Summary of funny short messages during the Spring Festival

1. I went home by train not long ago on holiday, and the people on the bus were very crowded. I managed to find a place in front of the toilet. At this time, an old man stumbled over to the toilet, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me, master." I thought to myself that I was still a student. As for calling me master, I was about to get angry, but on second thought, I immediately said, "Bajie, go in."

2. I passed a clothing store in the summer vacation, which read "porridge grams (going), clearance sale". Revisiting the old place tonight, it has become a porridge shop.

The most embarrassing thing about Spring Festival is that someone sends a message: Happy New Year! And you are staring at this strange number. But afraid to ask: who are you?

4. I lose money playing mahjong every day in the New Year. I went to my classmate's house to play mahjong yesterday. After playing for a while, the machine broke down I just lost, so I wanted to take the opportunity to run away. But my classmate won and didn't want to let me go, so he told me that he could fix it. I saw him staring at mahjong machine and saying, If you don't move, I'll chop you up for firewood. As a result, the machine was fine, and I was tragic. ..

5. It's a little dizzy to send text messages in groups during the New Year. Generally, when you receive a text message from a friend, you will say "thank you". Wish all your wishes come true in the new year and be happy every day. Later, when I read the chat records, I suddenly found that many of them were sent by me. Thank you, so-and-so. I wish all your wishes come true in the New Year and start school every day. . . School begins. . . study . .

This classmate said that her classmate's uncle has three sons, all of whom are from the countryside. Isn't the name similar? There is also a word "Li", such as a name like Wen Li. The point is, my father's surname is Zhou, and my boss's name is Prime Minister ... It's true.