Funny cross talk script

One day, the teacher walked into the classroom, and the students stood up and shouted: "Good morning, teacher!"

The teacher said angrily: "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Is that possible? Isn’t it good?”

So the students shouted again: “Good afternoon, teacher!”

The teacher said angrily: “What about me tonight?”

The students shouted together again: "Teacher, have a good evening!"

The teacher nodded and said, "That's enough, now shout it again!"

The students all shouted together Shouted: "Teacher, good morning, good afternoon, and good evening!"

The teacher said: "Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. We practice like this. I say one thing, and you say the antonyms out loud. Now Start."

Teacher: "The weather is very good today."

Student: "The weather is bad today."

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere."

Student: "There are clouds everywhere."

Teacher: "There are huge crowds of people on the road."

Student: "There is no one on the road."

Teacher: "Young."

Student: "Old."

Teacher: "Stand."

Student: "Lie down"

Teacher: "There is a young man standing on the road."

Student: "There is a young man lying on the road."

Teacher: "I picked it up Got one dollar."

Student: "I lost one dollar."

Teacher: "I picked up one dollar and gave it to the teacher."

Student: "I lost one yuan and went to steal the teacher."

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!"

Student: "Correct, you should say it like this!"

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Teacher: "Wrong."

Student: "Correct."

Teacher: "This is not okay, this is illegal!"

Student: "This is okay, this is legal behavior!"

Teacher: "I said it was wrong."

Student: "We said it was correct."

Teacher : "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher says is correct!"

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!"

Teacher: "You are stupid."

Students: "We are smart."

Teacher: "Stop!"

Students: "Continue!"

Teacher: " Stop it now!"

Student: "Let's continue!"

Teacher: "You idiots, I said stop!"

Students: "We are all geniuses, we say continue!"

Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!"

Students: "Teacher listen to us!"

Teacher: "Students must listen to teachers!"

Students: "Teachers must listen to students!" ”

Teacher: “Stop practicing now! ”

Student: “Now let’s continue practicing! "

Teacher: "Are you done? ”

Student: “We have a beginning and an end!” ”

Teacher: “Then stop!” idiot! ”

Student: “Then we should continue!” genius! "

....Then the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom holding the book and asked more questions:

I want more answers.

Best answer B: What’s wrong?

A: It’s a test!

B: Didn’t do well?

A: ( Sad) Well, it’s all the fault of the teacher’s bad character.

B: (Surprised) Bad character?

A: Yes. Take mathematics for example. For such an important test, you gave the questions It needs to be simpler! He'd rather try to pick out things I don't know how to do. Is he deliberately trying to embarrass me? It's so unsightly to hang such a big red lantern!

B: Fuck you. Well, if you find it ugly, please be more serious in class.

A: (Wronged and sobbing) What’s more! In the English test, the fill-in-the-blank questions are worth one point, but I clearly got three of them correct, but the teacher didn’t. You won’t give me any points.

B: No, right? Teachers are very serious about their work. What are those three questions?

A: Don’t ask this question.

B: (patted his chest) Tell me, I will make the decision for you.

A: Class _____ Name _____ Student ID _____

B: Bah! It doesn’t matter if you fill in a hundred correct words.

A: (hurriedly) Don’t worry, if this doesn’t count, there are more!

B: There are more. What?

A: Didn’t the teacher say that you should use more idioms when writing essays to get higher scores?

B: (nods) Yes, that’s right .

A: But the essay for this Chinese language test was to write a travelogue. I used a lot of idioms, but the teacher deducted all my points, woo woo hoo

B: (?) What's the composition? Let's talk about it.

A: (Take out a piece of paper from his pocket, his tears are about to "break out") Okay, you want Make the decision for me! "On the weekend, mom and dad specially took us to the zoo to play..."

B: This article is good, let’s start with the topic and continue

A (Wipe off the nose) "As usual, we like to eat sweet potato porridge in the morning. Today, because the sweet potatoes were sold out, my mother had to cut some taro to make up for it. Unexpectedly, the taro grown on the balcony was very delicious, and the whole family was greedy for it. Eat what you want. ."

Where is this?

A: There’s more! "Before going out, my half-aged mother was dressed up in a gorgeous way. She was so skilled that she could not tell that she was a bad wife. My father, who was still young, also quickly changed his mind and looked handsome after putting on a two-pronged suit. It was so tragic that the chickens and dogs jumped so hard that people retreated. Dong Shixiao's pretty sister dressed up like a tiger and looked like a dog, and proudly put on her new high-heeled shoes. We were all riding in a plain car and a white horse. When we arrived at the zoo, unexpectedly, there were so many visitors that our family was separated. My father, who had been separated from his wife, worked hard to broadcast everywhere. Finally, he found me and my sister, who was almost a thief. He pushed himself to the monkey fence and took a picture of Zhang Qiang’s smiling family. ．B: Come on, come on, you still want to score points for your composition!

A: (sadly) Do you even say that?

B: How can you use idioms like this? Take the class seriously!

A: (Complaint) I am very serious. During class, I was so serious that I still remember the words and deeds of my deskmate. I remember that when I was in mathematics class, the teacher asked: "Statistics is a very useful knowledge. When we study statistics, what is our goal?" My deskmate said: "There are no cavities!" And I vaguely remember that teacher He scolded the students on duty for not wiping the blackboard, and his deskmate said: "Whoever pollutes will clean it up!"

B: You listen to the teacher in class, but who told you to pay attention to what your deskmate says and does?

A:． ． ． ． ． ．

B: Having said all that, what is your Chinese score?

A: When a horse stumbles, so does a man.

B: Cut the nonsense, how many points?

A:． ． ． ． ． ． (Unclear)

B: How many points

A:. ． ． ． ． ．