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Confession information

1. I accidentally sent it by mistake. I love you. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

I don't think you are a qualified friend, so you'd better be my wife!

3. Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You are mine.

4. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can stand drying up, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive text messages, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

5. Without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am empty!

6. Now when I wake up every day, all I see in my mobile phone is your sunny smile. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your really sweet sleep like a flower. ......

7. Honey, I bought a ticket! The starting point is this life and the end point is the afterlife. Please obey the eternal rules when you get on the bus! People and hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don't jump in the middle I hope we can love each other forever! Never separate-inseparable

If you receive this message, it means that you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me. If you reply, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you keep it, it will be the rest of my life.

9. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

10. Your hesitation period has passed. Don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.

Morning greeting messages for girlfriends _ Morning greeting messages that girls must know

1, Dawn is my greeting theme, I wish you a happy and colorful day; The rising sun is the carrier of my blessing. May your work be promoted step by step! Good morning!

The blue sky kisses the ocean, and the ocean clings to the blue sky. I wrote my blessing on the blue sky and blue waves.

3, if one day, you walk too tired, as long as you turn around, my blessing is by your side! No matter how far away, no matter how many years, may this blessing turn into a star and shine in every day of your life, and I will always be with you.

4. Good morning, dear. Breakfast was made with raw materials in bed last night.

In the morning, when the morning glow flapped her gentle wings, it gently awakened our dreams. A ray of fresh air and sunshine bring us happiness. What a fine morning!

6.good morning. A beam of sunshine shines on you. I wish you happiness every day. Go to the God of Wealth's home and your dream will come true. You won the lottery today and will take office tomorrow. All my friends' wishes are sincere.

7. The weather is cold and people are warm. My blessing to you is forever! People are far away, but their hearts are around! I miss you too! I hope the new day will be smooth and successful. . .

8, dawn, a beautiful day has begun, get up, breathe fresh, embrace the sun; Smile, be happy and have a happy day. Good morning, I hope you have a good mood!

9. I walked yesterday and will walk tomorrow. Only today is a walk. I wish you a wonderful walk every day, every step is safe, every moment is happy and every minute is happy.

10, I will give you 50 million today: happy, healthy, safe and smooth, think of me (or kiss me) at any time.

1 1, the breeze is a dancing willow, waving to you and bringing my sincere greetings. Good morning, the lotus flower reflects the sunshine and is colorful, sending my love blessing. May happiness accompany you every minute.

12, I hope your eyes can only see a smile; I hope every dream in your future will not be in vain!

13, get up quickly, the sun is about to shine. Send this message, one is to wake you up, and the other is to greet you. I wish you all the best today and all your wishes come true. . .

14, I miss you when I wake up, and send a short message at hand. I wish you a good mood every day. Say hello to your girlfriend by SMS in the morning.

15, I was walking alone in the street that day. It rained heavily and the ground was slippery. I accidentally fell and my heart fell out. Your name is on it!

16, dear, when you open this short message, what comes in is a faint greeting and a shallow blessing. May my dear have a wonderful family today. . .

Good morning 17. I extend my fresh greetings and warm wishes to you. I got off to a good start early in the morning. I wish you full of energy, good mood, all the best, and love you forever.

18, I call the sun to shed happy sunshine for you every day, and I call the moon to dream a sweet dream for you every day. I wish you all the best!

19, laughter is sweet, tears are bitter! I sent you a short message telling you that you are a happy friend! I wish you a new day, a new atmosphere and all your wishes come true. . .

May a greeting bring you a new mood and a blessing bring you a new starting point.

2 1, dear: It's time to get up. If you don't sleep, you will become a little pig. Hahahahaha ~ ~, I miss you. Do you miss me? Good morning information that girls must know.

22. Which is better, love or corn porridge? It seems that love is beautiful, but it is not: after all, nothing is better than love, and a bowl of corn porridge is better than nothing, so corn porridge is better than love!

23. I never underestimate your strength. It is your smiling back that drags me into the magnetic field of love. You said it was our paradise, but I took it as a swan song; You whispered in my ear when I gave up my resistance.

24, dear clockwork SMS to you, give you a good luck, give you a good luck, give you a happy, give you a happy, give you a healthy, give you a blessing. . .

25. With dreamy candlelight, listening to soft music and tasting thick wine, the quiet night has passed. It's morning now. Wake up. A hopeful day has begun. Go and act. . .

26. The doll is body double in childhood, the photo is body double in memory, the alcohol is body double in forgetfulness, the cigarette is body double in loneliness, and the tears are body double in sadness. I hope you will always be a happy body double!

27. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day!

28, beautiful morning, brilliant you, a beautiful life is waiting for you! Beautiful weather, beautiful you, beautiful emotions moisten you! Fresh air, clear you and happy mood accompany you! May you be happy every day!

29. Love should be tender as water and sweet as honey. Colleagues should choose those who work hard and have no temper. Friends should choose a pig with a runny nose. It's about time. Wipe your nose and go to work.

Broadcast the weather forecast to you on time: Today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy cloud, smooth frost, safety hail and happy flash.

3 1, a greeting, a wish, a string of blessings, I hope happiness will always emerge in your heart.

32, a new day, a new atmosphere, a new beginning, I wish you a good mood, go out beautifully, and smell good. . .

33. Spring breeze is like a dream, and the wind has disappeared without a trace. I only send deep blessings to my heart.

34. good morning May you have a good mood today!

35. Are you tired, dear? It was really hard for you to keep running around in my mind all last night.

I have a lot to say to you. There is a lot of helplessness to ask you to help solve, but in the end, in a word. It feels good to miss you!

37. The love in the dream, without trace, a faint sleeping smile, that is I miss you! Happy every day, that's my obsession with you. Drunk, because you, dear, it's time to get up.

Honey, you slept well last night. Did you miss me? I dreamed about you. I dreamed of you, lying in my arms, coquetry in my arms, and you had to kiss me. . .

39. If I empty the whole bathtub, I can't put out my love for you. Can the whole bathtub be emptied? A: Yes. So, yes. I love you!

40. The sea is all fucking water, spiders are all fucking legs, and peppers are so fucking hot. I don't fucking regret knowing you. I hope you have a good start today and have a good day. . .

4 1, give me a gentle good morning kiss.

42. good morning Are you happy to see my message when you wake up? It will bring you good luck all day! Happy today!

43. In the garden of my heart, collect golden flowers, and I will give you the brightest one as my greeting.

Now when I wake up every day, I see your smile shining on the wall like sunshine. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your really sweet sleep like a flower. . .

45. Everything I do is what I am willing to do. I have a goal. You don't have to guess, and I won't tell. I fly in your shadow, sing softly, live in your dream, and convey happiness and sadness.

46. The sun is rising in Ran Ran, and the breeze is blowing gently. The flowers spread out and the magpies chirped and sang. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. When the clear alarm goes off, I send my best wishes to you. Good morning!

47. This will be a happy day to receive blessings in the morning and a happy year to receive blessings in the spring; It's morning and spring. I send my blessing to you and I will be happy for you every second.

48. Sincere wishes bring you far away. I wish you all the best and happiness.

49. Have a good mood today after receiving this message. Go out to see happiness, do things smoothly and the sun is shining. . .

Chasing MM, courting classic love confession

You have the right to refuse my love, but you can't despise my love, because it is a heart that really beats for you.

I tell you: first, I love you; Second, I love you; Third, I still love you ... I love you. ...

This cup of wine is sweet and delicious, because it touches the lips of a bosom friend.

Oh! May God put her lips on mine and let her drink the soul of my soul in one breath!

I love you, I kiss you, I want to kiss you crazily. Because you are my angel, my queen, my noble love for God!

I am willing to bow down, kneel under your throne and kiss your skirt and shoes; Even if it's not, honey,

I will kiss the dirt and dust you stepped on. ...

My love, every poet loves beauty, and your beauty fascinates poets. But beauty is changeable, and I love you forever.

I only know that I love you! All the blood in my body has become my love and my feelings!

The sea can dry up, stones can rot, and my love for you will never change.

I think everything in the world belongs to me because you are in love with me.

Who says it's winter? When you are by my side, I feel a hundred flowers blossom and birds sing cicadas.

The fire of love is lit in our hearts, and we will be one from now on.

You beautiful and lovely bird, where are you taking my heart?

May my heart be embedded in yours, so that our love will never change.

Now my life and death, happiness and pain are completely in your hands. Can you give me divine love?

I know that you love me just like God loves lambs, loving mothers love babies, your kindness and cordial feelings,

Jane makes me feel ten thousand kinds of warmth and intoxication.

You said our hearts were connected. Indeed, every time I see you, it's like seeing myself, what do you want to say and do,

I always feel in advance that many things coincide with each other. I almost doubt that we were the same person in previous lives.

The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I seem to feel the spring breeze.

Warm, melt my heart.

You are like a cloud on the edge of that day, erratic and hard to trace; You are like a ping in the water, flowing everywhere, which makes me puzzled.

Can you tell me? How can I catch up with you and stay with you?

I love your appearance, and I love your heart more. Even if I can't make you happy, at least I hope happiness can be with you.

As long as you are happy, I am satisfied.

Your figure appeared in front of my eyes more and more frequently, and gradually, like breathing, it didn't stop for a second.

I can't eat well and sleep well.

I racked my brains to write a poem praising you, but I failed, because even if I condensed the most beautiful words in the world,

I can't describe one tenth of your beauty!

Since I saw you that time, my soul seems to have been taken away by you, and your shadow occupies every memory of me.

Can you understand my infatuation?

Since I got your love, I seem to see the light in the long darkness, as if I got a clear spring in the boundless desert.

It's more like finding a flower in a rock. How can I not thank you?

I implore you deeply; Don't shut me out of your love, I can't lack your love for a minute.

Only by winning your love can my life be brilliant. /

You are like a petal covered with dew, bringing me a room full of fragrance; You are like a pigeon whistle flying over the blue sky, bringing me peace of mind and pursuit.

I suffer from homesickness all the time. I don't know what you can do to help me alleviate this painful punishment!

I don't know why, as long as you are by my side, my heart is no longer uneasy.

I have had countless dreams, and you are in every dream; I have countless fantasies, and you are in every fantasy;

I prayed hundreds of times, and you were there every time I prayed. May the god of fate let me see you, hear you and get you.

There is only one name in the world, which makes me so concerned, just like an invisible thread, one end firmly tied to the tip of my heart and the other end tied to your hand.

I love you! If one day, I become a cup of loess, and the spring grass growing on this loess is also green for you,

The flowers on this loess are beautiful to you, too.

Since I met you, my calm heart lake can no longer be calm. Your charm, your beautiful shadow,

Your smile makes me unforgettable, and I have been deeply attracted by your wonderful charm!

As long as I can see you often, I feel happy; As long as I snuggle up to your petite body, I won't be lonely.

Don't charm me with gentle calls, don't charm me with Tingting's beautiful image, and don't make me suffer with affectionate eyes.

I have a little secret in my heart. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do. ...

Feelings are like a spring. A sharp knife is difficult to cut. No matter how hard I try,

I can't forget that smiling picture. ...

A classic saying of a beautiful woman, men must take care of women.

1, wine doesn't make people drunk. If others are sober and I am drunk alone, I dare to drink and commit a crime.

2. Whenever a person is divided into what I want and what I don't want, a good man can also be divided into my present continuous tense and ordinary future tense.

Falling in love with your appearance is superficial, falling in love with your brain is wise, and falling in love with your wallet is vulgar, so I love all of them, including your shortcomings, but you don't have a handsome appearance, a genius brain and a plump wallet. I only love your shortcomings, so you can only expect miracles.

You will marry me tomorrow. If my wolf's teeth don't bite tightly, if my wolf's claws don't grasp deeply, can you sleep with the wolf unscathed?

5. I am a pervert. I have wolf ambitions. If I can't conquer your heart, I won't be a pervert. I'd rather go underground and be a pervert.

Wolves always live in groups, but how can you bear to let me be lonely? How can you give up my warm claws? How can I look for them with green eyes in the dark? Let my stomach be the end of your wandering? Let you be one with me in my stomach?

7. I am the meanest because lonely wolves are also shameful, and you are the most unlucky. Because of perfection, let the wolf know that the earth won't stop because she will make you dizzy, so I can use it!

Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow, I still miss you who was conquered by me yesterday, so I will spit out your bones after eating you and put a label with your name on it, and I will miss you and miss you from now on.

9. I cast a drooling look at/kloc-the handsome guy under the age of 0/8; I gave a glad eye to men aged 25-35; I can only blow open the petals of 10 thousand pear trees and watch the loser who is unable to do so! You can only give a dirty look, or the pervert will run away.

10 Why did you let me meet you? Why should I miss you? If fate is predestined, then God! Thank you for sending me such good prey!

1 1. My loneliness and loneliness are written on my face, and everyone can see it. How can you be indifferent? Come near me, fall in love with me, blend in with me, and let you know my stomach capacity!

12, after I knew that I loved you wrongly, I persisted in this mistake, because you would prove to me that my choice was correct. A pervert is a person who loves him all his life, whether he is sick, old, ugly or dead.

13, dear, I am really a lovely and persistent pervert, loving the person you love, trying to sweep you with my happiness and crush my loneliness with your smile, then can I turn love into a lifelong affection?

14. Do you know the wolf's heart? Can you accept the love of wolves? A wolf like me can be desperate to pay, and a wolf like me can also be dismissive of other men, because your love can warm my life and satisfy my longing for waiting and looking for love.

15, in fact, I only expect true love once to be permanent, so let me catch you and eat you. In love, I explained the legend of the hungry wolf, and only you can end my green and helpless eyes. Let me, like you, see you as a symbol of light with black eyes.

16, e fish can shed tears, but I can't, I can't let you see my wet eyes, because the tearful eyes only show myself in the mirror, and you and I are willing to bloom all the beauty for you.

17, you said if I were prettier, you would marry me. You said you really liked me. Unfortunately, I just want to be a confidant who can have a drink once in a while and be your lover. I don't want to wait for you in the lonely night, forever.

18, I always hate that you are not a pervert, and you don't take ML as the end of communication. She can forget a person who got a perverted body, but you took away the perverted mind and her mind, so I hate you.

19, the beauty of every encounter turned into a memory, and we kept the same memory at that moment. Unfortunately, we are still in different worlds. Even if we use the same language, you still exist in my distant scar.

20. We never said we were in love. We just said that we like each other and like each other very much. There is only a little distance between us. Because we can't take responsibility or make promises that can be fulfilled, we embraced each other warmly and left without looking back.

2 1, grab my wolf's paw, and you said that you have never touched a girl like this. You said you had never been so close to anyone except her. You gently hold my hand in your palm. Why do I feel my heart is pinched by you?

22. You always say that you met too late. I always say that you were born too early and didn't pass by. You just missed it helplessly. In fact, I don't want to share your tenderness with her at all.

23. When you turn around and leave, we will meet again. The waiting day is 365 years. Every day is suffering. Every day, I want to hug you. Why should we be tens of thousands of light-years away?

24. I forced myself to tell myself that I was a pervert. I can hunt everywhere, but I accidentally become your prey and swallow me, but don't tear my heart out.

Honey, I don't miss you anymore. If my brain can collapse, I won't miss you anymore. If my brain capacity is divided into several parts, I won't secretly love you if I'm not a pervert.