Funny jokes make girlfriends happy. Humorous jokes.

1, the doctor asked the patient how the fracture happened. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A man passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two!

2. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.

3. The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant nest, and their nesting ants climbed on the elephant. The elephant shook its body and the ants fell down. At this time, there was another elephant around its neck, and the fallen ant shouted "strangle it".

Xiaoming and Xiaohua went to the zoo to play. When they entered the door, Xiao Ming pointed to Xiaohua and said to the doorman, "Look clearly! Come out later, don't say I stole your monkey! "

5. A boy pursued his favorite girl and wrote her more than 700 love letters. The persistent efforts of many a mickle makes a mickle, and the dripping water eventually led to a beautiful marriage, and the girl finally married the postman. The boy got angry and went to be a postman.

6. Xiao Li in the office said to Xiao Zhang, "I'll tell you good news and bad news, which one should I listen to first?" Xiao Zhang: "Bad news." Xiao Li: "The good news I want to say is false."

7. On the way, I met my dad to buy lottery tickets. I asked him, "Dad, what are you going to do when you win the grand prize?" As a result, my dad glanced at me. "Why do you care so much? What is it to you? "

8. Friends climb mountains together. When they reached the top of the mountain, a girl shouted to the beautiful mountains and rivers: motherland! My mother! A boy who secretly loves her quickly shouted: motherland! My mother-in-law

9. I quarreled with a friend before. A friend is a particularly proud person who ignores anyone after a quarrel. Suddenly sent me a message in the middle of the night: "The sum of the first item plus the last item multiplied by the number of items divided by two." I asked, "What are you doing?" He said, "Make peace."

10 A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. The boy asked the same question again and had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?