What are the humorous jingles?

What are the humorous jingles? In life, we often hear a lot of jingles. The existence of jingles can make our life more interesting and also exercise our oral English. Here are some humorous jingles for everyone. Let's take a look.

What are the humorous jingles 1? First, the goods are not afraid of fakes, and the rebates are clever; Rice is not afraid of being expensive, but public funds will do; Knowledge is not deep, but you can fight for it; Art is not high, but it is red when it is submerged; It is not beautiful, but it is famous if you dare to take it off; You have money if you are not tall. The ball is not in the skill, and the black whistle wins; It's no big deal, giving a gift is success; A wife is not ugly, but a husband is glorious if he has money.

Second, my childhood dream was not to be a scientist. I fantasize that I am the master of the landlord's family, and there are thousands of hectares of fertile land at home. I am in a daze all day, and it has nothing to do with leading a group of dog slaves to flirt with a good girl on the street. ...

Third, first-class men have homes outside, second-class men have flowers outside, third-class men look for flowers outside, fourth-class men look for wild flowers, and fifth-class men go home and their wives are not at home.

Fourth, the city gate is several feet high, three feet six feet, riding a horse, carrying a broadsword, and entering the city gate cover (hand in hand around the "city gate", just changed to "city gate".

5. Lao Fang is carrying the yellow scorpion, and Lao Huang is carrying the square scorpion. Laos should take the square cover of Lao Huang, and Lao Huang should take the yellow cover of Lao Huang. Finally, the child's square cover broke the yellow cover, and the yellow cover broke the square cover.

I spent 10,000 yuan on a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to Jianbao column for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously, "Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty?" This is from last week! "

Seven, reading Chinese, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.

Eight, even if I were a frog, I would never marry my mother, a clam.

Nine, mother-in-law and wet nurse, came to the hillside slope, mother-in-law silently picked mushrooms, wet nurse silently pulled radishes. Mother-in-law took a broken dustpan, Mammy took a thin basket, Mother-in-law picked a small mushroom with a half dustpan, and Mammy pulled out a big radish with a basket. Mother-in-law picks mushrooms to make cakes, and mother sells radishes to buy steamed bread.

X. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish and dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters!

Eleven, Liu Hulan, fifteen years old, joined the revolutionary guerrillas, lived a great life and died a glorious death (there are many girls jumping rubber bands, I can only count this).

Twelve, Nong knocked on my back, I helped Nong as a matchmaker and made it for Lalitou next door.

Thirteen, are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head!

There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

15. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly before you realize that you are really ugly.

Sixteen, come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!

If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.

18. Beards ride donkeys, camels pick snails, and beards knock over camels' snails. Camels drag bearded donkeys, and bearded camels beat snails. Camel hits donkey's beard, beard hits camel, camel hits beard.

Nineteen, southeast and northwest, straw builds a house, and pulls out a small knife at this angle (the game played by four fingers is not easy to explain).

Twenty, I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! But I just can't stand that money is fake!

Twenty-one, in the world, there is love besides teeth.

Twenty-two, diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt!

Ugliness is your good word.

24. Magpies wear blue and white, crows wear soap boots, pheasants wear ten kinds of brocade, and Ai Lier wears linen bags.

25. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied.

Twenty-six, a fierce look at you is not so good, take a closer look, it is better to have a fierce look!

Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

Twenty-eight, the most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it up yourself.

Twenty-nine, women have countless QQ numbers just to flirt with a man. Men often use a QQ number to fill in all kinds of women. ...

Thirty, life is easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

Thirty-one, the cause belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievement belongs to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the children, and the mistake is your own.

Thirty-two, you are like a moldy sweet potato, pick it up and throw it on the ground, step on a few feet again, and finally sprinkle a handful of sesame seeds.

Thirty-three, you hit me, I'm not afraid. I went to Beijing to find my dad, and my dad shot your ass three times with a machine gun!

Thirty-four, the senior high school entrance examination, the senior high school entrance examination and the college entrance examination are all very worried, so they copy Chinese, math and English.

Thirty-five, don't be as knowledgeable as the earth people ~ ~ ~

36, "Look at a beautiful MM, but there is no way to strike up a conversation. Pick up a brick on the side of the road and go forward. " Classmate, did you drop this? " "

Thirty-seven, the broken jar has its own broken lid, and the ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine.

Thirty-eight, eat a little properly and lose weight.

Thirty-nine, phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change.

Forty, one, two, one, the cat is frying cigarettes, and the old man eats cigarettes, and his ass will smoke (when he sees soldiers running on the road, he will shout loudly for long-distance running training in the morning and evening, twice a day, and the dialect will never taste before it is late)

Forty-one, my family has a fat, white, eight-catty chicken that flies to the backyard of the Zhang family. A fat, white and eight-catty dog in Zhang Jiayuan bit my fat, white and eight-catty chicken. I took his Liu Li and lost my fat chicken.

42. My father asked me what kind of life I wanted. I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

Forty-three, I want to marry Tang Priest when I grow up. If I can play, I will. If I can't play, I will eat him.

Forty-four, looks like the scene of a car accident. When I leave the west of the city, the number of trees is uneven, 1234567, 765432 1, six cities and four cities, 32 1, 5432 1, 432132/,2. A tree grows seven branches, and seven branches bear seven kinds of fruits, including betel nut, orange, orange and persimmon. "

Forty-five, one black, two black, three four five six seven black, eight nine black, ten black.

Forty-six, men are lascivious. The stronger one is called a satyr, the stronger one is called a satyr, and the stronger one is called a satyr. Especially, the stronger one becomes a state of change and lasciviousness to the extreme, so it is called a human aesthetic artist.

Forty-seven, people who have traveled all over the brothel are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.

Forty-eight, count nine cold days, the next spring hit six or nine heads, the fifteenth day of the first month is the Dragon Lantern Festival, and a pair of lions roll hydrangeas.

Forty-nine, if my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can also make a small fortune.

Draw a phoenix on the pink wall, and the phoenix is painted on the pink wall. Red phoenix powder phoenix, red pink phoenix flower phoenix. Red Phoenix, Yellow Phoenix, Pink Phoenix, Pink Phoenix, Pollen Phoenix.

What are the humorous jingles? 1. Interesting classic jingle.

1, keeping in good health is moving, and moving is damaging.

2, eating ginseng is not as good as sleeping five more.

3. A good nap is like picking up a treasure.

4, sleep in winter without covering your head, and sleep in summer without revealing your belly.

Sleeping is easy to get sick, and sleeping less is also harmful to your health.

6. Eat well and sleep soundly

7. Eat well and sleep well, and live forever

8, often insomnia, live less than ten years.

9, cheerful personality, hiding from illness

10, the width of the room is wider than the width of the heart.

Second, the classic humorous jingle.

1, people are childlike and young all their lives.

2, smile, ten years old

3, a day in San Xiao, life is hard to get old.

4, smile often, youth is always there.

5, cry a cry, solve a thousand worries

6. Tears flow freely, and illness is naturally good.

7, the husband has tears, and the hero bleeds tears.

8. Sleep first, then sleep.

9, medicine tonic, it is better to nourish the heart.

10, vegetables nourish people and songs nourish the heart.

1 1. Eat well early, at noon and at night.

12, overeating will make you sick, and regular quantitative can get along well.

13, eating panic, swallowing busy, hurting appetite, hurting intestines.

14, if you want to be strong, chew food into pulp.

15, if all diseases are not born, hunger is often scored three points.

16, I'd rather store it in a pot than fill my stomach.

17, take one bite every meal and live to 99.

18, always vegetarian, good for stomach.

19, no meat is better than no beans.

20, eat bran rice, nutritious and healthy.

If you don't eat green food for three days, your eyes will see stars.

22. Eating meat is better than not drinking soup.

23. Drinking soup before meals is better than prescription.

24. Eat noodles and soup to avoid prescribing medicine.

25. Drink salt soup as ginseng soup in the morning and arsenic in the evening.

Third, the classic funny jingle selection

1, a bowl of mung bean soup in summer, detoxification and summer heat.

2. Eat three slices of ginger in the morning, such as ginseng chicken soup.

Women keep eating lotus root for three days, while men keep eating ginger for three days.

4, the radish is out of the ground, the doctor has no business.

5. People say bitter gourd is bitter, but I say bitter gourd is sweet.

6. Eat eggplant in October and starve to death.

7. Carrots and small ginseng; Eat regularly and keep mental state.

8, tomatoes, good nutrition, young beauty and less illness.

9. Cucumber is a treasure, and weight loss and beauty are indispensable.

10, eat more celery, stop asking, and lower blood pressure.

1 1, green onions dipped in sauce, the fatter you eat.

12, garlic is a treasure, and eating it often is good for your health.

13, two apples a day, the problem is bypassed.

14, three dates a day, long live.

15, walnut mountain is a treasure, tonifying kidney and strengthening brain.

16, iron is not smelted, and it is unhealthy for people not to exercise.

17, exercise should take advantage of small things, and don't be annoyed when you are old.

18, it is better to invite people to eat than to invite people to sweat.

19, when there is no sun, the doctor will come to the door.

20, the knife is easy to rust when idle, and people are easy to get sick when idle.

2 1, laziness makes people old, and diligence can prolong life.

The best doctor is himself, and the best exercise is walking.

23. Walk a hundred paces after dinner and live to ninety-nine.

24. Stand like a pine tree and walk like the wind.

If you want to keep your legs young, you should often kick shuttlecock.