Humorous words guide children.

One

is two years old. One day, I hit my head on the corner of the table and grew a bag, crying.

after a minute, I went to the table and asked loudly,

"Table, who hurt you?" Crying so sad? "

Stop crying and look at me with tears. I caressed the table and rushed to ask:

"Who is it? Who hurt the table? "

"I, Dad, I hit it!"

"Oh, you hit it, so bow to the table and say you're sorry!"

with tears in her eyes, she bowed and said, "I'm sorry."

Since then, I have learned responsibility and responsibility!

second,

the child is three years old. Crying for no reason, I asked,

"What's wrong? What's wrong?"

"No discomfort."

"Then why are you crying!"

"I just want to cry!" Obviously coquetry.

"Well, it's fine with us if you want to cry, but it's not appropriate for you to cry here, which will disturb our conversation. Dad will find you a place to cry alone, and call us when you're done crying."

After that, I shut my son in the bathroom: "Knock at the door after crying."

2 minutes later, my son knocked on the door and said, "Dad, Dad, I have finished crying!" "

"ok, have you finished crying? Come out after crying. "

Up to now, my son is 18 years old and still has not learned to manipulate and vent his anger.

three

children are 5 years old. In the evening, take the children for a walk through the small bridge, where the clear water bottomed out and the undercurrent surged. My son looked up at me:

"Dad, the river is so beautiful, I want to jump in and swim."

I was stunned:

"Ok, dad will dance with you. But let's go home first and change clothes. "

When I got home and finished dressing, I saw a basin of water in front of me, confused.

"Son, you have to bury your face in the water to swim in the water, you know?" Son nodded.

"Then let's practice now and see how long you can bury it." I look at my watch.

"ok!" Son buried his face in the water, heroic? Only 1 seconds:

"Bah, Dad, I'm choking. I feel terrible."

"really? It may be even worse to jump into the river. "

"Dad, can we not jump?"

"well, I won't go if I don't go."

From then on, I learned to be cautious and not rash, and think twice before you act.

four

children are 6 years old and delicious. One night, I passed McDonald's after school and stopped:

"Dad, McDonald's!" " My mouth is watering.

"well, McDonald's! Want to eat? "

"I want to eat!"

"Son, if a person wants to eat, it's called a bear; If you want to eat but can't eat, you are called a hero. "

Then he asked, "Son, are you going to be a hero or a bear?"

"Dad, of course I want to be a hero!"

"ok! What happens when the hero wants to eat McDonald's? "

"Don't eat!" Very determined!

"Great, hero! Go home. "

My son is drooling, so follow me.

From then on, I learned to do something and not to do it, and I can stand the temptation.

five

children are 8 years old and naughty, fighting with big classmates. Scared, back, crying.

"wronged?"

"wronged!" The child cried and answered.

"Angry?"

"Angry!" Children wail.

"What are you going to do?" Ask again, "What can I do for you?"

"Dad, I want to find a brick and hit him from behind tomorrow!" "

"well, I think so! Dad will prepare bricks for you tomorrow. " Keep asking, "What else?"

"Dad, get me a knife and I'll stab him in the back tomorrow!" "

"ok! This is even more Japanese, and Dad will go and prepare for it. "

I will go upstairs.

understand and support, and children will gradually calm down. About 2 minutes, I moved a lot of clothes and quilts from upstairs.

"Son, have you decided? Is it a brick or a knife? "

"But, Dad, why are you carrying so many clothes and quilts?" The child is confused.

"Son, it's like this: if you hit him with a brick, then the police will take us away, and we only need to live in prison for about one month, so we can take some short clothes and thin quilts; If you stab him with a knife, then we can't come back in prison for at least three years. We should bring more clothes and quilts for all seasons? "

"So, son, have you decided? Dad is willing to support you! "

"like this?" The child is amazed.

"Yes, it is stipulated by law!" I took the opportunity to popularize the law.

"Dad, then let's quit?"

"Son, aren't you angry?"

"Hi, Dad, I'm not angry anymore. Actually, I'm also at fault." My son blushed.

"ok, dad supports you!" "

Since then, children have learned to choose and pay.