Terrifying joke routines

Flirting jokes and routines

Flirting jokes and routines. When we are chatting with the girl we like, we can flirt with the girl appropriately. Flirting routines of love words Not only can you quickly get closer to each other, but you can also understand each other's thoughts to a certain extent. Here are some sultry jokes and routines. Flirting joke routine 1

1. "Do you know why your parents want you after they have your sister?"

"Why?"

"Give it to me!"

2. "Can you lend me your cup?"

"What for?"

"Because I I want to borrow you for life."

3. "I heard you like eating melon seeds."

"It's okay."

"Then I'll go. Be a sunflower."

4. "Do you know who the person I have been crushing on is?"

"I don't know"

"Please look back. Look at the first word of my last sentence.

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5. "Let me do a magic trick for you"

"What magic? ”

“I’ve become very fond of you”

6. “I can’t find you when I push you into the garden. Do you know why?” ”

“Why”

“Because you are as beautiful as a flower”

7. “Why do you touch my things?” "

"I didn't! "

"Why not? You have moved my heart! ”

8. “I’m sick, you have to come and see me”

“Why”

“Heart disease still needs heart medicine”

9. “Where are you from?”

“Sichuanese”

“No, you are my sweetheart”

10. “Confucius Mencius, do you know what kind of person you are best suited to be?"

"What kind of person"

"My wife" Flirting jokes routine 2

1 ,

A: Why can’t I always pass the airport security check

B: Because they found that I still have you in my heart

2.

A: There are 365 days in a year, guess which day I like

B: I like every day with you

3.

A : Are you a book?

B: The more I read, the more I feel sleepy

4.

A: I have super powers

B: What kind of super power

A: I like you very much

5.

A: Who are you?

B: I am a Pig

A: You obviously belong to me

6.

A: Why Want to hurt me

B: How have I hurt you?

A: It makes me like you more and more

7.

A: Well, I'm lost

B: Why are you lost

A: Because all I can think about is you

8.

A: I'm a little afraid of you

B: Afraid of me

A: Because I'm afraid of my wife

9 ,

A: I want to change my avatar

B: What kind of one

A: Like you

10.

A: You don’t want me to just like you

B: Ah, what?

A: I still want to love you, pamper you and care for you. Flirty jokes routine 3

Various sultry routine sentences

1. The spring breeze is not as good as ten miles away... It is better for us to be together

2. I hate you very much, and the remaining nine hundred and ninety Use it to miss you

3. “No one likes me” “Hello, my name is no one”

4. “You are tanned. ""To protect you secretly"

5. "Do you like getting rich suddenly?" "Yes" "But I don't like it" "Why" "Because I like to hug you"

6 , "You go first, I'm afraid I'll hold you back." "It's okay, my legs are thick."

7. "Why can a compass draw circles?" "Because,,,, its heart has never changed. ”

8. 1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 oceans, 100 years a century, 365 days a year, 60 seconds a minute, I am so lucky , can meet you.

9. What’s the use of being sorry? Hug me

10. Guess where my heart is? Definitely on the left. Wrong, on your side.

11. Let me tell you a story. It’s a long story, so I’ll make it short. I miss you.

12. Suppose you arrive at a place where there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

13. It is said that people have two arms to hug their lover, so can I hug you?

14. You broke into my camera, and I pressed forever

15. Will you like me? ""Won't. "Then I'll teach you." ”

16. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why is it because I burst into happiness when I see you?

17. You are Lin, you are the sea, I love you, like Birds throw themselves into the forest, like whales toward the sea

18. When you are thin, you are in my heart, but when you are fat, you are stuck inside and can’t get out

19. Who do you belong to? You belong to me

20. What season do you like? I like the season with you

21. If you are willing, I will love you forever. If you are not willing, I will Forever lovesick

22. If you are so cute and blown into my arms by the strong wind, I will never return it

23. Female: I seem to have gained weight again. Male: No, it’s you. The weight in my heart is heavy again

24. There are trees in the mountains and there are branches in the trees, but you don’t know how happy you are.

25. Why do you keep playing games? Because I can’t bear to beat you? Ah.