Ask QQ to reply to charity automatically.

1. Hi ~ I'm not here now. If necessary, please press the reset button on the chassis and leave a message after hearing the "drip" sound!

2. The owner didn't bring a paper toilet!

Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups. Booking phone: I won't say anything about ordinary people!

Hello, I'm the beautiful secretary of the host. Please tell me anything, and I will tell him when he comes back.

I am grinding, so I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.

6. How did you get here? You are in the jaws of death, don't go offline at once, or I can't save you. Go back to take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years!

7. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

I'm going to eat.

If you harass again

I'll stab you two or three times when I get back.

8. Hello, are you looking for our boss?

He's working, I can tell him for you,

But you have to buy me a slice. I want a tomato flavor!

9. Scholars hide in the network, waiting for beautiful women;

Escape from the complexity of the world makes me speechless all day.

10. Sorry! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!

1 1. The host is self-checking, and the keyboard and mouse are looking forward to the opportunity to go out and cool down. I am his refrigerator, and I am slow in typing. Please speak slowly and don't worry. ...

12. I didn't see the news just now. Send it again. ...

13. What did you send? I see how it is garbled!

14. Didn't we agree yesterday that you should pay me back? How come nothing happened!

15. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please contact 1 10 for details. Thank you. Goodbye.

Please turn off your automatic reply.

I just don't turn my phone off. What can you do to me?

17. The subscriber you called is streaking ... Please redial later!

18. Gastrointestinal structure ...

19. Your QQ has been infected by the virus I implanted. Please continue to write to me, or I will do it as soon as I have time!

20. In the shower ~ No watching! ! ^_^

2 1. Hello, OICQ is on vacation today. I am a net worm ... ...

22. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

23. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

24. The host is streaking

The owner has rushed out of the service area.

I was busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building.

26. Please wait while your hard disk is being formatted. ...

27. Do you know what "Party Dangdang" is? Party, party, party, only you ~ ~

28. Alas, you are so naughty! Listen, I'm not finished. There you go again.

29. Sorry, the network is down. Please resend it. ...

30. If you want the host to be away, please pick up the mouse and leave a message after the beep. . .

3 1. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please bang your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

32. My present posture: WC, posture: crouching face: twitching state: exerting force. . . .

33. Note: Users using Tencent mobile qq may not receive your message immediately.

34. I went to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are beautiful. . . . . . Even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first.

35. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.

36. Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. Now he won't tell me anything, that's all I have.

37. I have been busy collecting debts recently! If you pay me back, please use 12345@haha365.net to find me. Call me if you want to pay the bill 123@ 163.net (the password has not been found yet)!

38. Hello. I'm going to kill some people I'll be back soon.

39. I went to Houshan and the old demon in Montenegro to learn to eat Tang Priest. Wait till I get back.

4 1. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

43. The person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click. Thank you. ......

44. The master is away. Where have you been? Just ... just not telling you! If you really want to find it, please hold down the computer power.

45. The user did not respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.

46. The subscriber you called is no longer in the service area ... maybe the network is blocked ... To solve this problem ... please bump your head on the monitor ... to ensure the network is unblocked. ...

48. This machine has been set to vibrate.

Please be careful what you say.

It broke my machine.

Watch me kick your ass. Don't!

50. This person has been missing for many days. If there is an emergency, please use summoning.

5 1. Who is this, please? Your name is garbled.

53. Be a nun and ring the bell every day. Buddha said: depravity is rebirth. I'm going to fall. Shut up ~ I'll strangle you when I wake up ...

54. Your QQ has been infected by Trojan virus. Please send "I love you" to start the firewall, and the system will automatically kill virus for you.

58 ... leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password. I will contact you!

59. When robbing a bank ... Come on, remember to put socks on your head, and you'd better buy Langsha brand. ...

60. Go away. If you don't reply within 3 minutes, don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!

6 1. The main reason is myocardial infarction. . I'm dying. . If you want to leave a message, please dial120 ~ ~!

62.Di This is an automatic response. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!

63. Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!

64. The computer is processing your information. Just a moment, please. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

You connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

I am playing gobang. I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time, and I will be photographed naked if I lose again this time! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

7 1.—— The bird with nine heads went to eat. Because there are nine heads, it may take a little more time ... Scared, all nine heads are eating. When he comes back, it is estimated that you will grow nine heads.

If I am not here, I will reply to you automatically. Do you know what an automatic reply is? For example, you have read this sentence more than twice. Hehe, try again and make sure you can see the same thing more than twice.

85. Why? ! Why am I online and you are not? Why am I not online when you are online?

88. In a trance, tears are raging on your face. Are you crying? Who cares? Clouds floating in the sky, will she stay? ...

97.—— If it is noon, I will go to eat; If it is working hours, I am called by my boss to give a lecture; If you are the boss, forget it. ...

100. You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded. You can find a proxy server. If you can't afford it, the network will assign one to you.

10 1. More annoying, more annoying, more annoying. The boss's daily tasks are always endless. If you want to ask me when to go online, I say it's basically difficult.

103. Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!

104. This casual departure caused us to miss it. So I forgot to eat, couldn't sleep, didn't want to be lonely, and hurried back.

105. Because of my work, I have been unable to answer the phone calls of countless friends. The most painful thing is this. If you give me a chance, I will say three words: I will leave. If there must be a deadline for these three words, I hope it is: a period of time!

106. Do you really want to find me? If you want to find me, I will reply. If you really want to find me, why can't I reply to you? You don't really want to see me, do you? Do you really want to see me?

107. My hands are always too soft, my heart is softer, and I have nothing to talk about with you. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.

1 14. If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you keep blinking, I will die.