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Funny quotes about driving a truck
Dongfeng liberates * * * and enjoys the prosperity of the world.
When the song squeezes out the joy in your heart, please blow the horn
Grasp youth vigorously
2, fledgling, good nature, driving this job is not good!
In the car, look ahead and see many cars!
There is a small cigarette in the Rizhao incense burner. When it is opened, it is a Xiaotian!
Businessmen don't know how to hate their country, and they get sleepy as soon as they get on the bus!
I miss you every night. I've been driving!
Romantic when flowers bloom, open your eyes straight!
If friends and relatives ask each other, just say I'm in the street!
Ask how much you can worry about and look forward to an early start!
Shanglian: Open one year late, and there is no money left every year!
Bottom line: it's less than one year old, and it's getting tired every year!
Horizontal batch: driving is not guilty, long live the driver!
3. Drivers between heaven and earth are the most tired, and they are not tired when running around.
It looks chic, but it's boring. I don't know it's dark without a holiday.
There is a high hall on the top and a younger generation on the bottom, supporting the family and suffering,
Sweat and tears, like a thief,
Bow, bow, but kneel down and can't sleep at night.
The boss pointed out that he didn't dare to offend anyone bigger.
If you don't leave your post all the year round, all labor laws and regulations will be invalid.
There is no place to cry when you are physically and mentally exhausted, and it is difficult for family members to meet on holidays.
If you don't earn much money, you pretend to have money. Roadside restaurants often spend money.
The five poisons are useless, and you will commit a crime if you are not careful.
You don't know what it's like to leave your family behind and be ashamed of your elders.
Dare not expect social status, relying on stupidity and narcissism.
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