Funny wedding blessing sentences

The funny wedding blessing sentences are summarized as follows

1. The man finally figured it out, and the woman finally looked away. The couplets on the wall and the bridal chamber are warm in spring, and the flowers are blooming and the moon is full, and the fish and water are deeply in love.

2. I sleep on the floor and she sleeps on the bed. The husband and wife bow to each other because they work hard for her and are busy for her. Alas, I am a sheep and she is a wolf.

3. A paper tiger and a Mickey Mouse, light flowers and candles, and live together; one is a husband and the other is a future mother, lolulu, so happy! I wish the young couple a happy marriage!

4. Don’t fail to realize that marriage is difficult and think that marriage is like a fairy tale. We need to be vigilant in the long journey ahead, join hands and work together, we will suffer more than food, rice, oil and salt, and we will enjoy more than tea, vegetables and rice. Ordinariness is true, happiness is the foundation, life is upward, and there is no disrespect to each other.

5. I wish you a happy marriage and eternal unity! We firmly believe that: it takes ten years to grow trees, a hundred years to cultivate people, a thousand years of bastards, and ten thousand years of turtles, none of them can match the deep love between you two.

6. Congratulations! Saying goodbye to being single also means that you have really found true love. As your friend, I am really happy and wish you sweetness and happiness...be careful not to turn into a yellow face. Pooh~

7. I heard that you got married recently. The bride is a perfect match for you. She has a plump figure and fair and rosy skin, so everyone says that you are a perfect couple.

8. Taking wedding leave, drinking wedding wine, and entering the bridal chamber are the three major joys in life. My dear friend, on your wedding day, let me sincerely wish you a happy wedding!

9. Falling in love makes people mature, and getting married makes people progress!

10. Marriage is a paradise of happiness and a land of life. Happiness is nothing more than firewood, rice, oil and salt, a happy life is nothing more than washing and cooking, true love is nothing more than mutual warmth, and growing old together is nothing more than sharing joys and sorrows.

11. The red word "Happy" is hung on the wall. Whoever marries the bride today, he will call him dad first and then mom. When a child is born, he will take care of Ba (boy). He will call mom first and then dad. After getting married, he will have money to spend.

12. I can’t understand the conciseness of Tang poems, the delicacy of Song lyrics, the gorgeousness of Han fu, and the essence of Yuan opera. Don’t despise it if your literary talent is too low. I sincerely wish you well. Listen.

13. Hold on to Yuexia Lao’s hand. Please send me your solemn greetings. Listening to the exchange of glasses of wine. I wish you eternal happiness.

14. Let go and break away from the boring single aristocracy; take a step forward and enter the happy world of two people. Congratulations, you have officially entered the holy marriage hall! I wish you a happy married life from now on!

15. Congratulations, congratulations, a passionate age, a hot summer, an explosive wedding; all the sincere gift packages are given to you, love is as sweet as honey, and we have a tacit understanding until we grow old together. , the baby will be born at home next year.

16. Because of fate, we are connected; because of sharing, everything is not divided; because of love, everything depends on; because of affection, so warmth; because of happiness, so happiness. May you hold hands through the storms of life and never give up!