New year's humorous greetings

1, New Year's Day, I wish you all your bad luck and troubles are over and have fun every day. You will never pull an egg at your pace, raise a white face, smash a golden egg, be a happy and confused egg and have a happy New Year's Day!

2, New Year, send you a pair of couplets! The first part: eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and don't take it personally. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: Just be happy!

3, New Year's Day is coming, I wish you good luck every day, live a better life, win cards every time, and it's delicious. If you dare to forget me, be careful to get hit with a stick!

After this New Year's Day, your luck will continue. After this New Year's Day, all your troubles will be over. After this New Year's Day, your ship will soon reach the other side of happiness. Happy new year!

5. Send you the only round egg in the world, a hard shell; Persistent egg membrane; Pure color protein; There is a happy future brewing in the middle. May it be your lucky egg. Happy New Year's Day!

6, New Year's Day, I wish trouble-if you are the one; Suppress call transfer; Laughter-start today; Happiness-the legendary swordsman; Happiness-bling; Future-East becomes West; Love-sweet!

7. Holding a lucky palm, holding a happy throat, holding an auspicious thigh, biting a safe nepotism and tying festive limbs, escort to your home for your disposal. Happy new year.

8. In the past year, you didn't care much about me. I was very angry. I specially pray to God that in the new year, you will be blocked by Jinshan, surrounded by Hai Yin, hit by happiness and entangled by happiness. Happy new year!