Joke Collection Website - Public benefit messages - Send short messages during the Spring Festival: This year, you will do stock trading, wear a suit and shorts, drive a car and ride a bike. Please find out the short messages thoroughly.

Send short messages during the Spring Festival: This year, you will do stock trading, wear a suit and shorts, drive a car and ride a bike. Please find out the short messages thoroughly.

Go in laughing and come out crying; The virgin goes in and the aunt comes out; The boss went in to exercise.

Villa in, hut in; Crocodiles go in and geckos come out; The eagle goes in and the fly comes out.

Talents go in, fools come out; Doctors go in, idiots come out; Yao Ming in, Pan Changjiang out.

BMW goes in, bike comes out; Three points in the suit and three points out; Rich people go in and beggars come out.

Patriotism, going in, rebelling and running away; Go in healthy and come out disabled; Go in by rocket and come out by submarine.

Yang Baiwan went in and Yang Bailao came out; Want to invest, want to throw into the river; Frequent winks at you, dull eyes.

Go in and burp, come out hungry; Flowers come in, and residual flowers come out; Go in with dreams and come out with nightmares.

Want to buy a house and sell it; Go in with a racket and come out crying; Go in happily and cry.

Drive in and pull out the scooter; Go in smart, come out unlucky; Snooping around, crawling out.

Everyone goes in, no three no four; Go in with two guns and come out with your hands up; Listen to stories and come out to have nightmares.

Watch the bait go in and bite out the hook; Mail it in and come out by boat; Go in with a tie and come out with a straw rope.

Go in wearing a famous brand and come out naked; Drink abalone with swallowtail wings and chew radish to dry; Go in and jump out.

Go in with a red face and come out with a swollen face; Pot-bellied and skinny; Go in with golden eyes and come out with stars.

Learn from Buffett and be skinned; Well-off families go in, and the five guarantees are extremely poor; Xiaojiabiyu went in and made a whore.

Heart country comes in, heart infarction comes out; Value investment, trapped by PetroChina; Long-term investment, no return.

One thousand ways to squeeze in, Qian Qian ran out of poverty; If the size is not lifted, the urine will come out; Donate the relief money in and take it out.

Go in a car full of rice and come out half a car full of chaff; I went in and had a delicious meal, full of flies.

Pull a small sun in today and a big shade out tomorrow; Go in high-profile and sneak out of the wall.

Shandandan blooms red and water flows out. Go in and sing the Internationale, hold your head high, remember to clench your fist, there is blood and tears in your heart.

Robes and jackets, full of energy, ragged and untidy; Singing praises for the management, being vomited blood by the management.

Patriotic youths go in and reactionary old men come out.