me cry. Baby! I miss you!

7. It's hard to love someone. The farthest you are my recent love. I have been bound all my life, and I miss you. The greatest happiness in life is to have you by my side and let me shelter you from the wind and rain.

8. If I become loess, the grass will turn green for you and the yellow flowers will be fragrant for you; If I become a clear spring, the fish in the clear spring will dance for you, and the spring will be song for you.

9. The moon is the most beautiful at night, and the stars at night are the most touching. We agreed to see the moon and the meteor shower. At the moment when the meteor passed, we made a wish: cherish each other forever!

10, I look forward to every starry sky. But this scene looks like a fantasy. Every day, I am haggard. This irretrievable point should be a moving day, a moving day, and a moving day!

1 1, I made a wish in front of the Buddha, hoping to become a small tree and stand by the roadside where you pass every day. I hang love and miss all over the branches, hoping that one day you will fall in love with me!

12, do you know that you can walk out of my field of vision, but you will never walk out of my yearning for you? You can stay away from my shadow, but you can never stay away from my deep attachment to you.

13, sitting alone in a lovesick chair, holding a lovesick pen, looking at the lovesick moon, thinking of you, writing a lovesick letter, thinking of you every word and tear, the sky is blue and the sea is deep, I really love you!

14, everything is in the past, only your position in my heart remains unchanged. Although I don't know what to call you, whether it's a lover or a friend, I know I can't live without you! I love you!

15, I want to send you roses, but the money is too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel down to you, but the ring is still in the safe, so I have to send you a text message to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

16, you, you, you little leprechaun, poisoned me with your love poison, but you didn't give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple: give me your love!

17, I can't help loving you, just like a bird can't help flying; I can't help thinking about you, just like a rose can't help blooming; I can't help texting you and telling you the truth, and I can't help thinking about the way you can't help laughing when you see it. ...

18, love used to be a pot of mellow wine, which made you drunk; Miss, it turned out to be a turbulent sea, which easily drowned me; You, a delicate and charming flower, have already quietly opened in my heart!

19, I'm afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I'll cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

Film and television edition

1. The lion roared: "From now on, you can only love and spoil me, but you can't lie to me and promise me everything.

Everything has to be done. Everything you say to me must be sincere. Don't bully me or scold me. Trust me, people bully me. You must come out and help me at the first time. If I am happy, you must be happy with me. If I am unhappy, you must make me happy. You must have always thought I was the most beautiful. You will definitely see me in your dream. You only have me in your heart. That's it. "

There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut your sword on my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is … ten thousand years.

First, don't call her gentle.

Second, don't let her drink more than three cups, or she will hit everyone;

Third, be sure to drink coffee, not coke or orange juice in cafes;

Fourth, if she hits you, she must pretend to be in pain. If it really hurts, she must pretend to be okay.

Fifth, on the hundredth day of your acquaintance, you must send a rose to her class, and she will like it very much;

Sixth, we must learn fencing and play squash;

Seventh, be prepared to go to jail at any time;

Eighth, if she says she will kill you, don't take it seriously, so you will feel better;

Ninth, if her shoes are uncomfortable, be sure to change them with her;

Tenth, she likes writing, so we should encourage her.

4. In the Mood for Love: "If I had an extra ticket, would you go with me?"

5. fallen angels: When you were young, you thought everything had an answer, but when you are old, you may feel that there is no such thing as an answer in life. I have the opportunity to pass by many people every day. Some people may become your friends or confidants, so I never give up any chance to associate with others. Sometimes I get my head broken, whatever!

being happy is all

6. Go left, go right: Life is full of coincidences, and two parallel lines will intersect one day.

7. ashes of time

Years later, I got a nickname called Du. Anyone can be vicious, as long as you have tried what is jealousy. I don't care what others think of me, I just don't want others to be happier than me. I thought some people would never be jealous because they were too proud. I met a man when I debuted. Because he likes hanging out in the East, many years later, he got a nickname called Dongxie. Do you know the difference between drinking and drinking? The more wine you drink, the warmer it gets, and the colder the water you drink. The more you want to forget someone, the more you will remember him. The trouble with people is their good memory. If we can forget everything, every day will be a new beginning. How well you speak. Everyone will go through this stage. When they see a mountain, they want to know what is behind it. I really want to tell him that maybe over the back of this mountain, you will find nothing special. Looking back, I may feel that this place is better. Everyone will stick to their beliefs. In the eyes of others, it is a waste of time, but she thinks it is very important.

8. Red roses and white roses

Maybe every man has had two such women, at least two. Married a red rose, over time, the red one turned into a touch of mosquito blood on the wall, and the white one was still "the bright line at the foot of my bed"; Married a white rose, the white is the glutinous rice on the clothes, and the red is the Zhu Shazhi in my heart.

9. Dong Fangbubai: Some people have grievances, and there are rivers and lakes when they have grievances. People are Jianghu, how to quit?

Confession of breaking up

The most offensive and defensive:

You are too kind to me, but I can't love you as much as you do. You just put too much pressure on me. I'm so hard. Leave me alone! This is usually true. The effect is not bad! Although I didn't say that your efforts were a burden to me. ...

The most tactful and moving:

My dog doesn't like you, and your cat doesn't like me, so don't say anything more, and you will understand later. Very secular, but very effective!

The bravest:

I used to think it took a lifetime of courage to break up with you, but today, I have to admit that it takes more courage to live with you. Concise, it was an instant hit!

The rudest and most blunt:

I don't need any reason or excuse to break up with you, but I have no feelings for you. Such a person has no good theory!

The most nonsense:

Please answer my following question: Are you a little happy and excited to see me? Do you really want to be near me when you see me? Do you want to see me all the time? Do you have a lot to say to me, but you don't know what to say when you see me? Now I see the feeling of the four heavenly kings is the same as yours, only infatuation, no love. How can you think that the four kings are with me? Just like I can't be with you who is full of critical realism. However, it is equally effective!

Closest connection:

You love me so much! I sympathize with you, and I'm really sorry ... In fact, I also hope that our love will have a future ... But ... this road is too rugged and difficult to walk ... You are better to me than yourself ... I really have nothing to repay ... I feel sorry for you ... Love without a future is painful ... I'm really miserable now ... We should have a future, but ..)