Complete works of humorous apology short message sentences

1, forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, keep calling me to scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old!

2, fools make people sad, and smart people make people happy; I did something stupid once, which actually made the person I love the most sad. I want to turn over a new leaf, be a smart person, pray for the forgiveness of the people I love most, and ask for forgiveness of my sins.

3. A kitchen knife, a pair of handcuffs, a rope, a bottle of poison and a murder weapon. You can choose at any time. As long as you are happy, as long as you are angry, as long as you lay down your life with a gentleman, you are loyal and sincere. It is said that you are kind-hearted, kind-hearted and have a long smile. You will not dispute with me and defile your clever brain.

4, little woman, but I like it very much. I really won't make you angry again. I miss you, you really want to hug you!

I apologize for the nonsense just now. I won't talk nonsense anymore. Never mind!

I want to make up a humorous story to tell you that I have been joking for four years, but I am afraid of getting wet in a clean autumn. Please forgive me.

7, meet, the mood is like blue sky and white clouds fluttering; With, the heart is as fragrant and beautiful as flowers and plants; Misunderstanding is like roaring quicksand; Looking back on the past, my heart is as indifferent as a silent night smile. I really want to say to you: sorry, I was wrong! I hope you can forgive me!

8. I know you are angry. Every time you get angry, I get scared. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?

9. I know ... you must be very angry. Because I saw: your hair exploded. Your eyes are red. Your fist is clenched ...

10, I'm really bad, I'm a rogue, and the trouble I caused on impulse is all my fault; I should have scolded, because I didn't listen to you. Honey, I'm sorry. Please don't be angry again, okay?

1 1, I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey.

12, I can't bear your kindness to me, I can't bear to love you, I can't bear to miss my past and my present, I can't bear the past and the happiness you gave me, I don't want to lose you, and I don't want to lose you. Forgive me.

13, our dreams and love are intertwined. Don't give up because of one contradiction. Believe me, I didn't mean to make you angry. Give me another chance to prove that I love you!

14, I will call for sleeping feelings with sincerity and let love be reborn in persistence; I will wait for your life with my life, and let time prove that I love my life. Please give me another chance to awaken your love!

15, my carelessness led me into the sad forest, walking on the street with beautiful shadows, and my heart was full of sadness. Please look at my panicked eyes, forgive me and send me a message to say hello! Please.

16, I was wrong! That lady is gentle, virtuous, well-managed and knowledgeable, but I don't appreciate her. I'm sorry, please forgive me!

17, I dare not look you in the eye. I know I was wrong. You have a lot of adults. Will you forgive me? The person who loves you deeply is repenting. ...

18, I was wrong, it was my sin that made you angry, and I also participated; I am not good, I review, and I am sad to make you sad; I was wrong, forgive me, put aside my troubles and live; I wish you, don't be sad, walk a long way with me! Dear, forgive me!

19, it was raining in Mao Mao, and the lovely grass was absorbing the rain and dew in the sky, as if suddenly meeting you in the vast sea of people, and you were like the rain and dew in the sky, so I disappeared in the drizzle before I could absorb you, dear, I'm sorry! Come back! This is your shelter from the wind and rain!

Although I often make you angry, it is not my intention. I love you enough to give up my life. I am not good, I review; I was wrong, I was guilty; This is my fault. I should have passed. Dear, please forgive me.

2 1. No words can replace my guilt. How can I get your forgiveness?

22. If my greetings bother you, I am helpless; If you get along with me is a burden, I am very sad; I'm sorry if my heart is far away; If it's over, please make it clear.

I'm sorry if my willfulness made you angry. If you still won't forgive me, just call me and scold me, as long as you call me.

24. There are many things that can be forgotten in a person's life, but I never dare to forget my parents' kindness! Dear mom and dad, I wish you good health!

Please forgive me this time. I promise not to make the same mistake next time. Forgive me. I will wait for you next time. Will you stand me up?

26, please don't be indifferent to me, please don't turn a blind eye to me, your ruthlessness betrayed your true feelings; Please don't let regret become my lifelong regret. I don't need a lie to love you. Please accept my apology. I'm sorry!

27, dear, you should always pay attention, I will sit on the flying carpet and appear in front of you at any time, with your favorite chocolate, which contains my apologies and the sweetness of love, and say sorry to you!

28. Honey, don't be angry again. Are you hungry? So you treat me like a little carp? You can burn, boil, boil, stew and steam ... it's up to you! Then let me slowly fall down your throat into your stomach and lie quietly in your warm stomach for a sweet sleep. How comfortable!

29. Dear: You said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, which made me feel tired and miserable, so I sent a text message instead, exquisite and inexpensive!

30. Honey, will you forgive me? As long as you will forgive me, I will use my life to make up for my mistakes. Just let me pay in installments slowly, and I'll make you happy, okay?

3 1, honey, I won't hit you, this is not love; I won't scold you; Scold is not love. If there are occasional contradictions and quarrels, it is normal; If I hurt you, I will.

When you lose your temper, my eyes will turn black. My bed was single when you lost your temper. When you lost your temper, I waited in the corner. When you smile, I smile, sincerely apologize to you, concentrate on waiting for your forgiveness, seriously wait for your reply, and seriously confess to you, dear, forgive me!

33. Neither you nor I can find new support. It doesn't matter whether the past is right or wrong. As long as we all know clearly, there is still an endless period in our hearts.

You know I have always loved you, and I don't want to owe you too much. If I really leave one day, you must forgive me.

35. You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of my life; I deeply regret making you angry and annoying; Punish me as much as I want, complain as much as I want, even if I kneel to death, I am willing; Please forgive me, as long as you accept my apology, I will do all the cooking and cooking!

You seem angry, and I feel bad! If I make this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If I can't forgive, I can't forgive myself.

37. Your fragrance attracts me; Your aura fascinated me; Your delicacy is infatuated with me; Your talent conquered me; Your temper scares me; Please calm down, don't scare me away, please forgive me quickly!

38. Your misunderstanding froze my sincere heart at the bottom of the sea, feeling the pain of loneliness, the fear of darkness and the suffocation of cold life. Forgive me! Help me get off the bottom of the sea. Love me, please care about me.

39. You ignored me. I am like a broken kite, floating in the sky, but I can't escape the fate of breaking into pieces. Fear occupied my heart. Please reply a message! It's like sending a lifeline to save my uneasy heart.

40. Seeing the traffic jam at work, my boyfriend will be late. He decided to sit on a motorcycle and said to the motorcycle driver, master, can you get to the International Trade Building in ten minutes? I'm late for work. I saw the motorcycle driver calmly say: no problem, wait for me to install wings first!

4 1, if men can't get the understanding of women. Even if there is gold under your knee, so what. I knelt down 100% to make amends!

42, shopping with my girlfriend, my boyfriend really didn't want to leave, so he said to his girlfriend: Effie, my feet are sore! His girlfriend looked at him and said, what's wrong? Boyfriend said stupidly: nothing, nothing, just stepping on a lemon.

43. Good wife, don't be angry. I knew that I had made a mistake. If I have to make up for it, I am willing to give my life. As long as you are happy, let's forget the past and start over, ok, wife?

44. My son didn't get good grades, so I went to school to pick him up in the afternoon. He said unhappily, I don't want to go to school. The teacher said that I was a troublemaker in my class and my average score in the exam was lowered! I said: the teacher is actually praising you. You are a troublemaker. What are the other students? The son smiled: so that's it!

45. You are the one who loves me and I am the one who hurts you. I am willing to heal your wounds with my heart and hold hands again.

46. Baby, don't cry. Your tears are my pearls. If I lose one, I will feel bad. Don't lose my pearls, let them shine in your heart.

47. Wearing a cotton-padded jacket is because the weather is cold; The umbrella was propped up because of the rain; I texted you because I was wrong. Can You Ever Forgive Me?

48. I'm talking nonsense. Sorry, I won't talk nonsense anymore. Please forgive me!

49. Excuse me! I'm terribly sorry, forgive me! No? Then give me a kiss! Can't you? Ok, ok, I wish you good health and all your wishes come true, ok? I'll give it to you. You can call me or scold me.

50. Sorry, I was only joking. Please include any offense. Interesting text message

5 1, vows of eternal love, you have forgotten that you have not been beautiful for a long time, but as long as you are in reincarnation, it is enough for me!

I really want to go with you to blow away the unhappiness I gave you, leaving only the happiness I gave you.

Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

54. Honey, I almost didn't sleep last night. In addition to reflecting on my mistakes, I also want to use my actions to show that I want to seize the time and do a good job of "warmth". Forgive me!

55, wearing a cotton-padded jacket is because the weather is cold; The umbrella was propped up because of the rain; I texted you because I was wrong ... Can you forgive me?

56. Don't totally deny me because of this matter, and keep me at home for at least 60 years.

57. Did I scare you? Just kidding, don't mind!

58. It's all my fault. Don't be angry. It's not good to be angry.

59. Don't you always say that "the prime minister can punt in his stomach", then don't dispute with me.

60. If you are worried or sad because I love you, then no words can replace my guilt. I'm sorry! How should I treat you?

6 1, it's not the wind's fault that it rains, it's not the sea's fault that the river flows out of the valley, and it's not the earth's fault that yellow leaves fall, but it's my biggest fault that makes you angry: I'm sorry, baby!

62. Right or wrong, I want to say sorry on this beautiful day. If our acquaintance in the vast sea of people is the fate arranged by heaven, let's start from the beginning.

63. Will you cut your hair short and ask me if it looks good? I said it looked good and you were happy. Further verification, I said OK; If you say hello, my answer is not as good as before, which makes you sad. This is my fault. In the future, such replies will be subject to the first time.

64. I don't know how to say it, but I still have to say sorry! If it makes you forgive me, I'd rather say it until you forgive me!

65. If misunderstanding is a fog, I will light 10,000 lamps; If misunderstanding is a thorn, I will definitely pull it out, even if it is scarred. Don't let misunderstanding become a stumbling block to love. I really love you.

66. I'm really sorry that you've been searching so hard for so many years because of the mistakes you made unintentionally when you were young.

67. It was my indifference that made that dress fly, and it was my indifferent attitude last night that made you worse. I'm sorry!

68. If the balloon is too full, it will burst. Although you are thick-skinned, you won't last long. Let out some air, even from below.

69. I'm sorry, I don't have time to accompany you and let you live alone. You are not allowed to be a boudoir.

I'm sorry, I really don't want to hurt you. No one wants today's situation to happen Since everyone is unhappy, let's be ordinary.

7 1, just because I love you so much, I'm sorry, but my heart is even sadder because I broke your heart. If you think I'm hopeless, then leave me alone. If you think I can fix it, forgive me again!

72. Singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you and songs are sung for you. All this time, I just want you to be happy. I was really wrong this time. Can you give me a chance to make up for it?

73. It is true that I once loved you; It's true that I still love you. Once painful, it is true; This is still painful and real. Come back, I love you!

74. I was wrong. I don't want to lose you, a person who loves me the most, a person I love the most! Please forgive me!

75. Goddess in Heart: Sorry! I do this because I like you and love you! I really want to be with you! Please give me another chance, will you?

76, baby, don't cry, your tears are my pearls, and it hurts me to lose one. Don't lose my pearls, let them shine in your heart.

77. Without you, I am like a fish out of water. Can an apology sober you up? Love is a happy thing. Can we swim together again?

78. Saturday's wedding, I said I had a meeting, and I didn't know if I could go. You have prepared two red envelopes, one is 100 and the other is 200. As a result, I didn't go, and you accidentally sent a thick one. Honey, I shouldn't laugh at you. You are doing very well. If I were you, I would send them both together.

I'm sorry, I'm deeply sorry for my rudeness. Because I really want to see you, I have never cared so much in my heart. Forgive me, okay?

I don't want to upset you, but I'm always careless. My intuition tells me that you are angry. If it's my fault, please relax and give me some forgiveness.

8 1, singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. The heart is broken for you, the song is sung for you, and the heart is broken for you. I just want to make you happy, I'm sorry!

82. How can my heart stand disagreement, treating myself as an enemy, and being so changeable? If you are careless, don't think too much and don't think too bad! I really love you!

Baby, it's all my fault. Forgive me and trust me. Call you when you have time!

84. Maybe my innocence broke your heart! I am harmless to your heart! I want to say: I'm sorry for making you angry these two days! I didn't mean to. Forgive me! Don't take it personally!

85. You still owe me a deep hug and want to see your eyes to explain it, so I keep looking back, expecting me to face the lonely sadness at night alone, how to hide it.

86, people are embarrassed, the heart is embarrassed, and the soul is also embarrassed; Send a message, ask for forgiveness, and don't let love wander again; I'm so flustered that my face is thin and yellow. If I write back to ease my sadness, please don't think about it.

When you accused me of leaving my socks lying around, I shouldn't accuse you of leaving books lying around. After all, socks stink and are scholarly.

Call and say: I have arrived at Carrefour, waiting for you at the gate. As a result, I have arrived home, waiting for you at the door.

89. My life is boring these days. Because I didn't hear from you, I tried the pain without salt. I hurt you too carelessly. Please forgive this careless mistake and say sorry.

90. You are funny, you are funny, you are really funny; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and bullets cannot penetrate; Learn to somersault and fall into the pit.

9 1, how can you forgive me? All you have to do is draw a road, set a trap, dig a hole and I will jump in.

Honey, I can't help loving you. You are the only one I love. Let me come back to your arms, okay?

93. If you really like being angry, you might as well have many children for me. I am willing to accept such a "punishment".

94. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the ugly and beautiful mentally retarded young people! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

95. My wife is an active operating system, but it is very troublesome to install and uninstall; The little secret is the desktop, you can change it every day as long as you are interested; Lover is the internet, the scenery is infinite, and money is constantly spent; Miss is pirated software, remember to kill virus first when using it.

96, thunder rumbled, regardless of the bird's panic; Rain just surges, regardless of the mud on the ground; The wind just roars, regardless of the pain of the tree; And you are just angry, regardless of my inner pain; Please control me and don't ignore me, okay?

97. You told me to face east, but I dare not face west. You told me to sit on a stool, but I dare not climb a ladder. You let me eat dry food, I dare not drink thin food. You let me wipe my sweat, but I dare not wipe my nose. Please forgive my unintentional mistake!

98. Without you, flowers are not fragrant and birds are silent; Without you, people are unhappy and unhappy; Without you, I can't sleep well and my dreams are not sweet; Without you, it is hard to trust and sad; Without you, my life becomes lifeless. Please come back to me as soon as possible

99. There is no sunshine or wind in my heart, only a sad river flows freely. At this moment, I have a special taste in my heart. I really want to hold hands with a smile, but it's a pity that you didn't bow your head to forgive and send a message to beg.

100, I was upset in summer, so I lost my temper with you. Later, I sat in the refrigerator for half an hour to reflect, and then exposed to the sun for a quarter of an hour, just to remember the lesson through catching a cold! Honey, I just hope you can forgive me!

10 1. No matter how you explain it now, it is powerless in front of you, silently waiting for your forgiveness, but letting you know that a silly heart is waiting for your forgiveness!

102, when I saw your pouting mouth when you lost your temper, I tried to bump into a tofu block and hang myself with a snot, but all failed. Now I am waiting for you to deal with me.

103, I know it's my fault and I made you angry again. But don't sentence me to death, I want revenge! I want to call you! Judge, open the door!

104, wife: I am not good, I will review; I was wrong, I was guilty; It's my fault, I need to be beaten; I should fight, I should scold, I didn't listen to you, baby, don't be angry again, okay? !

105, who deserves to die the most? People like me deserve to die. You can hit me, scold me, kiss me, love me and hate me, but don't ignore me. Hmm. How interesting ...

106, if there is no wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; If you are angry, fools will not be extinct.

107 Please hit me, please scold me, don't torture me with feelings, just like a bug bites an apple, killing me! Baby, don't be angry!

108, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I love you with all my heart, and I'll spend the night with my nose tonight.

109, I can't sleep at night, and I can't sleep well because of your pouting mouth. I kissed its mouth at midnight and told it: I was wrong. Did you hear that?

1 10, if you are really angry, please scold me at the screen! Because I have put my ear close to my mobile phone, waiting for you to save me with a curse or a sweet smile. Baby, I'm sorry.

1 1 1, I want to make up a humorous story for you, that's my joke; I want to find a beautiful reason to tell you that's not my intention; I hope you can forgive me and give me a smile.

1 12, the moon came, the sun left, and I never left. They told me that there is only one person who can take my stray dog, and that is you.

1 13, sorry! I'm terribly sorry, forgive me! No? Then give me a kiss! Can't you? Ok, ok, I wish you good health and all your wishes come true, ok? I'll give it to you. You can call me or scold me.

1 14, can't you tolerate a person who loves you making a mistake? If you can forgive me, I will make up for my mistake with my practical actions!

1 15, I am not good, I will review; I was wrong, I was guilty; This is my fault. I've changed. Dear, please forgive me.

1 16, I'm not angry with you anymore. An open-minded and respected person like me will surely forgive you for still being angry with me!

1 17, I love you as mice love rice; Somehow I hurt you, and I regret that I hate me; If time can go back, if memory can be erased; Anyway, I will never make you angry again. I will always love you, love you. Please give me another chance, let me make up my mistake, love you!

1 18, careless injury, tangled your heart and mine, careless mistake, tied you and mine together. I used to think that your happiness was my happiness, but now your happiness is my persistence. I sincerely apologize, forgive my mistake, my friend for so long, please let it go.

1 19, I made a mistake and voluntarily accepted the punishment: punish me for caring for you with sincere love, punish me for replacing you with hardworking limbs, punish me for protecting you with strong body, punish me for entertaining you with busy wealth, which is valid for life. Executor: lover, wife, please forgive me!

120, being with you is my blessing. I blame my carelessness for making you angry. Now I sincerely apologize to you. I want you to calm down. I hope you can make up with me and become more and more beautiful!

12 1. After receiving this letter, I hope you will forgive me. After reading this letter, please forgive me, save this letter, show that you accept me, delete this letter, remind me of my fault today, forward this letter, hint at your smile tomorrow, and sincerely apologize to erase your sad memory. Your tomorrow will be better!

122, I accidentally offended you, but I didn't say anything to make you angry. I'm sorry in a few words. All kinds of money will be given to you, and all kinds of gifts will be given to you. I'm so worried about you, so anxious. Dear, may you put your troubles behind you and stop being angry!

123, meeting, feeling like blue sky and white clouds fluttering; With, the heart is as fragrant and beautiful as flowers and plants; Misunderstanding is like roaring quicksand; Looking back on the past, my heart is as indifferent as a silent night smile. I really want to say to you: sorry, I was wrong! I hope you can forgive me!

124, when you lost your temper, my eyes were black, and my bed was single. When you lost your temper, I waited in the corner. When you smiled, I sincerely apologized to you, waited for your forgiveness, waited for your reply seriously, and repented to you seriously, dear, forgive me!

125, I would like to be your shadow, and I am inseparable from you. I want to make a cup of milk tea to warm your heart. If I accidentally say something wrong and hurt you, I am willing to be your nostril and let you vent at will. I only hope that you can forgive my carelessness and be happy forever.

126. Diagnosis: Dear, I have "regret syndrome". "Repentance" has reached the late stage, and "apology" has begun to spread. "Sincerity" eroded brain cells, and "sincerity" flowed out of my mouth. The operation method is "artificial respiration", and the family members please sign "Agree to forgive".

127, I was wrong, I was guilty, my fault made you tired, hurt your heart, hurt your lungs, made you tired and haggard, think about it carefully, think about your regret, send a text message, make amends, beat and scold with your guilt, please forgive me, I really can't kneel down.

128, I sincerely apologize for my recklessness, for my rudeness, for my mistake, sincerely, sincerely, sincerely apologize to you, never half-hearted, forgive me, baby?

129, send you an apology dinner, raw material: sincerity 1, forgive 2 points. Ingredients: 3 Liang, 4 Yuan for apology. Practice: Cook the amendment until it is 5% mature, take it out for 6 minutes, put 7 regrets, 8 sincerity and stir-fry for 9 times. Effect: Please forgive me. 10 is strong.

130, blame me for being reckless and embarrassing you; Blame me for being stubborn and making you angry; Blame me for being willful and make you angry; I would like to turn my heart into a panacea; Get your understanding and solve your worries; At the same time, I wish you: happy every day, all the best, no longer worry, always happy!

13 1, accidentally broke your heart; I won't give up and want to save your heart; Full of sincerity and integration between the lines; Please: forgive my carelessness, it is against my will to hurt people. Touch my heart and accept my loyalty. May you be happy every day!

132, as I said, spilled water cannot be collected. What did I do wrong? I shouldn't. I regret it. If you apologize, you have it in your heart and can't say it. I really didn't mean to, so don't get angry. Please accept my deep apologies: I'm sorry.

133, which makes you angry and bothers you; I feel guilty and depressed; I hope to forgive you for your unintentional mistakes; Clockwork information and sincerely apologize; May you laugh when you are pregnant; I wish you happiness and all the best!

134, you are the prime minister who can punt in your stomach, so you can prop up my broken boat; You are an adult, regardless of the villain, so take some time; You are the master and I am Wukong, so don't recite the cool spell; Honey, I was really wrong. Please smile through tears.

135, please forgive my carelessness and lack of sincerity towards you. It's just that I was too careless and a little cautious to tell you that I am practical, but please rest assured that I am sincere to you, and there will be no hypocrisy and selfishness. Please be sure to relax, this heart can be learned from heaven and earth, and the sun and the moon can be seen. Forgive me?

136, you know how strong the wine is when you are drunk, how heavy it is when you love it, and how difficult it is to be intimate when you miss it. Dear, as long as I can make you happy, I am willing to be the delicious food in your mouth, the drum you play, and the mouse you train hard!

137, please forgive my careless mistake and make an impossible oath by mistake: I can't reach the stars and the moon, I can't reach the ends of the earth, I haven't met the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I haven't learned romance yet, and I have to rely on it. Will you forgive me for being so sincere?

138, life is too "meaningful", arguing is not my intention, I sincerely apologize to you, forgive my carelessness, give you a full heart, be careful in the future, make you happy, dear baby, I'm sorry, forgive my little temper, and I will be good to you.

139, I want to apologize to you and take care of my face. I really don't feel at ease after several days' delay. I often lie to you, often avoid you, often be a lazy egg, and often don't go home for romance. Now that you're home, I'm hungry and I miss you very much, so I sent a short message: Please forgive me. I will do anything when I come back.

140, don't worry about fighting and quarreling, it's unintentional to get angry, send a text message to apologize, I'm willing to raise my fist. I hope you won't be angry with me again. You can choose your back massage and do all the housework to make you happy and proud. Baby, come back quickly. I'll wait for you at home.

14 1. Why do you need the police if an apology is useful? Even so, I don't want to bother the police uncle. I still give you a sincere apology. Sorry, please forgive me. Let's not bother the police, what do you think?

142, people should be careful, be filial to their parents, be kind to their lovers and be sincere to their friends. If I am careless and make you sad, please forgive my carelessness, sincerely apologize and wish you happiness forever.

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