April fool's day confession routine

What are the confession routines on April Fool's Day? Are you sure you mean it when you want to confess on April Fool's Day? I don't want to make fun of people's false confession. Let's take a look at the confession on April Fool's Day and talk about how to write it.

First, April Fool's Day confession routine

1. Do you like cats or dogs?

dog

Woof, woof, woof . You said you liked me, and then I turned you down.

I like you. . . .

Then let's be together.

2. Who do you like

Not you.

Will it kill you to lie to me?

I lied. Je Ne Suis Pas Mort

Guess who I like.

It won't be me anyway.

You are really capable of avoiding the correct answer skillfully.

Ask you, one day you wake up and find yourself in a red room with no doors or windows. Where do you think you will be?

Maybe it's in a big box painted with red paint

Silly, in my heart.

Then I'm going out

No, it's impossible. There aren't even windows.

Do you know who likes to say "I don't know" and "why" best?

know nothing at all

My girlfriend.

Second, talk about playing tricks on people's false confessions.

1. You look like a pig from a distance, a tiger from a close look, and it turns out to be a mouse when you look closely; You look like a rabbit from above, a deer from below and a fox in the middle; Your left side looks cool and your right side is rich. Look carefully, it turns out to be very rustic. You are a native of China. Do you know that?/You know what? I like China aborigines best, so I ask if you believe it or not.

2. I have been waiting for a long time, and my salary has risen; After studying for a long time, property prices have fallen; I bought it for a long time and won the lottery; After thinking for a long time, my daughter-in-law has; It's been a long time, and your holiday has come. I forgot to tell you that the above is a gift for April Fool's Day.

You are white, you are sweet, and you have a good figure. Your presence made me unable to control my desires. I really want to hold you in my hand, take off your coat, and then … put it in my mouth and taste my favorite white rabbit toffee. hahahaha

4. The first kiss gave cigarettes, the romance gave wine, the confusion gave eyes, the rhythm gave music, the first night gave dreams, the body gave lovers, the derailment gave trains, the madness gave brains, and the clearest blessing gave you: Happy April Fool's Day.

Thank you for listening to my complaints. Because of you, I can get rid of all the unhappiness. Thank you for every minute of my company. Because of you, my life is no longer lonely or prosperous. I can't live without you. Well, finally, I wish you a happy April fool's day.

3. Is April Fool's Day confession sincere?

Statement 1: Sincerity.

Sometimes when you meet on April Fool's Day, you always feel that someone else is cheating you, especially when you confess. However, for some shy boys, it is difficult for him to say love. Only on April fool's day, he dares to say it, not afraid of your refusal. If you refuse, he will say that he is joking, so as to save face and not lose face. Generally speaking, most weak men are sincere when they confess on April Fool's Day.

Statement 2: A joke.

April fool's day, for any careless person, it may be a joke to confess to you on this day. Don't take it seriously, because for a careless person, there are not so many twists and turns in his heart. If he really likes you, he will tell you directly when he likes you, so if he meets a careless person to confess to you on April Fool's Day, it is probably a joke.