Little jokes to make your girlfriend happy

Little jokes to make your girlfriend happy are as follows:

1. Joke 1.

My father-in-law came to the house and we talked about it for a long time. He asked: Is there any cigarette? I shook my head. He asked again: Is there any wine? I shook my head again. He slapped the table: I wouldn’t buy it without you! I said: If your daughter hadn’t taken care of all the money, do you think I would have been here talking to you for a long time! Him: If my money wasn't all controlled by your mother, would I be here to talk nonsense to you?

2. Joke 2.

The wife asked her husband to help her wash the dishes, but the husband was too embarrassed to refuse, so he called his ten-year-old son to him and said to him pleasantly: "Son, I want you to practice washing the dishes now, and you can help my wife later." I'm busy." The son complained, "No, I can ask my son to wash it later." 3. Joke 3.

My boyfriend is more mature and doesn’t like dressing up! The first time I went to my house for dinner, my dad took the initiative to buy food and cook. Both my mother and I thought it was impossible! There were many dishes during the meal, and they tasted good, but the one dish placed in front of my boyfriend was strange, it was steamed catfish in sixty-year-olds. I was surprised and said: This dish is not suitable! Dad snorted: You know you’re not worthy?

4. Joke 4.

Once it rained heavily and I took a taxi back home. I got out of the car and took two steps to find that my mobile phone was missing. I hurriedly turned around and saw that the car was about to leave, so I shouted a few words, "Master, stop the car!" Suddenly I found my mobile phone in my hand. When I looked up and saw that the car had stopped, the master stuck his head out and asked me what was going on, so I yelled out in a hurry. : "It's raining heavily, drive slower!" After saying that, he turned around and left. I still can't imagine his expression at that time.

5. Joke 5.

The husband held an orchid bowl and said to his wife very solemnly: "Don't throw the bowl again in the future. This bowl was left by your mother. There are only two left now, and the others are all gone." "I made you fall." The wife rolled her eyes at her husband and said, "Then don't be angry with me anymore. I am also left behind by my mother."