Don't ask me why I chose silver.

Question 1: Don't ask me why I chose silver, because the car that silver booked for more than half a year finally arrived today. In fact, I don't want to show off, just want to tell you that you must have a dream! As long as you work hard, your dream will come true! Don't ask me why I choose silver, because silver is resistant to dirt.

Question 2: Don't ask me why I chose silver, because silver is resistant to dirt. This is an online joke about a man showing off his car. He first posted a picture of a yellow luxury car, and then attached a sentence: Don't ask me why I chose silver, because silver is resistant to dirt.

In fact, he bought a van next to a yellow luxury car.

Question 3: It's almost the end of the year, and I finally picked up the car. Don't ask me why I choose red. You were born in 1985, so you shouldn't have this idea. Pick a desirable day to buy a car. When a girl moves, she will get a white or red car.

Question 4: What color do you think iPhone 6 looks good? I think silver looks good. Which one do you think looks good? Personally, I think deep space gray looks good, because the front is black, and it won't look like gold or silver after locking the screen. The black display in the middle is in sharp contrast to the white next to it, which I personally hate. Moreover, if the quality of the mobile phone case worn by gold and silver is not good, it is easy to get dirty, that is, some noise will penetrate into the metal case of the mobile phone.

Question 5: I asked about a tape that can extract wrong questions. The tape is called Sko 8 10 movie Taobao. But only the ink used in the copier can stick to the inferior test paper or draft paper, and can only be used for students to do wrong questions. Other printed books cannot be stuck.

Don't ask me why I know.

Question 6: What do you want to do on Christmas Eve? Want to get rich? Want to get lucky? Want to be an official? Want to become famous overnight? Want to stay young forever? Do you want people all over the world to be crazy about you? -Stop dreaming, wash your feet and sleep!

On this beautiful Christmas Eve, God said that one of my wishes could come true. I took out my globe and said, I want world peace! The Lord said it was too difficult! I took out your photo and said, make this person beautiful! God sweated and said, "Bring me the globe and let me have a look!"

On Christmas Eve, it's raining, it's wet, and the mood is wet ... You just stare at the cold window and continue to observe. I came up to you and said softly, "Wang Cai, go in. Santa won't send bones."

Did you have a good time on Christmas Eve? To tell you, I have changed my job, and now I work in a bank, not far from you. Come to me when you have time, call my name at the bank, and I'll know. Yes, I changed my name. It's so vulgar! ! My name is Qiang Jie now.

On behalf of the Central Committee, the State Council, the National People's Congress, the Central Military Commission and the offices of Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan in the State Council, I would like to put forward the strongest * * *: Why didn't Taiwan Province Province leave on the map of China after you wet the bed on Christmas Eve?

Your happiness, I will build; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer.

Dude, you're going to invite me to dinner on Christmas Eve. If you don't meet my requirements, I'll write your mobile phone number on the wall and add two words in front of it-apply for a certificate.

I'm really scared to hear that you have been trafficked. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold as to dare to sell you? I'm worried about him. It's strange to sell it!

Those who do bad things are called bad guys, those with empty heads are called idiots, those who are fired are called fuck off, and those who call names * * *. Alas, this is called finished. Let's eat black-bone chicken and eggs if we can't chew bones. Merry Christmas is reading text messages!

Bird flu didn't scare you, and chicken plague didn't kill your spirit of working hard for the continuation of your family. When you walk into the delivery room again, I silently bless you: Happy egg laying!

Wanted order: An old man with a white beard and a red robe often sneaks into residents' homes at night and puts things that make people happy and deadly. Anyone who finds it should call the police immediately. The alarm code is Merry Christmas! You will get lifelong happiness in return.

Snowflakes are bookmarks for my good memories. Dancing under the colorful Christmas tree in the moonlight is my lovely dream. On this special day, let me wish you a Merry Christmas with my sincere greetings!

From the South Pole to the North Pole, I sincerely wish you! Santa Claus from the Arctic invited the longevity star of the Antarctic fairy Weng * * * to wish you and your family happiness, face life with a smile, live a long and prosperous life and receive more gifts!

I want to let the sunshine warm you, decorate you with starlight, intoxicate you with wine, satisfy you with food, shine on you with fireworks, and drown you with happiness, but I haven't been a god for a long time, so I can only wish you a merry Christmas by SMS!

Santa Claus is too fat for elk to hold! You can't ride the sleigh! So I volunteered to distribute my blessings instead of him. I wish my friends all the best! Merry Christmas! _ Send you full blessings!

In order to make your Christmas trip comfortable and pleasant, please send me a text message to inform you of your height and weight ―― I made a wish to Santa Claus, hoping that you would be my Christmas present, but his old man asked me to prepare a sock of the right size first!

A little love is worth a thousand taels of gold, a little warmth can offset the frost in Wan Li, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a short message brings all my thoughts: Merry Christmas! Happy every day!

When the "old" people arrive at Christmas, their "friends" are supreme. Cherish the love of "friends", smile "wish" peace, welcome "you", meet "saints" on Christmas Eve, live happily, act quickly and get together.

Snowflakes are fluttering and cool. On Christmas Eve, I sighed softly at the candle. Happy smile, like bright light. Deep tenderness, such as bright stars. I wish you peace. Love waves, Christmas.

With the coming of Christmas Eve, I thought of my friends far away. May the bright and festive Christmas candle warm you every day and night of the year, just like my smile always fills your heart! Merry Christmas!

Snowflakes are floating in the sky outside the window, and hymns in the church are flowing in the crowd. I am praying: May the candlelight on Christmas Eve open your heart and make your life more brilliant!

I want to send you an apple that is half green and half red on Christmas Eve. The green one represents me and your past, a little green. The red half represents my happiness and sweetness for you now and in the future ... Merry Christmas to you!

The sea is calm, and the moonlight reflects the sea very romantically. I threw the glass bottle full of blessings and the bell into the sea ... >>

Question 7: Who knows the classic N funny jokes-five boys who smoke?

Five boys were taught to talk about smoking one by one by the snitch teacher:

The first boy truthfully admitted being beaten; Back to the dormitory, said:

Dude: I want it all, so don't admit it when you want it.

[Scene 1]

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy A: No. ..

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

Boy A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ............

[Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

Boy B is holding French fries carefully because he heard about A.

Teacher: Don't you want some ketchup?

B accidentally got too much, and immediately played DD with two fingers.

Teacher: No? The posture of playing ash is very skilled. Call your parents ...............

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: No? All right, French fries.

Because of the first two examples, the boy C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

Boy C picked up French fries and put them on his ear. ..................

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: No. ..

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

The boy ate the French fries with trepidation and put them in his coat pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted, here comes the headmaster.

The boy was so busy that he took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on them. ......................

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

The boy just took the French fries,

The teacher said: Don't invite me to dinner.

The boy was so busy that he handed the chips in his hand and then took out a lighter. ................

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

The boy ate French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted, I'm hungry.

The boy has sweated his palms and bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

The boy took the French fries out of his pocket: it's safe, it's still there, the fire hasn't lit yet …

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

Boy: It's natural to take away the French fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

Boy: [Get carried away] Greater China. . . . .

Scene n:

Teacher: French fries, please!

Boy: No thanks.

lip print

The headmaster of the home school faces a problem, and the older female students in the school begin to wear lipstick. When they apply lipstick in the bathroom, they will print their lips on the mirror and leave lip prints. He thought of a way to stop the problem before it got out of control. So he called all the girls wearing lipstick and asked them to be in the bathroom at 2 pm. When the girls arrived at the bathroom at 2 o'clock, they found the headmaster and supervisor already waiting there. The headmaster explained the problem to them and asked the supervisor to clean the bathroom mirror every night. He thinks the girls don't understand the seriousness of the problem, so he wants them to see for themselves how difficult it is to clean the mirror. Then the supervisor began to demonstrate. The warden took out a long-handled brush from the box, dipped it in some water in the nearest toilet, and then went to the mirror to start scrubbing.

Since then, no one has left lip prints.